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About Me

UPCOMING EVENTS:


footage from 2.27.09 @ The Pound
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ill-legal? @ THE POUND 9-9-08
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

footage courtesy of Bad Habitz / No Secrets Ent.


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Video from Smackdown "aka Rave in the Cage...Match", Saturday 8.09.08...
To see more videos, check out my YouTube page, featuring footage of
Ludachrist @ Wonder 5, edIT @ the Blunt Club, Z-Trip @ The Brickhouse
and more!
www.youtube.com/DamagedStylus
--------------------------------------------------------Mixes Available for Download
Check out some of my mixes, simply go to www.moneyforjoey.com/DamagedStylus/downloadpage.html and have at it! They're all free, and they're all high-quality bitrate mp3's. Enjoy, and please take a minute to leave some feedback once you've checked 'em out. ;)
p.s. FUCK YOU to all the spamming pieces of shit who have ruined MySpace to the point that I can't even put a direct download link to my mixes anymore.
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IT'S OFFICIAL! Ready for mass consumption, the aptly titled "Hyphenated" is my newest mix! This release is basically an extended (and slightly altered) version of the set I dropped at Wonder 5, featuring the best in dirty, mid-tempo glitch, hyphy, and broken beats.
Click the artwork below to be taken to my download page where you can download it for free!
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"In for the Kill" is the extended version of the mix I played at Wonder 4...glitchy, bass heavy, breaks. Released Mar. 2008.
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Available at: www.moneyforjoey.com/DamagedStylus/downloadpage.html
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The second installment in the St. Valentine's Day Massacre series, Vol. II: A Day Late and a Dollar Short. See blog for more details...Released Feb. 2008
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Available at: www.moneyforjoey.com/DamagedStylus/downloadpage.html
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Next up, "bassbin beatdown", my mix from Wonder 3 released in August of '06. Heavy, glitchy, dirty breaks for your auditory pleasure.
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Available at: www.moneyforjoey.com/DamagedStylus/downloadpage.html
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"The St. Valentine's Day Massacre" is also available for download, recorded live in February of 2006, this themed mix is a bit of a departure from my normal style...defined by a series of events that I experienced around that time, check this out for something different!
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Available at: www.moneyforjoey.com/DamagedStylus/downloadpage.html
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Released in February of 2005, "brokeANDbeat" starts off with a slick bootleg remix of the 'American Beauty' theme song, and moves forward with bangin' tracks from Evil 9, Roxiller, Smithmonger, and more.
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Available at: www.moneyforjoey.com/DamagedStylus/downloadpage.html
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I play a variety of styles and genres, including but not limited to breakbeats, glitch, midtempo, hip hop, rap, house, some drum'n'bass, with a little turntablism thrown in for good measure. For booking info, please contact [email protected]
Track listings for mixes are available on request...
Huge thanks to Joey Gambino for hosting all my mixes!
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- QUALITY QUOTES -
Remember that song called 'Big Pimpin'? It made me wanna dance around but I had no type of rhythm, then I thought "I should write a song called 'Sick Pimpin'", cuz I know a lot of beautiful, psycho and spiteful women...
"and maybe YOU can grow up to be a stripper, a welfare-receivin' prostitute and gold digga..."
"Fake friends? Ain't got nothin' to do with my world...and if you ain't dead, you ain't a suicide, girl."
"Let's go drink until we can't feel feelings..."
"The ruthless network drive-by experts, straight outta Compton kickin' up dust, the place where guns don't get a chance to rust..."
"these drugs ain't as good as we wish they were...this buzz doesn't keep us from missing her..."
"...I use to call her up, she'd never call back...now whatchu call that? Said I wasn't all that...yeah I know that times change, and people change too, I was a fool just to think that I could change you..."
From my buddy Dom:
"American women are about as useful as a light switch on the ceiling. Only good for sex, nothing more."
and quite possibly, the best quote of all time:
Jagaliscious: The only person who is more right than I am is you.
Jagaliscious: lol
Jagaliscious: I'm right most of the time, but you're always right.
DamagedStylus: I'm glad you recognize that.
Jagaliscious: Of course I do. Took me a while to recognize it, but I realize it.
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Recognize.
Always reppin'...
This is my idea of "Heaven on Earth"...
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Funktion 1 Soundsystem @ Trigger
and as for ME...if you want to know...
DamagedStylus on AIM.
it's THAT easy.
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some random crazy shit...
p.s.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



I'd really like to meet a CRUNK ASS WHITE GIRL.
"and all I really want's a chick to make me smile, but she gots to be able to match my sense of style..." -Bruce Illest
but for real...how about just a nice girl, who doesn't lie or cheat, and is mentally stable? Oh, and hot...and ok, maybe a little hyphy? Let me know if you might fit this description.
Producers - I'm always looking for new tracks or remixes to drop, so please feel free to contact me with any new material that you are trying to get exposure for. I play a variety of different genres and styles, so show me what you've got. If you want me to keep it on the D/L, I promise I won't share it. ;)

I'd like to meet some like-minded individuals. People who appreciate what I do, people who come out and support, people who love the same things that I do, people who aren't going to be sketchy and try to pull shit. I want to meet people who are genuine and sincere, people who actually understand and practice the concepts of honesty and trust.

A little FYI, 90% of my "Friends" list here is people that I either a.) know in real life, b.) knew WELL before this website, or c.) am interested in meeting, networking with, or collaborating with to some extent. I'm NOT here to accumulate the biggest friends list ever, and if that is your goal, then I feel sorry for you. What's the point of having a million friends if you don't really know or talk to any of them? Substance people, substance. Comprende? Do us both a favor, if I don't know you, and you send me an Add Request, send me a message first and let me know WHY you want to add me. I'M TIRED OF GETTING RANDOM ADD FROM PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW, WHO NEVER SAY MORE THAN TWO WORDS TO ME, WHOSE ONLY GOAL IS TO GET AS MANY PEOPLE ON THEIR FRIENDS LIST AS POSSIBLE. Get a fucking life.

and listen up you stupid bitches, I HATE CAM WHORES & SPAM SLUTS! Don't send me an add request if your only intention is to try and get me to give you my credit card number to view your stupid cam or shitty website. Don't waste my time or yours.

My Blog

HYPHENATED - music to ghostride your whip to!

download my newest release, "Hyphenated" as well as any of my previous mixes. ..Simply click on the artwork, or copy and paste the following link into your browser:www.moneyforjoey.com/DamagedStylus/d...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:24:00 GMT

Fuck yeah! WONDER 5 - Pics, Video, and the Review...

Alright, so after much anticipation, Wonder 5 finally came this past weekend. And I saw, and it kicked ass. It was, without question, the best show I've seen in AZ this year. Ludachrist thoroughly des...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:57:00 GMT

aaaah...sometimes I wonder...

THE FINE FUCKING PRINT: To preface this blog, (and even though I start a lot of my writing this way, I hate that I feel compelled to) I just want to say that you'd be ill advised to make assumptions t...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:13:00 GMT

My Surprise Party Last Night...

Wow! Hands-down, the best birthday party I've ever had, that was awesome! I have a lot of people to thank, so let me address these first...Thanks to my sister and my best-friend, Miss Jag, for all the...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:35:00 GMT

Burn this motherfucker down...

Back from Florida with some serious re-evaluation time under my belt (all the travel time over the last week allowed me plenty of time for that)...so what that all adds up to is lots of changes in sto...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:38:00 GMT

A Day Late and a Dollar Short...

is the subtitle for my new mix.The St. Valentine's Day Massacre, Vol. 2:A Day Late and a Dollar ShortIt was supposed to drop on Feb. 14th to align with myleast favorite holiday of the year, but due to...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:57:00 GMT

I’ll vote for...

ANY candidate who stands behind some sort of restrictions amongst allowing the stupid people on this planet to continue breeding. Unfortunately, in this pathetically correct society we live in, we see...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:41:00 GMT

Alright, its RANT TIME, bitches...

Let's start things off with overcompensating douchebags who drive H2 Hummers and park their crappy 1500 Series Chevy-in-disguise in fucking HANDICAP parking spots. For example, last night I was at Bes...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 17:58:00 GMT

Annalyzed: Up Close and Personal...review, pics, and video!

At this time, I can't really write out a full review but I would like to say THANKS to everyone who came out for this event...one of the highlights of the night for me was having a lot of my close fri...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:24:00 GMT

WONDER 4: The Aftermath...

So, Wonder 4 was f'in INSANE. IF you missed it, then you clearly missed out. One of the best parties so far this year, no doubt. It's always obvious to me when a production company or crew puts some s...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:16:00 GMT