1. My house is the last stronghold of sense in Shoreditch
2. I go to the University of Kenton - Don't.
3. LDN ain't all it's cracked up to be - EMPTY THE CITY AND FILL IT WITH BRUMMIES!!
4. Fuck Monsoon Deals!
5. Tv Aerials / Coat Hangers and the blessed Hi-Def point.
6.I now drink tea, getting too old for the hit of coffee.
7. Everyone got to go Notting Hill Carnival- next year best party in the country.
8. Never trust an estate agent
9. Why the fuck can't you get real chips in London?
10. Up the revolution
