1. The Office is one of my favorite shows right now. Here are some of my favorite lines from the show:
Kelly: "I never really thought about death, until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister’s."
Pam: "Um, so, finally, I want to thank God. Because God gave me this Dundie. And, I feel God in this Chili’s tonight. WOOOOOOO!"
Michael: "AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried. There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians. JFK. AIDS. The Holocaust. The Lincoln assassintation just recently became funny. “I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head.†And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It’s one of my dreams."
2. Chuck Norris rocks my world. Just some amazing, yet true facts about him:
*Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
*There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
*Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
*When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
3. I want to get 8 treadmills together, 3 friends, and learn how to do this...
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