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U can call me DUH-MOMMA or LAFONDA

Some people look @ it as half empty. Some look @ it as half full. I look @ it wondering who the fuck

About Me

I grew up on a beef farm and raised shorthorn show cattle all my life. We show in the summer and I love it. Beef expo is awsome too, expecially since it falls on my birthday week. There's nothing like hanging out with some of the best people in the world drinking beer. When I go home I like to meet up with the Highlander crew and party till the sun comes up. Whether it's a bonfire or mudding we have a good time. Nothing like having to get ur ass un-stuck and spraying mud on everyone else. Only condition, there's a beer cooler strapped on the back and I drive!! I have become a loyal alcholic of the SIUC university, if you go to school there I'm sure you've seen me a time or 2 whether you realize it or not. I'm usually the drunk sittin AT the bar. Ask anyone that knows me, I'm pretty friendly and a very social person that just loves to have a good time, even if it involves shot gun'in a beer to make ur ass happy. Hell, I'll even buy the first round, or the 4 or 5. Just as long as there is a full beer in both our hands. Till then, I guess you'll have to buy your own damn beer. Other than that....cheers!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rhonda
Birthday: 2-15-1985
Birthplace: Greenville, IL.
Current Location: Good 'ol C'Dale
Eye Color: Colors depending on my mood
Hair Color: Dark brown, but never like to keep it that color
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: German and Cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: Justins
Your Weakness: Saying no to a free beer
Your Fears: Clowns, fucking hate 'em
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Are you fist fucking me? or Fuck me what?
Thoughts First Waking Up: It's too fucking early!
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't know if I have one
Your Bedtime: 6 p.m. SHARP!
Your Most Missed Memory: Times spent with the ones I loved that I had in my life, but are no longer around
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper and Ski
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Do I really have to depress myself by answering that?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Doesn't matter as long as it's sweet
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on the food or item at hand
Cappuccino or Coffee: Whatever gets my ass up to go to work and school in the morning
Do you Smoke: Have before
Do you Swear: Is that a fucking quetion?
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Doesn't everybody? @ least I hope they do.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, once
Do you want to go to College: In it right now
Do you want to get Married: Eventually. if I find a guy that desporate
Do you belive in yourself: Try to
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on who's driving
Do you think you are Attractive: Try to
Are you a Health Freak: I drink and have smoked before, what do you think?
Do you get along with your Parents: Love 'em
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell ya!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking one right now
In the past month have you Smoked: Maybe
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I hooked a friend up on a date. does that count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Had to get the Christmas shopping done somewhere.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but ask me next month.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, don't think so
In the past month have you been on Stage: I've seen one
In the past month have you been Dumped: What is with these fucking depressing questions?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Ya, in my tub.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does a beer out of one of the AGR guy's icebox count?
Ever been Drunk: Don't have enough hours in a day to count the times
Ever been called a Tease: Aren't all girls?
Ever been Beaten up: No, never had to be in a situation like that
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I don't know. Never thought about it. On a beach getting layed. With a beer and cigarette in my hang.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Sugar Momma
What country would you most like to Visit: Whatever one isn't the U.S. Already visited that one.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Greenish-Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short, but doesn't have to be clean cut all the time
Height: As long as they're taller than me
Weight: Just depends on the guy
Best Clothing Style: Whatever they're most comfortable in
Number of Drugs I have taken: If you mean illegal shit...NONE!!! THat shit's for the birds!
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One thing, I just pray it comes back around to me.
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My Interests

Well i've been called an alchoholic, so my interest is beer

I'd like to meet:

who ever invented captain morgan and sailor jerry
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Music:

Whatever's good, but love me some classic rock. Journey rocks my world.

Movies:

Anything but chick flicks

Television:

Not a big fan of the shit on it but I do love me some seinfeld!

Books:

Read? That's precious drinking time

Heroes:

mom,dad,Anheisner Busch

My Blog

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