the emancipation of cristeezy

About Me

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a womanPhenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed. I don't shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud. When you see me passing It ought to make you proud. I say, It's in the click of my heels, The bend of my hair, the palm of my hand, The need of my care, 'Cause I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.Myspace Layouts For Girls Only -

My Interests

i'm gonna take my time...when i search i do find...i'm gonna take it slowly...to make sure that u know me...u can not put me in a box, no...my soldiers don't fit in one...i am the moon & the rising sun...my new shift has begun... i can take u higher...i can take u low...it's not a matter of what i put on...it's just the matter of my soul

I'd like to meet:

anyone that is drama free, has a good heart, is passionate about someone or something, not judgemental, and full of personality.people with quirks. people who are honest. people who are comfortable in their own skin. people who enjoy music of all kinds, isn't afraid to think outside the box, and knows what it means to be a real friend. message me on yahoo! my screen-name is :[email protected]

Music:

Movies:

crash, closer, magnolia,casino, american beauty, boogie nights, memento, scarface, breakfast club, love & basketball, romeo & juliet, boomerang, goodfellas, kill bill, 25th hour, hotel rwanda,spun, gone in 60 sec, donnie darko, reqium for a dream, traffic, heavenly creatures, labrinth, coming to america, dogtown & z-boys, risky business, harlem nights, mullholland dr.,blow, old school, secretary, sweetest thing, pulp fiction,groove, tombstone, wedding singer, say anything, legend, kings of comedy,crash, monsters inc, st. elmo's fire, true romance, anything by john waters (even the ones before Divine)& anything with chris tucker or dave chapelle, just to name a few...

Television:

starting over,the sopranos, six feet under, sex & the city, real world, oz, real sex, taxi cab confessions, house, csi, that 70's show, sponge bob, cosby show, law & order, man show,dr. phil, vh1 behind the music, true hollywood story,cheaters,russell simmons def poetry,oprah, american chopper, reno 911, chapelle show of course

Books:

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Heroes:

oprah & samantha from sex & the city

My Blog

the art of being single

For most of the twenty-something young professionals, it seems the world has already come up with it's own set of expectations on how we should live life. The world expects us to finish school in our ...
Posted by the emancipation of cristeezy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more fun sex facts

First some stuff about the boys: 1) 94% of men lie about there penis size. According to condom manufacturers only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (n...
Posted by the emancipation of cristeezy on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:13:00 PST

how i knew he was the one for me

http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/192695599 it worked for erica & it worked for me!
Posted by the emancipation of cristeezy on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:30:00 PST

how normal is your orgasm?

number of times adults have sex per week: once or twice length of orgasm:13-51 sec for women, men only 10-13 sec number of women who climax during intercourse: 42% number of women who climax from c...
Posted by the emancipation of cristeezy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the coolest shit i ever stole

i was lookin at "caroline youre the reason for the word bitch"'s profile, saw this and had to borrow it. so please dont hate me! i just really liked it and had to take it. so...if u dont want people t...
Posted by the emancipation of cristeezy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

75 truths about how to deal with a man

75 truths about how to deal with a man 1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior...
Posted by the emancipation of cristeezy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

10 truths about black, white, & latino people

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE >PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT > > >1. Elvis is dead. > >2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. > >3. Jesus was not White....
Posted by the emancipation of cristeezy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OUR WORLD INTO A PERSPECTIVE

THIS PUTS OUR WORLD INTO A PERSPECTIVE MORE EASILY UNDERSTOOD. If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same,...
Posted by the emancipation of cristeezy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

erica, jasmine, & *edrene <3 <3 <3

"it's hard to find someone who loves you no matter what, I was lucky enough to find 3 of them"-carrie bradshaw, sex and the city thats how i feel about my girls. erica, jasmine, & edrene. my girls. w...
Posted by the emancipation of cristeezy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST