Books:
I AM OFFICIALLY CHANGING THIS TO MY QUOTES SECTION!!!!
w00tMaddi: Meet new people, make new friends, broaden your horizons. You're Beege. You're supposed to. It's in your contract.Maddi: "i wonder...if riding an Oregoeon is like riding a bull?"Ajani: "On a proper machine, control F is fine."
Me: "Apple F."
Ajani: "F Apple."Divine Rito: he makes me look like a gallon of nubsauce even tho i only fill up a pintSammehBlakRozez (4:07:50 AM): Use your Beegey magic to make it go away
DictatorDraco (4:08:29 AM): *casts healing breeze*
DictatorDraco (4:09:40 AM): betters? i have max heals, so you get 10 pips of health regen! X-D"Dude, there's a Pizza Hut box sitting alone out there. It's a trap!" ~KarlMe: "I'm a fuckin conquistador!"
Sammeh: "Aye Papi Le grr"Me: "Have you no concept of personal space?"
Stevie: "Not when it comes to guys named Bryan Berry."Me: "Shit! Ninjas!! Oh, wait, I got'em."
Karl: "Ninjas?"
Me: "Whoa!! Where the fuck did they go?!"
Karl: "Dude, don't worry. THE NINJA is on it."swimsurfgurl612 (12:30:20 AM): can u give me oxygen
swimsurfgurl612 (12:30:23 AM): lol
dictatordraco (12:30:19 AM): nahh, i like'em coldDaniele: "I don't think there are pants in this relationship."steph wtff (8:35:43 PM): I swear I am going to hurt you one day
steph wtff (8:40:49 PM): like..with a knife
DictatorDraco (8:40:56 PM): i have 2
steph wtff (8:41:03 PM): I have...a penis?
DictatorDraco (8:41:18 PM): i have 2
steph wtff (8:41:23 PM): O.O
steph wtff (8:41:28 PM): MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOUDictatorDraco (12:04:38 AM): *makes baby in jessi*
NotAsPsychoAsMay (12:04:49 AM): *dies*
NotAsPsychoAsMay (12:04:49 AM): D:
NotAsPsychoAsMay (12:04:51 AM): NOT YETTsquare1987 (11:55:20 PM): so wut do u make of her practically forgetting i exist?
DictatorDraco (11:55:32 PM): :-/ shit happens?
Tsquare1987 (11:55:57 PM): so wut do i do about shit?
DictatorDraco (11:56:41 PM): flush it...?DictatorDraco (2:14:56 AM): u should jizz all over'em like stephy
HottieBaby902105 (2:15:27 AM): HA!!!!! ill do you one better....ill get you to jizz all over them with me...itll be a double jizz fest
DictatorDraco (2:16:09 AM): and you have now earned a seat in the hallowed halls of beege's quotes
HottieBaby902105 (2:16:40 AM): SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew my jizz would come in handy one day and make me popular on the wall of BeegeChris: "The time is now or never... Well, not never. Now or a little while from now."Gene: "Get out of there! It's gonna blow!"
Me: "That's what she said."Merkle: "Do I feel moist?"Lisa: ahah yay! we're chillen right?
Me: if by chillen u mean chasing after each other with chainsaws... then yes. we're chillen
Patrick: He looks like he should work at Best Buy...
Me: He does...Julian was asking us for grades at pledge meeting, so Griggs was listing off a whole bunch and randomly adds in...
"Oh, and I took your mom last night. She said I was a 90."MyNameIsAndreT (9:59:00 PM): am i gunna have to smack a hoe!
MyNameIsAndreT (9:59:06 PM): cuz i will!
DictatorDraco (9:59:14 PM): lmfao
DictatorDraco (9:59:26 PM): SMACK A HOE!!! the newest release for x-box
MyNameIsAndreT (10:00:22 PM): *Kid 1: hey hey were can i get that*
MyNameIsAndreT (10:00:48 PM): *Kid 2: yea yea i wanna smack a hoe*Gene: "I hate being drunk all the time..."MiA CaRa AM0rE: to ronkonkoma, new york
DictatorDraco: to wtf?
MiA CaRa AM0rE: lmao
MiA CaRa AM0rE: ronkonkoma
DictatorDraco: ronk on my cock whatJust after pushing the button on my auto-opening cool book light thingy...
Ben: "Yeah, this is
exactly like my penis."MiA CaRa AM0rE (3:08:16 AM): we did this thing in psych class
MiA CaRa AM0rE (3:08:23 AM): where we had to draw stereotypes
MiA CaRa AM0rE (3:08:26 AM): and we continued it today
MiA CaRa AM0rE (3:08:31 AM): and we had to draw a pedophile
MiA CaRa AM0rE (3:08:34 AM): and i sorta drew you
DictatorDraco (3:08:37 AM): ....god damnit
MiA CaRa AM0rE (3:08:39 AM): lmao
MiA CaRa AM0rE (3:08:41 AM): no lie
MiA CaRa AM0rE (3:08:45 AM): i didnt even mean to
MiA CaRa AM0rE (3:08:51 AM): i just looked at it when i was done
Mephistis18 (3:08:51 AM): SCORE it wasnt me
MiA CaRa AM0rE (3:08:52 AM): and i was like
MiA CaRa AM0rE (3:08:56 AM): HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE BEEGE
DictatorDraco (3:08:57 AM): wow...Prosser: "You go in there like, 'Yeah, I know this shit.' Then you're like, 'Umm... Fuck.'"i jam with tom d (11:18:36 PM): beege can we have cybersex, just once
DictatorDraco (11:19:19 PM): sure
DictatorDraco (11:19:24 PM): more quotes hahha
i jam with tom d (11:19:25 PM): okay
i jam with tom d (11:19:26 PM): lets go
i jam with tom d (11:19:31 PM): *puts jello on your pants*
DictatorDraco (11:19:34 PM): hahha
DictatorDraco (11:19:45 PM): ohh i like it when it's alive and moving
i jam with tom d (11:19:49 PM): haha yeahhhh
i jam with tom d (11:19:54 PM): oh you want me to eat the jello?
DictatorDraco (11:19:58 PM): yes daddy
i jam with tom d (11:19:59 PM): YEAH you want me to EAT THE JELLO
DictatorDraco (11:20:04 PM): EAT THE JELLO!
i jam with tom d (11:20:06 PM): *starts fiddling with your zipper*
i jam with tom d (11:20:12 PM): *can't get your zipper loose*
DictatorDraco (11:20:19 PM): nigga please
i jam with tom d (11:20:21 PM): *starts tugging and slips my hand on the jello*
DictatorDraco (11:20:23 PM): you need lessons on breaking and entering
i jam with tom d (11:20:24 PM): I CUT MY FINGER
i jam with tom d (11:20:27 PM): BITCH THE MOOD IS RUINED
DictatorDraco (11:20:31 PM): hahahhaDictatorDraco (11:00:04 PM): takes two to talk
DictatorDraco (11:00:08 PM): unless ur crazy ^.^
DictatorDraco (11:00:12 PM): like me
i jam with tom d (11:00:12 PM): lol
i jam with tom d (11:00:14 PM): you and your wise words
DictatorDraco (11:00:17 PM): hahaha
DictatorDraco (11:00:24 PM): only fools act like wisemen
DictatorDraco (11:00:28 PM): hence why i like jesters' hats
i jam with tom d (11:00:43 PM): ...
i jam with tom d (11:00:46 PM): that just blew my mind
DictatorDraco (11:00:49 PM): lmfao
i jam with tom d (11:00:49 PM): please dont talk to me when i'm high
i jam with tom d (11:00:51 PM): cuz i'm pretty sure
i jam with tom d (11:00:53 PM): you could like
DictatorDraco (11:00:54 PM): hahaha
i jam with tom d (11:00:59 PM): trick me into joining your religion
i jam with tom d (11:01:02 PM): or at the very least
DictatorDraco (11:01:02 PM): hahahahaahha
i jam with tom d (11:01:03 PM): give you head
DictatorDraco (11:01:06 PM): lmfao!!!!
i jam with tom d (11:01:12 PM): cuz i mean, you freakin trip me out when i'm not stoned.SH4WN EATER (2:24:40 AM): u can always count on captain cum guzzler
DictatorDraco (2:26:40 AM): wtfff???rah hoo u (12:13:30 AM): joel was so good, the hooker gave him the money backPunkerJedi702 (10:41:30 PM): but ever since that triple testicle surgery
PunkerJedi702 (10:41:34 PM): i dont know how my voice is gonna go overvideogame heartt (12:52:10 PM): bryan I am so bored like I wish I had a plasma grenade to stick on myselfPJ: "I'm pissed."
Me: "Why?"
PJ: "'Cuz I got 99 problems, and a bitch IS one."Me: "Hey PJ--"
Ben: "You're gay."Anthony: "If you can make it, you can take it!"Jack Howard: "Your eyes hurt?"
Boat Shoes: "Contacts."
Jack Howard: "I pity the fool who shoves plastic in his eye!"PJ: "Hey Jullian, you know Gene's roommate is gay?"
Jullian: "Yeah, so?"
PJ: "One plus one equals two. It's coming out week."Gene: "Can I take your derivative and plug it into the main value theorem?"
Me: "No, it's 'Can I take your integral to find the area under your curve?'"Jullian: "Dude, I thought Charlie was all about God."
PJ: "What? That doesn't make any sense! That's like saying you're straight!"So Ben's watching TV, and Patrick walks in...
Patrick: "Dude, golf?? That's extreme!"
Ben: "It's almost as bad as watching fishing."So I'm on the phone with Kelli, and Ben's in the room...
Kelli: "Why aren't you reading it to me?"
Me: "You want me to read it to you?"
Ben: "Lazy bitch."Tim: "Dude, calm the fuck down and put Beege-junior away.""Resistance is futile, such that ohms is less than one."Tim: "Dude, I would do anything."
Patrick: "Ok, get under the table."
Tim: "I don't care. Tech fucks me daily anyway."Girl: "I love you."
Karl: "Error: Unhandled I/O Exception."Me: "Aww, now I got white shit all over me"
Ben: "Whoa, what's goin on up there?"Ben: "There is a point when you say fuck it... then you actually fuck it.""Fuck yo walla nigga!"PunkerJedi702 (11:54:23 PM): dude
PunkerJedi702 (11:54:25 PM): this cd release
PunkerJedi702 (11:54:27 PM): shud b amazing
PunkerJedi702 (11:54:28 PM): shirts
PunkerJedi702 (11:54:29 PM): stickers
PunkerJedi702 (11:54:30 PM): cds
PunkerJedi702 (11:54:33 PM): fans
PunkerJedi702 (11:54:36 PM): wat can b betta?
DictatorDraco (11:54:46 PM): whores
PunkerJedi702 (11:54:51 PM): ew no
PunkerJedi702 (11:54:56 PM): lossey loosey
PunkerJedi702 (11:55:02 PM): new whores
PunkerJedi702 (11:55:04 PM): are the best
DictatorDraco (11:55:06 PM): there ya goPatrick: "Do you see the glass as half empty or half full?"
Me: "Both because both are true."
Patrick: "I see the cup as being twice as big as it needs to be."
Hoorah for the engineering mindset, hahaA quote from the days of pre-calc in jr yr...
"In order to be great at math you must love math. You must love it more than you love yourself, more than you love your parents, more than you love your friends, more than you love your boyfriend or girlfriend. You must love math more than you love televison or books or any other subject. To be great at math you must love math almost as much as you love your God. You must love math with all your heart. You must go home and have sex with math every night." -Fr. Charles"You're dumb as shit"
"No, he's dumb as P.J."While watching Starship Troopers...
Ben: "I don't wanna kill anymore bugs. I just killed a beaver."PunkerJedi702 (10:18:39 PM): beege
PunkerJedi702 (10:18:42 PM): 95%
PunkerJedi702 (10:18:45 PM): of the ppl there
PunkerJedi702 (10:18:48 PM): have sen u
PunkerJedi702 (10:18:49 PM): witout pants
PunkerJedi702 (10:18:59 PM): and the 5% that havent
PunkerJedi702 (10:19:07 PM): is me frankie and
PunkerJedi702 (10:19:08 PM): well
PunkerJedi702 (10:19:12 PM): me and frankieCop: "Park's closed. Go find another spot."PunkerJedi702 (10:28:00 PM): rub my thigh
DictatorDraco (10:28:41 PM): yes daddy
PunkerJedi702 (10:28:58 PM): mm yea
PunkerJedi702 (10:29:00 PM): MMM yeah
PunkerJedi702 (10:29:07 PM): mmm i'm gonna splooge all over the wall...DictatorDraco (10:39:13 PM): well i'ma go shower then hit the sack
i jam with tom d (10:39:17 PM): hahahaha
i jam with tom d (10:39:19 PM): I'MG ONNA HIT THE SACK
PunkerJedi702 (10:39:19 PM): then hit the sack
i jam with tom d (10:39:21 PM): THEN GO TO BED
PunkerJedi702 (10:39:22 PM): LMAO
i jam with tom d (10:39:23 PM): HA HA HA HA HA
....fuckers haha love those guysi jam with tom d (10:27:46 PM): thinking about it
i jam with tom d (10:27:49 PM): cuz at first it's just like
i jam with tom d (10:27:51 PM): a pencil
i jam with tom d (10:27:54 PM): with an eraser on each end
i jam with tom d (10:27:56 PM): but like
i jam with tom d (10:27:58 PM): after 10 seconds
i jam with tom d (10:27:59 PM): you see like
i jam with tom d (10:28:03 PM): images of churches on fire
DictatorDraco (10:28:04 PM): a penis?
DictatorDraco (10:28:07 PM): oh ok
[14:31] PunkerJedi702: lebanons a terrorist govt
[14:31] PunkerJedi702: and thjey captured isreali soldiers
[14:31] dictatordraco: ohz
[14:31] PunkerJedi702: and isreali told them 2 give em bak
[14:31] PunkerJedi702: and they were like eff u
[14:31] PunkerJedi702: and isreali was like
[14:31] PunkerJedi702: haha
[14:31] PunkerJedi702: BOMB
[14:31] dictatordraco: LMFAODictatorDraco (1:11:11 PM): bout to add a new quote to my myspace
DictatorDraco (1:11:14 PM): u should check it out
DictatorDraco (1:11:18 PM): and jizz all over it
stephy seductive (1:11:45 PM): lol
stephy seductive (1:12:08 PM): i shall
DictatorDraco (1:12:49 PM): score! i'ma get stephy's jizz on my myspace!DictatorDraco (1:09:27 PM): so there's this dude right
star faded kiss (1:09:32 PM): right
DictatorDraco (1:09:40 PM): and he walks into this place
DictatorDraco (1:09:50 PM): and he says
DictatorDraco (1:09:52 PM): ...hi
DictatorDraco (1:09:54 PM): the end
star faded kiss (1:10:03 PM): lmao so theres this chick right
star faded kiss (1:10:07 PM): and she walks into the same place
DictatorDraco (1:10:08 PM): right?
DictatorDraco (1:10:09 PM): ok
star faded kiss (1:10:14 PM): and mocks the guy for not having his bracelet
DictatorDraco (1:10:19 PM): ahh fucker
DictatorDraco (1:10:20 PM): haha
star faded kiss (1:10:21 PM): lol
DictatorDraco (1:10:24 PM): thats goin on the myspace
star faded kiss (1:10:28 PM): scoreDictatorDraco (11:45:42 PM): potty!
DictatorDraco (11:48:07 PM): david?
DictatorDraco (11:48:27 PM): after all the people we've killed and babies we've made together u wont takl to me? :'( haha
PoTtYMoNkEy420 is idle at 11:51:12 PM.
PoTtYMoNkEy420 is no longer idle at 11:51:54 PM.
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:52:05 PM): you mean the people we made and the babies we killed?
DictatorDraco (11:52:54 PM): yeah thats it
DictatorDraco (11:52:54 PM): haha
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:53:03 PM): so sup
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:53:07 PM): need a favor or something?
DictatorDraco (11:53:13 PM): nah just wanted to say hi
DictatorDraco (11:53:17 PM): i never c u on anymore
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:53:40 PM): yeah
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:53:46 PM): i've actually been busy lately
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:53:59 PM): actually have some friends now
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:54:02 PM): that i dont want to molest
DictatorDraco (11:54:38 PM): that u dont want to molest?
DictatorDraco (11:54:42 PM): holy shit!
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:55:05 PM): i know
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:55:07 PM): i guess
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:55:12 PM): that's what makes a good relationship
DictatorDraco (11:55:26 PM): not wanting to get in their pants usually helps
DictatorDraco (11:55:34 PM): something i'm just starting to learn as well haha
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:55:51 PM): what have you been doing lately?
DictatorDraco (11:56:07 PM): workin at motorola now got a band during spare time
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:56:30 PM): haha
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:56:39 PM): still with the band thing?
DictatorDraco (11:56:49 PM): yes but this time its good
DictatorDraco (11:56:54 PM): "A Five Star Tragedy"
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:57:51 PM): yeah
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:57:56 PM): when you hit it big
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:58:02 PM): send some hookers my way
DictatorDraco (11:58:05 PM): haha u got it
DictatorDraco (11:58:15 PM): i'll be gone by the time it gets big tho
DictatorDraco (11:58:20 PM): go to ATL, GA for college
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:58:25 PM): ah
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:58:34 PM): you are going to college?
DictatorDraco (11:58:42 PM): haha cant believe it can ya?
DictatorDraco (11:58:49 PM): georgia institute of technology
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (11:59:52 PM): good luck with that
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (12:00:03 AM): imma go watch a movie
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (12:00:12 AM): i will talk to you soon
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (12:00:26 AM): to remind you of the hookers
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (12:00:30 AM): because i really need them
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (12:00:39 AM): thanks in advance
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (12:00:44 AM): dont skimp on the postage either
DictatorDraco (12:00:45 AM): lmao
DictatorDraco (12:00:48 AM): haha k ok
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (12:00:50 AM): the last bunch i got were all deformed
PoTtYMoNkEy420 (12:00:57 AM): k laters
DictatorDraco (12:00:57 AM): ouch...
PoTtYMoNkEy420 signed off at 12:00:59 AM.DictatorDraco (8:59:31 PM): ! :-D (golden type smiley in AIM)
Eyes of Byakugan (9:00:37 PM): And there's the fabled "I'm going to rape you" smiley
DictatorDraco (9:02:02 PM): hahahaDictatorDraco (8:18:49 PM): hmmm... "tHiSiZmYsN1721 (8:18:23 PM): beege beege beeege beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeege" is that how its gonna sound next time i c u? lol
tHiSiZmYsN1721 (8:19:13 PM): hahhaahaha
tHiSiZmYsN1721 (8:19:14 PM): omgEyes of Byakugan (8:50:29 PM): No offense dear apprentice, but I thought I trained you better. ;D
Eyes of Byakugan (8:51:16 PM): Rule ..100001
DON'T (under any circumstances) read hormone raging teenage girl chain bulletins
DictatorDraco (8:51:53 PM): lmfao
Eyes of Byakugan (8:52:58 PM): Best to remember that. Another..
Rule ..5233
DON'T overuse LMAO, LMFAO, or any other unknown usage of laughing.
DictatorDraco (8:53:14 PM): roflmfao!!!
DictatorDraco (8:53:17 PM): :-P
Eyes of Byakugan (8:53:27 PM): Dammit, I knew I forgot one
DictatorDraco (8:53:30 PM): haha
Eyes of Byakugan (8:53:40 PM): *Points to above rule*
DictatorDraco (8:53:43 PM): lol
DictatorDraco (8:53:51 PM): *chuckle*
DictatorDraco (8:53:54 PM): *giggle*
DictatorDraco (8:53:57 PM): rofl
Eyes of Byakugan (8:53:59 PM): Whoa
DictatorDraco (8:54:04 PM): har har
DictatorDraco (8:54:11 PM): hee hee
Eyes of Byakugan (8:54:21 PM): I'm making a special rule for *GIGGLE*. Gives me the creeps.
DictatorDraco (8:54:26 PM): lmfao!!
DictatorDraco (8:54:47 PM): tahts goin on the quotes section
Eyes of Byakugan (8:54:54 PM): Makes me question your sexuality if you know what I mean.
Eyes of Byakugan (8:55:44 PM): I feel honored. To gain a place in the legendary quotes of Bryan.tHiSiZmYsN1721 (8:43:12 PM): how the fuck fo you get rid of a kicky
tHiSiZmYsN1721 (8:43:16 PM): hickY**
DictatorDraco (8:44:40 PM): lots of ointment?
tHiSiZmYsN1721 (8:45:03 PM): mmmmmmmmmmmmmm kay
Froggygirl1205 (9:58:26 PM): you deserve a spanking for losing the spanking convo
DictatorDraco (9:59:50 PM): lmao really now?
Froggygirl1205 (10:00:07 PM): yes, that was very naughty of you
Froggygirl1205 (10:00:15 PM): and you know what happens to naughty boys
Froggygirl1205 (10:02:14 PM): normally, they would get spanked, but you would like that too muchxXFeuerKriegerXx (11:15:49 AM): dude omg
xXFeuerKriegerXx (11:15:58 AM): this porno was on tv last night
xXFeuerKriegerXx (11:16:06 AM): but this girl had this huge mole on her face and she had these big ol' pancake boobs
DictatorDraco (11:16:50 AM): lmfao!!
DictatorDraco (11:16:53 AM): nasty y0
xXFeuerKriegerXx (11:17:16 AM): i think i've gotten off faster by watching Night of the Living Dead
DictatorDraco (11:18:00 AM): LMFAO
xXFeuerKriegerXx (11:18:27 AM): (that should go in your quote section)
xXFeuerKriegerXx (11:18:35 AM): in big bold text
xXFeuerKriegerXx (11:18:36 AM): and huge fonti jam with tom d (11:54:29 PM): BEEGE, I'M ALIVE WITH BIG DREAMS AGAIN
DictatorDraco (11:54:55 PM): YAAAAAYYYYYY!!!
DictatorDraco (11:54:59 PM): r they wet dreams?
i jam with tom d (11:55:03 PM): haha sometimes!gotta love vrabes:
From: BITE ME! At the goddamn disco
Date: Feb 18, 2006 12:23 PMHello beege.....I want to play a game with u. If u do not repost this within 1 minute a bomb strapped to ur whoo hoo will be detonated. And u will have a bad sex life for 4 years. and uh..... a man will rape ur small deformed stump of a dick and u will never get a girlfriend for the next 2 months and u will die in 7 days so that pretty much over rules the bad sex life and then i guess u wont have a sex life since u wont have a girlfriend but i guess u could get a prostitute...oh that reminds me, i have a body to get rid of. Ta Ta lovely.while talking about which elf picture i should use...
PunkerJedi702 (8:15:45 PM): but 3rds kinda bad ass 2
PunkerJedi702 (8:15:50 PM): like emo bad ass
PunkerJedi702 (8:15:57 PM): i just stole ur gf write a song bout it bad ass
DictatorDraco (8:16:27 PM): lmfao!!!!!!
PunkerJedi702 (8:16:36 PM): lol
DictatorDraco (8:16:38 PM): that's goin in the quotes section!
PunkerJedi702 (8:16:46 PM): lol YES!
Stephanie: Brryyyyaaan
Me: Yes?
Stephanie: My ass doesn't hurt anymore
Me: Isn't that a good thing?
Stephanie: No, cuz I like how it started hurting
Me: Umm... with that guy manhandling your ass while making out with you?
Stephanie: Yeah!
Me: Uhh... ok?
Stephanie: Bryan, will you come down here and grab my ass?
Me: Whaaa?*ring ring*
Me: Hello?
*pause*
Stephanie: Did you pick up on the first ring?
Me: Yeah.
Stephanie: Ok, cuz I thought it was like that voicemail thing. You know, when people say hello and then just leave---
Me: HAHA! You fell for it! Leave a message! BEEPAs I'm driving Queef to Frankie's house, I had to pass and get in front of this guy...
Me: Damn straight, bitch! It's an honor to be behind me!
Queef: Ahahahhahahahaha!!! I get it! ANAL!!!!!
Me: Well... I didn't mean it like that... but okay.DictatorDraco: i put up with the racist shit enuf but the anti-semitism is homosexual
PunkerJedi702: think bout wat u just said"THE FLOGGING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!!!" -greg/cheetoPoTtYMoNkEy420: hi always leads to anal sexCamBam415: i refuse to fuck you
DictatorDraco: but cam i love uxJennXTheXGreatx: shjtpxg;hjedtpox;cgjhm BRYAN I WANT YOUR LOVECHILD
xJennXTheXGreatx: :-DxDarkCrusader07x: 100% Pwnage....Pwning n00bs since Atari!bass4colsiver: ooooo papi fuck me haaarrddddxDarkCrusader07x: OHH FUCK
xDarkCrusader07x: my mom found that ANIME pron thing
DictatorDraco: U R FUCKEDReBeLn4Life (9:07:24 PM): and she gave me the seductive wave/sexy byeeeee
ReBeLn4Life (9:07:29 PM): i was like..im in love
ReBeLn4Life (9:07:30 PM): lol
DictatorDraco (9:07:46 PM): lmfao
DictatorDraco (9:07:49 PM): then u found out she's 15
ReBeLn4Life (9:07:53 PM): yeaPunkerJedi702 (2:39:21 PM): kthanxbye
DictatorDraco (2:40:25 PM): ??
PunkerJedi702 (2:40:42 PM): ^.^
DictatorDraco (2:40:54 PM): .
Eyes of Byakugan (6:31:27 PM): Bill Gates is always getting sued lol
Eyes of Byakugan (6:32:20 PM): Bill Gates is being sued by seven Microsoft employees who claim that the company discriminates against minorities.
Angry Toaster30 (6:32:38 PM): lol..
Eyes of Byakugan (6:32:51 PM): Apparently, at Microsoft, a minority is any employee who has a girlfriend...(After commenting her with naked fat men)
DictatorDraco (5:12:19 PM): lisa
DictatorDraco (5:12:20 PM): my love
DictatorDraco (5:12:23 PM): check ur mysace
FoxxyLizay (5:12:45 PM): you are soo freaky evil!
FoxxyLizay (5:12:54 PM): that's just wrong on soo many levels!"Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in."
- Tommy Cooper"Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for..." (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- Johnny Depp"This is a rumour-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation"
- Johnny Depp"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face."
- Johnny Depp"The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing"
- Johnny Depp"The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to jail for, what, five, six hours? It was absolutely worth it."
- Johnny Depp"I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots."
- Ozzy Osbourne"There is more madness to my method than method to my madness."
- Salvador Dali"My computer has more RAM than a New Zealand farmer!"
- Anonymous"Sorry for my not perfect English. My native languages are Russian and C++"
- Anonymous Russian Programmer"The difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers is that Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build the targets."
- Anonymous"Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot."
- Anonymous"All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates."
- Woody Allen"Bing. It's Gaelic for 'Thy turkey's done.'"
- Chandler Bing, Friends"As the water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it, so a wise man adapts himself to circumstances."
- Confucius"Life is like a box of chocolates. Unless you're careful, your fingers get all gooey. "
- Forrest Gump, first draft"Life's so simple when you don't know what you're talking about."
- Harold, nephew of Red Green"In Lubbock we grew up with two main things. God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love. You wonder why we're all crazy!"
- Butch Hancock"You know you're in trouble when a lawyer questions your ethics."
- Royal Canadian Air Farce"People who read tabloids deserve to be lied to."
- Jerry Seinfeld"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
- August Strindburg"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."
- Anonymous"The higher you soar, the smaller you appear to those who don't fly."
- Anonymous"God Is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Ray Charles is God??"
- Anonymous"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
- AnonymousCONDOM - (Con-dumb) n, Being dumb enough to be conned into believing a condom means safe sex"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success!"
- Anonymous"Those who Dance are thought to be fools by those who hear not the Music"
- Anonymous"You are only young once, but you can be immature forever."
- Anonymous"The Big Bang Theory: 'In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.'"
- Anonymous"Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes."
- Anonymous
THE EPICS OF CHEETO!
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:48:20 PM): Had one HELL of a dream last night
Coldurs Pawn (6:48:30 PM): ..?
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:48:38 PM): You, kate, holly, and a bunch of other people were in it
Coldurs Pawn (6:48:50 PM): and...?
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:48:51 PM): it started out kinda strange, then it got interesting, then WHAM! INSTANT NIGHTMARE
Coldurs Pawn (6:49:03 PM): WHAT HAPPENED
Coldurs Pawn (6:49:06 PM): DETAILS
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:50:05 PM): Alright, it started out at some party, dunno who's house it was, but it was like a rave or some shit
Coldurs Pawn (6:50:17 PM): ok
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:50:27 PM): dunno, but we were all there, and i was talking to kate
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:50:30 PM): then something happened
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:52:32 PM): and I tried to rape her, and she took off running outside, so I run outside and I notice it looks like we're in chester, only it's like half demolished, sky's a reddish brown and cloudy, so I'm running through these alleyways looking for her, and you're with me, and I'm like "where the fuck did she go?!?!" then you're like "nice goin dumbass, you just had to attempt it didn't you", then we started walking back to the party, and then i ended up at my house, and behind my house there were these trenches, you were there, so we're walking around through these trenches...
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:53:02 PM): and in the trenches there's these cave like things, with different stuff inside, one had a blanket, one had a light, random shit
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:53:23 PM): so we're back there, and i start walking back to my house, you just dissapeared...
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:53:53 PM): I walk inside, and holly's sitting there on my couch, so I'm like hey! what's up?
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:54:20 PM): and she's talkin to me and then her and I are on my computer talking to someone, and she goes into my mom's room to watch tv
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:54:27 PM): OH AND BEFORE THE TRENCH PART
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:54:50 PM): There was some human skeleton down the road from my house, and I was all like WHOA COOL!! I WANT THE SKULL! and we were all fascinated about it
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:55:18 PM): so then back to holly's part, she tells me she's goin down the road to sean's house, so i was like ok, and i walked out my back door
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:56:54 PM): then i went back inside, walked to my mom's room, and saw someone laying under the covers, couldn't see who it was, but i figured it was holly, so i jumped ontop of her, and then i hear this really weird voice coming from the person i jumped on, saying some weird ritual saying, and it was an egyptian pharoh, and it was like EHGAHIN NIAH MNEAO! or some shit, don't remember, and then it just dissolved, all that was left was his skull and a robe
Coldurs Pawn (6:57:27 PM): cool a skull
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:57:28 PM): so i yelled AHHH!!!, got thrown up on the ceiling, fell back on the bed, grabbed the skull and robe, ran outside with it, and i started playing with the skull, like moving it's jaw and stuff
Coldurs Pawn (6:57:43 PM): lol
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:58:10 PM): and it's eyes were like all dried out, so i was removing them and puttin em back in, then the skull started moving and it turned at me and it's eyes were all red and bloody and it
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:58:19 PM): SCREAMED AT ME LIKE EEEEEEE!!!!
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:58:26 PM): so i screamed and woke up
Coldurs Pawn (6:58:34 PM): lol
Coldurs Pawn (6:58:39 PM): nice cheeto
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:58:41 PM): dude
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:58:48 PM): that pharoh scared the fuck out of me
Coldurs Pawn (6:58:50 PM): but I wanna come over again sometime, when its warmer, and walk those woods ya gots
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:59:09 PM): yeah
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:59:14 PM): I felt bad about the kate thing
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:59:22 PM): i woke up and was like OMG!!! I GOTTA APOLOGIZE
xXFeuerKriegerXx (6:59:24 PM): but i haven't lol
Coldurs Pawn (6:59:25 PM): you had to attempt it... dumbass...xDarkCrusader07x (4:31:55 PM): OMFG WTF
xDarkCrusader07x (4:31:58 PM): MY BULLETINS ARENT APPEARING
xDarkCrusader07x (4:32:06 PM): OMGWTFBBQSAUCE
DictatorDraco (4:32:15 PM): lmfao
DictatorDraco (4:32:32 PM): thats goin on the quotes section on mysapce
DictatorDraco (4:32:35 PM): myspace*
xDarkCrusader07x (4:32:41 PM): lol
xDarkCrusader07x (4:32:56 PM): hahaha
DictatorDraco (4:34:15 PM): hahahha done
xDarkCrusader07x (4:34:48 PM): w00t
xDarkCrusader07x (4:34:51 PM): dude, i want you inside me
xDarkCrusader07x (4:34:54 PM): like
xDarkCrusader07x (4:34:54 PM): now
xDarkCrusader07x (4:34:57 PM): pl0z
DictatorDraco (4:35:11 PM): wtf???
DictatorDraco (4:35:22 PM): tahts goin on there too
xDarkCrusader07x (4:35:24 PM): hahahaha
xDarkCrusader07x (4:35:32 PM): omfg
DictatorDraco (4:35:45 PM): ur gonna take up my whole damn quotes section
DictatorDraco (4:35:46 PM): u bastard
DictatorDraco (4:35:48 PM): talk more
xDarkCrusader07x (4:36:40 PM): OMFG I just dropped my god damn pizza on my leg and the cheese is like molten and it's burning my skin
xDarkCrusader07x (4:36:52 PM): AHHHHHHHHHH OMG WTF GET IT OFFFF
DictatorDraco (4:37:15 PM): lmfao greg i want ur babies
xDarkCrusader07x (4:37:31 PM): dude, you couldn't handle it
xDarkCrusader07x (4:37:35 PM): haha
DictatorDraco (4:37:42 PM): ok thats enuf :-P
DictatorDraco (4:37:50 PM): no more quotes section for u
xDarkCrusader07x (4:37:53 PM): NO
xDarkCrusader07x (4:38:00 PM): I like....need sex
DictatorDraco (4:38:06 PM): lmfao
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DictatorDraco (4:39:37 PM): tahts goin on there too
DictatorDraco (4:39:37 PM): hahaha
DictatorDraco (4:39:40 PM): busted
xDarkCrusader07x (4:39:50 PM): NO!
xDarkCrusader07x (4:39:53 PM): DON'T!
xDarkCrusader07x (4:39:53 PM): NEIN!
xDarkCrusader07x (4:39:56 PM): pl0z
DictatorDraco (4:40:05 PM): ...too late
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xDarkCrusader07x (4:40:46 PM): don't make me fly down there and beat the shit out of you until you give me your password or at least change it
DictatorDraco (4:41:24 PM): bitch, i'll cock slap u!!!!!
xDarkCrusader07x (4:41:37 PM): Not if I ass rape you
DictatorDraco (4:41:52 PM): how do u know i wont like that?
xDarkCrusader07x (4:42:30 PM): fine, restating last statement:
Not if I ass fuck you first (since i cant rape the willing...Fag)
DictatorDraco (4:42:42 PM): 0wn3d"The gay act ALWAYS works." ~MexDarkCrusader07x (4:44:30 PM): haha, you didn't put that thing about taran in :D
DictatorDraco (4:44:40 PM): wait...
DictatorDraco (4:45:13 PM): look again bitch!
xDarkCrusader07x (4:45:28 PM): i hate you(the next day)
xDarkCrusader07x (4:36:20 PM): i love you
DictatorDraco (4:36:48 PM): gotchya gweggy-poo
xDarkCrusader07x (4:36:52 PM): wewtNew Yevon Knight (5:21:28 PM): you got me so freakin jiped up... then you show me a pic of a fat guy
New Yevon Knight (5:21:36 PM): hiped*
New Yevon Knight (5:22:14 PM): BUT FREAKIN STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you dont do that to someone who is in LOOOOOVE with FFX
New Yevon Knight (5:22:27 PM): Your gonna make fun of me in Spanish class arent you?
xDarkCrusader07x (5:22:31 PM): yeah
New Yevon Knight (5:22:35 PM): lol i hate you
New Yevon Knight (5:22:48 PM): :o
xDarkCrusader07x (5:22:54 PM): I love you, i want you inside me
xDarkCrusader07x (5:22:58 PM): and i want it hard, NOW
New Yevon Knight (5:23:04 PM): theres a fag
New Yevon Knight (5:23:07 PM): lol
xDarkCrusader07x (5:23:16 PM): what? you looked in the mirror?
New Yevon Knight (5:23:21 PM): ...
New Yevon Knight (5:23:25 PM): :'(
New Yevon Knight (5:23:28 PM): WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
xDarkCrusader07x (5:23:53 PM): BAM! seriously, cause you went to that link, you did get the fat man herpes virus
New Yevon Knight (5:24:11 PM): there better not be a real virus
xDarkCrusader07x (5:24:16 PM): whoops
New Yevon Knight (5:24:18 PM): i will kill
New Yevon Knight (5:24:20 PM): lol
xDarkCrusader07x (5:24:22 PM): uhh
xDarkCrusader07x (5:24:30 PM): you have to catch me first
New Yevon Knight (5:24:32 PM): dude... stop... is there really a virus?
xDarkCrusader07x (5:24:21 PM): New Yevon Knight (5:24:38 PM): seriously
xDarkCrusader07x (5:24:51 PM): YES! and it' EATING YOUR HARDDRIVE! RUN! QUICK!
New Yevon Knight (5:24:57 PM): dude......
New Yevon Knight (5:25:07 PM): for shizzle... is there a virus
xDarkCrusader07x (5:25:22 PM): if you say you are gay, and that you like buttsecks, i will tell you
New Yevon Knight (5:25:33 PM): no thanks
xDarkCrusader07x (5:25:41 PM): we'll never know then
New Yevon Knight (5:25:46 PM): i guess not
New Yevon Knight (5:25:49 PM): :-D
xDarkCrusader07x (5:25:57 PM): BAM! (Hard drive explodes while you sleep)
New Yevon Knight (5:26:02 PM): will you tell me first?
xDarkCrusader07x (5:26:08 PM): if you say that
New Yevon Knight (5:26:23 PM): ... looks like its not happenin then....
New Yevon Knight (5:26:26 PM): BAM!
New Yevon Knight (5:26:33 PM): my hardrive explodes
xDarkCrusader07x (5:26:37 PM): fag
New Yevon Knight (5:26:38 PM): YAY!
New Yevon Knight (5:26:42 PM): lol
xDarkCrusader07x (5:26:19 PM): that's all
xDarkCrusader07x (5:26:20 PM): ok
New Yevon Knight (5:26:58 PM): DO YOU THINK IM RETARDED????????!
New Yevon Knight (5:27:36 PM): There is no f'n virus and if i wrote that you would just put it in your profile and show it to people
New Yevon Knight (5:27:39 PM): lol
New Yevon Knight (5:27:43 PM): DER DE DURRRR!
xDarkCrusader07x (5:28:03 PM): lol
xDarkCrusader07x (5:28:09 PM): SERIOUSLY
xDarkCrusader07x (5:28:13 PM): you are died
New Yevon Knight (5:28:22 PM): um... if that made sense
New Yevon Knight (5:28:26 PM): lol
New Yevon Knight (5:28:28 PM): u r died
xDarkCrusader07x (5:28:31 PM): hahaha
