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OW DO OW DO DAFT CUNT!
SOUNDDDDD?!
I don't actually talk like that..
Anyway...
I'm not gonna go for the "Hi, I'm Jen, add me"
Oh no, I like to write these things loooong, since its telling you about me..
Well first, I don't talk much, so there isn't much point in asking for my email like some people on here do.
I'm Jenny, Jen, whatever...
Or to the people who saw the soap scenario, DOVE!
I'm the kind of person who'll absolutely hate Leeds Festival, cause Ive got some sort of OCD, where I have to be clean all the time, not because I'm a snobby cow, I just don't like that dirty feeling. So if I did go, my main belonging would be anti bacterial gel bottles.
I don't talk much, but I'm not shy, I just have nothing to talk about,
But I can be really sheepish at first, but be around me more & you'll find I’m quite an easy person to talk to.
But I will rely you to make a conversation.
Or, you could just let 2 Vodkas take over, & Were sorted.
Ive started not to care about what others think, Ive threw the dicks out, and there comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who wont anymore, and who always will.
So don't worry about people from your past.
There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
Don't like me?
Excellent. Well, you can fazle tazzle my fastasmagasl.
In that case, click the X at the top of the screen now.
If you do like me, phwoarrr, you're like a siren you dirty hussy!
You may know me from Middlehaven College.
I go there, technically...Haha.
But the people there make me sick.
Almost as sick as the fact that the first pussy I touched was my own mothers.
HARHARHAR.
I am very anemic, nothing too serious, its just my doctors fancy way of calling me a lazy twat.
But I do get quite tired after being out for.. 3 hours?
I’m cocky & Stubborn, if you are,
But then I’m soppy & lovely.. If you are.
& i’m good with advice, so if your after it, talk up.
I’ve got tanorexia & I’ve never been on a sun bed in my life, I’d rather not look like a frazzle when I’m older.
I swear a lot, it’s a habit, & I cant go a day without saying the fucking F word.
But I’m respectful, so you could take me home to Mother.
I'm a little animal freak, I know lots about them and I don't even know why. I have a frog called Fico two toads named Pedro & Chip, a rabbit called Dilly and practically a dog called Indie.
There is an evil little side to me, which you will hardly see,
If you were ever an ass to me, ill hold that one grudge forever.
Yes, I do know how to stick up for my self. I have a lip on me when I want to get through to someone.
Unless you're Ben, who in which case gets bit/scratched/sucked/licked/ histitsfuckedoff just because I enjoy watching him squirm.
I’m a really happy person in general & along as I have the people I love & air in my lungs, it’ll stay that way.
The bright PlayBoy Car you may of seen driving around, lives in my back garden!
So If you'd like to feel a bit famous & have strangers take photos of you, come cruising with us!
I don't like the thick eyed scene kids with their horrible extensions,
Or easy plastic blonde girls who wear 7 layers of make up to try & look pretty, it makes you worse.
& I don't like the orange faced cancer bed addicted queens either.
So take your HelloKitty, make up, sunbeds, fake nails, extensions, & shove them up your ass.
And oh, oh my god, if your anything like little Miss. Hilton, die. Because she is famous for doing nothing but being born into a rich family. She's a bad Actress, both legit and porn, she's a bad singer, but I wouldn't call her stupid. I wouldn't be surprise, if all her tabloid crotch shots, and clothes slippage was planned, she's as useless as a snooze button on a smoke alarm, a cat flap in, an elephant house,a Chocolate Kettle. She's a spoiled selfish rich girl who will never work a day in her life who I hate very much! I don't know what people see in her apart from her "Perfect" stick thin body& the fact she gets paid for doing .. nothing at all really. Vein stuck-up bitch. Worse role model award for Paris! YAY!
I adore a good party, & I wont say no if you offer to take me to one, get inviting me!
I party till I drop,
& I sleep till I get bored.
I absolutely buzzed off my tits when Randy Romance and Frankmusik talked to me.
I have the most pathetic memory in the world,
It should belong to a fish,
My tongue should belong to a lesbian,
& My eyes change colour.
“You only live once†Is the little saying I live by, so lets do everything whilst were young.
Naturally, I’m blonde, really really blonde,
But some things I say are quite... right?
I'm a really reserved person, which means I’m not a slag etc...
I'm very Ben's,
So I wont be turning into a lesbian anymore.
Okay I lied, WHERE ARE THE FUCKING FEMALES?!
Mmmm, hello ladies!
that was a joke people.
However, I would do some girls I see these days.
Talk to me.
But don't ask for my email, your not getting it!
Nor am I adding you, so don't tell me to.
Unless we actually know each other.
If you look like her, watch out cause I fucking love her!
Chow, sexy beast.
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