cleptomaniac,tupperwear that doesnt belong to me,revolerthon,knives and forks that dont belong to me,colourful napkins with strange mens numbers on,using poor grammer,hair malting,floating an air biscuit ,
swimming with a float and armbands,grey goose vodka,8 people in a mini,8 people crashing a mini,sharing toilets,paisley,material with a mauve piping or a mustard trim,pooh,portapotty tipping,the letter E , e numbers,pink,strippy socks,furry boots,raving,raving loony,raving loony spotting, blinding myself with science,insomnia,sasquatch hunting,laughing so hard i almost crap my pants. hunting wolverines,upsetting people who dont uderstand my humour.
Just plain and simple terrorising ...
Nice fun people with no drama and no bullshit ,other people in acting and modelling.I dont want to meet foul ,cretins double crossing feinds,screwballs,sexmaniacs,unsavoury characters,spammers,pretend lezzers who are men called bernard,egomaniancs,nasty attention seeking hoes,haters that still look at my page,rapscallions,"professional photographers" that arn't-they just want to rip you off and sell your pictures for sex adverts in the back of razzle,freebies,fakers,"torso's",people passing out phone numbers and their emails because their horny.NOT sleezy "millionaires" Sadly Spiros panathos girgiosis i dont care about you yacht and your hairy arms and madalion or the fact your a "middle aged stud" with millions and herpes.
I'd like to meet the editors of Heat magazine so i can shoot them in the head ....at close range...oh my god a certain "A-List celeb "has a sweat patch .Thats terrible ! that almost makes them human! :-O ...unthinkable!
my myspace account for work contact ...: HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SAMANTHABUXTON2
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I wanna meet these dudes.They're dam hot and the one on the right looks like the dude im dating , perhapes it is him...?
Anything not R&B with a electro-boring voice,i mean....!?!? Chav culture no no. I like 80's /90's rave ,dance,old stuff,weird stuff.What happened to Electric 6 -? there the best ever
Scared? you will be ...
Enjoy the random fucked up selection of music , some of it will make you dilerious ,perhapes wet the bed or even worse soil it ... dont be scared
My fave actor
Napoleon dynamite,joe dirt,young frankenstein,ferris buellers day out,charlie and the chocolate factory,trade,MCLovin,gone with the wind,E.T ,ah theres many.I DO NOT like a film called knocked up it is SHITE,i watch most stuff but that was double helping of shite with shite sauce sprinkled with shite-nuts
FOLEYS ON THE GROUNDS
I dont really watch TV much
anything that scares normal people normally intices me...brasseye,mighty boosh,league of gentlemen,teen wolf,alan partridge,red dwarf,my name is earl,comical british quiz shows like have i got news for you and the like
the best
Heroes:Alan partridge,sponge Bob,evil kinevil,dolph lundgrun,bill clinton,the krankies,sloth from the goonies,MY NAN she'l kick your arse , Pee Wee Herman,barry H just because and he stands up to rapists
Look after your chocolate..,Dont be careless with your whisper.
Has he even noticed it's here?stay clear ladies!
Dean Cain or look-a-likes welcome...hes my type all the way.
Im Demented
In a coma...
reprucusions
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