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Samantha

Watch out for them loose kernals

About Me


WELCOME TO MY PAGE ! I APPROVE ANY ONE HERE .. EVEN MASS MURDERERS ...MY OPINION SUCKS,if it doesnt make you suicidal you are gaureenteed your money back , no quibbles!I am originally british ,after all we're renowned for being depressing(like our weather) and wearing wellington boots and tweed ...we also like scones and tea aparently,infact we live on them.
I welcome items of toe nail clippings and pubes so i can contribute to my pube pillow i am making,ginger pubes are especially sought after.
BOOKING INQUIRIES
I am available for modelling/acting/presenting work.Thanks so much for understanding,please do not send me unpaid requests to me at myspace xxx
If you are seriously wanting to work with me, please send me detailed email request providing the following information:
1. Your name
2. Location of shoot
3. Compensation/Fee/test(if test see above)
4. Potential dates for shoot
5. Approximate length of shoot
6. Is makeup/wardrobe/hair provided?
7. Brief project description including intended usage and type of release involved
8. Link to samples of your professional web site or page on the net.
9. Contact information
I will not sign any release/contract without someone professionally qualified seeing it first and in advance and discussing useage
My rates are available on request. All expenses for travelling internationally plus accommodation if applicable are to be paid in advance and payment on day of shoot.Thanks :-)
STATS - 36 c/d 28-37 32" leg 5'8" 6.5 shoe 10-12 UK/US size 5(m)9 shoe
My PO BOX address i you wish to send anything is...
samantha at SB Images
PO Box 833
Portsmouth
PO1 9FW
United Kingdom
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I used to get called worzel gummidge , i also used to get called aunt sally , maybe its the disastrous fashion faux's iv gone through over the years.My worst one was the blue tracksuit trousers i wore in NYC a few months ago
see told you.... hidious
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My Interests

cleptomaniac,tupperwear that doesnt belong to me,revolerthon,knives and forks that dont belong to me,colourful napkins with strange mens numbers on,using poor grammer,hair malting,floating an air biscuit , swimming with a float and armbands,grey goose vodka,8 people in a mini,8 people crashing a mini,sharing toilets,paisley,material with a mauve piping or a mustard trim,pooh,portapotty tipping,the letter E , e numbers,pink,strippy socks,furry boots,raving,raving loony,raving loony spotting, blinding myself with science,insomnia,sasquatch hunting,laughing so hard i almost crap my pants. hunting wolverines,upsetting people who dont uderstand my humour.
Just plain and simple terrorising ...

I'd like to meet:


Nice fun people with no drama and no bullshit ,other people in acting and modelling.I dont want to meet foul ,cretins double crossing feinds,screwballs,sexmaniacs,unsavoury characters,spammers,pretend lezzers who are men called bernard,egomaniancs,nasty attention seeking hoes,haters that still look at my page,rapscallions,"professional photographers" that arn't-they just want to rip you off and sell your pictures for sex adverts in the back of razzle,freebies,fakers,"torso's",people passing out phone numbers and their emails because their horny.NOT sleezy "millionaires" Sadly Spiros panathos girgiosis i dont care about you yacht and your hairy arms and madalion or the fact your a "middle aged stud" with millions and herpes.

I'd like to meet the editors of Heat magazine so i can shoot them in the head ....at close range...oh my god a certain "A-List celeb "has a sweat patch .Thats terrible ! that almost makes them human! :-O ...unthinkable!

my myspace account for work contact ...: HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SAMANTHABUXTON2
..href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQu Y29t" target="_blank"

I wanna meet these dudes.They're dam hot and the one on the right looks like the dude im dating , perhapes it is him...?



Save skinny models ,donate a sandwich today

Music:

Anything not R&B with a electro-boring voice,i mean....!?!? Chav culture no no. I like 80's /90's rave ,dance,old stuff,weird stuff.What happened to Electric 6 -? there the best ever
Scared? you will be ...

Enjoy the random fucked up selection of music , some of it will make you dilerious ,perhapes wet the bed or even worse soil it ... dont be scared

Movies:


My fave actor

Napoleon dynamite,joe dirt,young frankenstein,ferris buellers day out,charlie and the chocolate factory,trade,MCLovin,gone with the wind,E.T ,ah theres many.I DO NOT like a film called knocked up it is SHITE,i watch most stuff but that was double helping of shite with shite sauce sprinkled with shite-nuts

FOLEYS ON THE GROUNDS

Television:


I dont really watch TV much

anything that scares normal people normally intices me...brasseye,mighty boosh,league of gentlemen,teen wolf,alan partridge,red dwarf,my name is earl,comical british quiz shows like have i got news for you and the like
the best

Books:



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Heroes:

Heroes:Alan partridge,sponge Bob,evil kinevil,dolph lundgrun,bill clinton,the krankies,sloth from the goonies,MY NAN she'l kick your arse , Pee Wee Herman,barry H just because and he stands up to rapists
Look after your chocolate..,Dont be careless with your whisper.

Has he even noticed it's here?stay clear ladies!

Dean Cain or look-a-likes welcome...hes my type all the way.

Im Demented

In a coma...

reprucusions
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This is me ....

My Blog

big train

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/babesearch/3852/Samantha-Babe/   Yes im going to be annoying and say vote for me i made it to the last 25  . It'l cheer me up its 3am and i have diareah .... its n...
Posted by Samantha on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:10:00 PST

moleus maximus

Iv had a nice lazy sunday watching Sinbad its the bestest film ever better then that Idiana Jones .... they dont make plasticine how they used to.This weeks fascination is moles ... i tried to dig in ...
Posted by Samantha on Sun, 25 May 2008 12:25:00 PST

My Weekly Highlights...

In ......... 3rd Place - Kid kicks me and calls me a cunt and other nice things 2nd Place - My tits get attacked by an angry maybug outside a posh restraunt causing me to throw my handbag in to the r...
Posted by Samantha on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:36:00 PST

Happy Bank Holiday!..Muhahah!

Why is it called Bank Holiday is it the holiday for banks? or is it the fact that the bank gives you your Giro on the Friday before instead ? Alot of my American Friends will not have heard of the May...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 05 May 2008 07:44:00 PST

My dream of wonkery comes true!!!

Hello there sports-fans Well iv been obsessed with oompa loompas and all things wonkery over the last few weeks , so what are the chances saturday night that this happened? He looks pretty disturbed...
Posted by Samantha on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:10:00 PST

Public Transport

O-K So i thought id make the 30 minute journey up in to the arsehole of London to go for a casting . I get to the ticket booth and i ask for my usual over priced travel card.Bare in mind this comes ou...
Posted by Samantha on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

Replying to Mails

I just can not most of the time , im sorry , it doesnt make me a bad person i just cant  be 16,000 peoples personal  friend to chat to 24/7, i have my real life freinds who will always be my...
Posted by Samantha on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:41:00 PST

This really sums it up

http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/celebrity/news/article.aspx? cp-documentid=8097678   I guess everyone is cottoning on for what iv known for a few years now . I find it sad that people with genuine...
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:06:00 PST

POOFUNKLE

Why You Should Never Sit at the back of a plane Fact 1: The toilets at the back of the plane are the smelliest , you see hear and smell everything first degree Fact 2: The seats are always soiled Fact...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:13:00 PST

tell me im sane please,,,,,

I had the most freakiest dream last night , i think it tops  it as the most bizaare one iv ever had  It was about a monkey..well more baboon with bramble legs that wanted me to come in...
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:55:00 PST