Thong for Guy (written in Riyadh in 2002, for friend trying to snare this fella who happened to be called "Guy", she had the hots for him, she never sent it, she didnt get him) words Anne Marie McGowan music by you know who! /VERSE/ It’s a little bit funny/this thing you have inside/ I am not one of those/who wants you to hide/ Don’t have much money/ But boy if I did/ I’d buy a big thong/ Where...you could hang your bits/ /CHORUS/ And you can tell everybody/ that this is your thong/ It may be quite simple but/ Now that its on/ I hope you don’t mind/ That its not lined/ And I put an insert/ How wonderful life is/ When you wear this thong in the world (repeat twice)/