Amazing Remedies |
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting some...
Posted by Jordan Shyann on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:51:00 PST |
Random Blog |
I am sooo bored... I just finished editing my profile... and now I have nothing to do. I am not tired yet.. but everyone in the house is asleep, so it's completely dark except for the glow of th...
Posted by Jordan Shyann on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:56:00 PST |
Family Guy... gotta love it! |
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."- Peter "I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.""Butter's in the fridge!" - Pet...
Posted by Jordan Shyann on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:42:00 PST |
I had to steal it from you Jordyn!! |
A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else. A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and yet we still kick it now! A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. &n...
Posted by Jordan Shyann on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST |
Non-interesting News (Dont bother reading hahaha) |
Ok.. so I havent actually written a life upating blog recently... not that any of you guys care..lol... but yea.. here it is anyways...
I told you not to bother reading this.. I am sure it is pretty ...
Posted by Jordan Shyann on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST |
Are you a 90's Kid? |
Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.It's not like you could remember the origin...
Posted by Jordan Shyann on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST |
2 tough questions |
Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had a sexually transmitted disease, would you recommend...
Posted by Jordan Shyann on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:34:00 PST |
Blackout--Lillix |
I'm walkin' down the street, I'm feelin' kind of beat
From dragging myself to nowhere.
Would you wanna hold my hand? No, you wouldn't understand.
Blame it on society, no ones good enough
I saw th...
Posted by Jordan Shyann on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:05:00 PST |
I dont even know...lol |
Gurl facts:When a girl bumps into your armwhile walking with youshe wantsyou to hold her handWhen she wants a hugshe will just stand thereWhen u break a girls heartshe still feels it whenu run into ea...
Posted by Jordan Shyann on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST |
Mean Santa |
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.Yer Frend,BiLLyDear Billy,Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.. How about I send you a frigging book so yo...
Posted by Jordan Shyann on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST |
