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Ben

well, whatever you're going through, i hope you're not going to blame me

About Me

Oh, you know. I keep it real from time to time. Droppin dimes on mimes while i make rhymes that should be a crime. I also enjoy being caucasian.

My Interests

i'm a really big proponent of forensics and debating. also, pig farming.

I'd like to meet:

,, Macaulay Culkin, His Holiness the Dalai Lama, Another person who has the words "his holiness" in front of their name (the two would then fight for the title of "his holiest"), Ian Curtis, my inner child, Mother Theresa, Father Christmas, John Lennon, Mos Def, Albus Dumbledore, Phil Spector, Richard Pryor, Amy Goodman, Immanuel Kant, and John Shaft.

Music:

gyptian
|serious times|
j dilla
|love movin'|
nico
|wrap your troubles in dreams|
sunset rubdown
|a day in the graveyard|
zombies
|a rose for emily|

Movies:

good will hunting, royal tenenbaums, waking life, amelie, fight club,

Television:

Six Feet Under will rip your face off. and then reconstruct it for an open casket viewing.
¡¡LITTLE KNOWN FACT!!
c-span is the least watched channel among every age demographic save for 18-35 year old males, where lifetime and oxygen barely edge it out.
¡¡BUT WAIT!!
This means that your father's age demographic watches lifetime and oxygen more than c-span.
¡¡SO!!
Guys, if you don't care about the direction america is headed, the price will be a terribly embarrassing statistic when you turn 36. The least you can do is watch tony blair shite right honorably on pm's questions. it's actually pretty funny.

Books:

And Nathan said to David, Thou art the Man. - II Samuel (ch. XII, v. 7)

Heroes:

Greek, preferably.