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DysoN™

you can tell the same lie a thousand times, but it never gets any more true.

About Me

Hey my names Joe, I have a few nicknames like DysoN coz I take barrelz n shottyz real fast, or Joe done well Michel coz I say it well too much and sometimes Joe in da bungalow which speaks for itself but anyway.

I'm a stoner
I'm at college doing art but I regret takin it now
I like spendin time wit my mates and GF
I like amber leaf baccy
I like fightin but I never usually start em
I dislike Lungoz n bubblaz but I'll hav em if im offered it
I like red bull cans but i hate the drink
I fukin HATE MENTHOLS, i'd rather go without
I luv meat n especially the skin n that
people that brag alot piss me off
I fukin luv barrelz but shottyz r good 2
I fukin Hate fruit
I usually like being stoned rather than high
I like the occaisional barrel comp
strangely enough I fukin HATE gettin pissed, it just doesnt work with me at all

My Interests

weed
music
films
BMX
Kick boxing
Cage fighting
sometimes other drugs

I'd like to meet:

People worthy of barrel comps. other random stoners who could teach me new tricks n shit, n people I can actually meet like a couple of stations away at most.

Music:

mostly metal like Lamb of God, Dragonforce, Slayer, Pantera etc but i listen 2 a bit of drum n bass n other random shit

Television:

Dragon Ball Z

Books:

MyGen Profile Generator .. width="425" height="350" ..me hittin one of my homemade barrelz.

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 7th November
Birthplace: Paulsgrove
Current Location: Portchester
Eye Color: greeny brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6ft I think
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: heritage?
The Shoes You Wore Today: camo ones
Your Weakness: im tickelish
Your Fears: going skitzo
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: cut down on weed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: done well?
Thoughts First Waking Up: dam I cant get back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my LuNgs
Your Bedtime: 11ish when I got college but otherwise whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: a brain which isnt so fuked up that I can remember what I missed
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: rough
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: rough as fuk
Do you Smoke: ye but fuk menthols
Do you Swear: ye
Do you Sing: ye
Do you Shower Daily: if i can be bothered but if not then the next day
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: no im already there
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: depends what its about
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah
Do you think you are Attractive: not really but thats quite a hard thing to ask
Are you a Health Freak: lol
Do you get along with your Parents: ye well enough
Do you like Thunderstorms: ye
Do you play an Instrument: not really but if i could afford it i'd get one
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not really
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: box of what?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ROUGH AS FUK
In the past month have you been on Stage: nah
In the past month have you been Dumped: sorta
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: whats that?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep
Ever been Drunk: naaaah
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: dunno, hav'nt really thought of that before
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: some rich guy picking up as much as i can smoke a day
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt or Holland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: not ginger
Short or Long Hair: not emo
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not to bothered but not too fat
Best Clothing Style: anything but emo
Number of Drugs I have taken: most of em besides skag and acid
Number of CDs I own: not many
Number of Piercings: used to have one
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: fukin up
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