Calm Before the Storm... |
So Ike is supposed to hit late Friday / early Saturday... And while people are evacuating or staying home, I'll be effin' working tomorrow!
Oh yeah, and I was running on less than a quarter tan...
Posted by Haywood U. Cuttleme on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:05:00 PST |
Hit & Run... |
Can someone tell me why they bother to give dumbasses a driver's license?
So this dumbass drove into our backyard fence yesterday. I was watching the 'Stros game in the living room. I hear...
Posted by Haywood U. Cuttleme on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:00:00 PST |
Blogging for the sake of blogging... |
Holy crap... it's been about 6 months since my last blog. Time sure flies... and so is my week of "stay-cation"...
One of these days I'm gonna actually go somewhere when I take vacat...
Posted by Haywood U. Cuttleme on Thu, 29 May 2008 03:49:00 PST |
Never Again |
Black Friday (aka the day after Thanksgiving)... I had to work that day, but good thing I asked to come in 2 hours late that day. Otherwise, I wouldn't have had the opportunity to wake up at 4am...
Posted by Haywood U. Cuttleme on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:11:00 PST |
Sticker of Shame |
I saw it from a mile away... WTF was that on my window? Oh fuck... violation sticker! At first thought, I was thinking... SHIT! This is going to leave the sticker marks when I peel i...
Posted by Haywood U. Cuttleme on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:15:00 PST |
A Day at the Dentist |
First let me start off by saying what a pain in the ass it is to wait when you have an appointment... be it for the doctor, dentist, or optometrist, etc. For me, it just seems like my ...
Posted by Haywood U. Cuttleme on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST |
That could’ve been me! |
I swear I hate traffic in the morning! It shouldn't take more than 30 minutes to get to work... but some days, it takes almost a freakin' hour! Anyhoo... this morning... as everyone's goin...
Posted by Haywood U. Cuttleme on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:49:00 PST |
Waiting It Out |
I need to start watching the weather forecast on a DAILY basis... Why o' why did it start raining at 5 when everyone's leaving for work? Anyhoo, I usually leave around 6 or 7... And it was still...
Posted by Haywood U. Cuttleme on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:59:00 PST |
Workplace Farting |
Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or a big lunch, the outcome is the same: Farts. 70% of the time, we can dispense freely. The other 30% of the time, such as at work, we have some toug...
Posted by Haywood U. Cuttleme on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:58:00 PST |
Not so fast... Not so furious... |
I hate it when people don't bother to yield when their lane merges into your lane. This jackass comes speeding down the entrance ramp... but I sped up to keep him from cutting in front of me... ...
Posted by Haywood U. Cuttleme on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:47:00 PST |
