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Andrew M. Heartless

i really think im out of my fucking mind!!!!!

About Me

Here's the rundown: in a wrestling promotion called EBWF-SWMI,which i am the champ........check it out punks........ Im in love with a women named Elizabeth Kay Eberhart, i am confident she will someday be my wife and the mother of my kids........... I write kick ass blogs check em out!!!!! i like to piss of people or make them laugh whichever... PS: i can also be Hitman if you are in need...........

My Interests

I like to work.....love the college football thing....i think im getting addicted to video games........pissing people off asking what the fuck's your problem?????

I'd like to meet:

anyone who's ever worked at the bk lounge.......... someone from a parallel universe that's some scary shit...... a waiter or waitress who actually gives me a free refills..... the real slim shady...ok that one was stupid im sorry.... moses....jesus.....harry truman coolest president ever you know how many japanese that bitch killed???? he had balls thats all im saying.......... Johnny cash dig his dead ass up and ask why is your movie so damn good??? Triple H, he probablly hits his wife with a sledge hammmer!!!

Music:

hmmmm.....lil wayne, jay-z , kanye west the rap kings and lyrical geniuses......shinedown,modest mouse,blue october,(cough) carrie underwood,( another cough ) kelly clarkson, and oh yeah HINDER is the best ever............ohh 3 days grace may have taken over the top spot from hinder.......and you gotta love the fray.......

Movies:

Scarface and colateral are fucking up there in the ranks..... The whole rocky series is probablly my favorite of all epics....rudy love them fn irish..........hoosiers...rocky balboa was the best ending to the rocky series and i want to add ricky bobby talladega nights....that is all..........

Television:

i dont really watch all that much tv....except wrestling and football.....and family guy...... 2007 Fiesta Bowl David vs Goliath Boise State 43 Oklahoma 42

Books:

yeah there awesome to chuck at old people trying to buy food.......bastards never saw it coming.....the notes liz writes me

Heroes:

triple h, randy orton,rvd,jeff hardy, bret hart,batista,mr.kennedy,brady quinn,peter griffin,dane cook,tony montana,tony stewart,Rocky balboa,James Toney,And Jermain Taylor best boxer in the world, Oh And best boxer of all time Sugar Ray Leonard........Liz Eberhart the best singer alive...........

My Blog

Celebration Comedy

it was a long day its was the opening for the eddie murphy travesty known as norbit.....i was ripping tickets and this old couple shows up a hour too early.i tell them please wait out in lobby until t...
Posted by The World Champ on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:22:00 PST

to those who used to be my friends a couple months ago

so you all want to hate me now because i made a desicion that would make my life easier........i dont know what is expected of me anymore from anyone.....my life hasnt got easier just worse my mind is...
Posted by The World Champ on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST

come on ember show us your true vendetta

today i issued a challenge a little pre event to rise2royalty in march.........ember i called you out for the event were gonna call vendetta.......no matter what the weather is im gonna kick your ass ...
Posted by The World Champ on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:25:00 PST

alright EBWF

rise2royalty is on march 24 2007 2 pm randall park area......now i have been getting some messages from simba or ember or marcus or whatever the hell he goes by.....this wanna be champ thinks he will ...
Posted by The World Champ on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

how to kill a foreigner

isnt that title nice???i bet you said to yourself finally a funny blog again....well what do you want do you want me to make fun of a foreigner???huh???because you would be a sick bastard who still li...
Posted by The World Champ on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:14:00 PST

ember its personal......but you already knew that.........

yes its true you have taken the title away from me on several occasions in several federation's........but listen closely ember...........time has changed us both tremendously..as the ebwf champ for a...
Posted by The World Champ on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:23:00 PST

EBWF SHIT/ember watch out!!!!!!!!!!

hot stuff ember wants to call out the champ personally......talking about the good ole days in aaew or ewf.....yeah i was there too buddy...........and at both places if you remember history at all i ...
Posted by The World Champ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:58:00 PST

my judgement on human nature all wrong.......

today i walked in to mcd's expecting a lecture about respect for the work place....... i turned in my uniforms then i got my check a simple good bye and good luck was i got..............then i started...
Posted by The World Champ on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

the champ calling out the entire ebwf roster.......

the champ is indeed here.......dx is indeed here........but the champ is most importantly here.........andy hollywood....the whole fn show in many people's has always been the champ since day 1 in ebw...
Posted by The World Champ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

changing in my own time of demise...........(love)

i wake up in the mornings wondering if anything will change for the better.i'll look at her picture and realize she's the only one meant for me. i know i have made mistakes but i want to put it behind...
Posted by The World Champ on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST