You, cuz im sure you'd love to meet me.
Jesus.. I've got a thing for men nailed to a letter t. It turns me on.
Well i have appeared to have met a girl out of my dreams. Shes sweet and fun and has stolen my heart. So i'm happy i met her ^.^ her name is Sam Montgomery and she makes me UBER happy ^.^ and she turns me on... she knows how to start me... like a lawnmower... lol
Terrance Mckenna, Crazy drug addicted philosophy types turn me on.
Bill Hicks. If you dont know who this is, look him up.
George Carlin. i think he pretty much explains himself
Mitch Hedberg *see above*
Anton Salazar Levey. he invented the satanic bible. its about time we got some new biblical reading material.
John Lilly. This anthropologist went on a 365 day long k binge and proved to a group of harvard scientists that telepathic communication with dolphins is possible.
Micheal Persinger. He invented a helmet that makes you feel like you are standing before the holy graces of god...
its kinda good to know that the big holy man above us can be attributed to a 500 mile an hour endorphin rush... meaning while im high... im generally god...