how chickens mate |
i do the most ridiculous things in order to distract myself from school work. last week i blatantly ignored my pressing german homework, opting instead to COUNT MY CHANGE. yes, count my ch...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:45:00 GMT |
its in the food |
today, in a sweeping moment of absolute lunacy and ignorance, my boss blamed the "Iraqis" for "puttin' something in food that causes cancer," after he observed that "everyone nowadays is gettin' ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:52:00 GMT |
still smell like gasoline |
driving up a hill on my way to work this morning my jeep suddenly died. i rolled it into a nearby gas station and proceeded to make the necessary phone calls required in this situation.&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:59:00 GMT |
because gandhi wasnt all good |
i have to write an essay pitting gandhi against frederick turner (yeah, i don't know who he is either). the theme of the essay is "good vs. evil" (my professor's pick, not mine). turns out...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:20:00 GMT |
how did you spend your night? |
funny you should ask. i spent mine killing flies.
p.s. i'm not really listening to the cd listed below. i just thought it was an appropriate choice for my current prediciment. ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:49:00 GMT |
the aggressive kind of dreams |
For the past two months, I have been having dreams about death. It's never been my death, mind you. At least not at first . . .
In the first six or so dreams I witnessed a stranger...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:38:00 GMT |
a thing about books |
i found the coolest used book store with the most extensive collection of books i've ever seen in one location. it is called Tommy's Book Shelf and you can find it in Greensburg. AND, ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:25:00 GMT |
a little taste of home |
among the cobblestone streets and city lights of london there sits a girl who's a little homesick tonight. it's been slow to come, but it's definitely here.
i miss the sound of the garage door ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:26:00 GMT |
the vincent price version of westminster abbey |
my goal in london is to visit a different church every sunday i am in town. this week was westminster abbey and it was absolutely amazing. as with every church, it was beautiful inside -&n...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:21:00 GMT |
a going away present |
as a going away present to myself, i decided to somehow contract the common cold. i am stuffy, sore, and tired. i couldn't even fully enjoy my zenith sundy brunch experience today.
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Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:51:00 GMT |
