About Me
The one and only Katherine Amanda.I could sit here and give you my life story, plus a few dislikes and likes, but i'll just skip to the basics.Im 16 years old, 17 in a few months, please dont confuse me with your average 16 year old, because thats far from true.I have trust issues and sleeping disorders that i can only seem to calm with music, no music, no life.I dress different everyday, weather it be bondage pants or ripped jeans,dont label me, because thats one subject you dont want to get into with me.I hate petty bullshit and drama, it drains the life out of me and i try my best not to start any myself, so do me a favor and leave the drama off of my page.Im extremly sarcastic, its not only how i get by, its a way for me to calm my nerves, ccept it.People who start drama on myspace and try to get hardcore with the keyboard are rediculous, if you cant say or do it to my face, then you probably never will, so dont bother.Im far from straight edge , i smoke, swear constantly, and party hard whenever i can, if thats a problem, then peace out. Please dont send me messages telling me how much you hate it, just move on with your life.My friends ARE my family, they always seem to be there at the perfect time, and id be nothing without them.Im a very open person, so ask and you might just get an answer.
Meh Favorite Hoe's
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- FLUFFAY! i met this chick at the begining of the school year at edison tech, and i have to say, without her there, i wouldnt be going anymore.
if she isnt poking me in the vagina she's playing with my boobs or telling people im here baby's momma. the shit that comes out of her mouth is funny as hell too,no one knows where this stuff comes from:
.dont make fun of me cuz i cant say lellow, thats why your dish washer died!
.bitch i will superman your hoe!
.for halloween i want to wrap myself up in purple paper and vibrate on the floor, i want to be mr. purple!
.(in canada) dude, we're here walking up this cock-eyeded hill,it was fun at first,but now its getting old
. oh shit, sorry i killed your baby, its my allergies
.my mom was having a asthma attack once and she was like "oh damn minerva, i caint breif!!!"
.jesus is inside you, he just isnt well packaged
.*fluffy throws a pen and it dangles off my head* oh shit i meant to hit you in the forehead but it dangled!
.*supposed to say " i cant watch american idol because theres a water bug on my channel changer"* *comes out as* " i cant watch american idol because theres a water bug on my porn"
. * i ask " so what do you do when you dont go to school, wack it??"* "yeah dude, im not in school, wack wack!!"
.*on the phone* "shank shank shank, shank shank shank, shank yo baby, yo bald headed baby"
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-ahhh amber! meh honkeh. she and i have some good times togeather. almost everyday after work she comes over...and lets just say hump fest dosnt end there XD.
she's fucking hilarious dude, here are some of the things she's said:
.katie!!! i know why i cant sleep, im horney as hell and im too lazy to touch myself AND my vibrator batteries are dead!
.bad phone sex is shitty, its like ok you just continue to think your giving great phone sex while i use my vibrator.
.DROP YO PANTS AND COUNT TO TEN SO I CAN DRAW A SMILEY FACE AT THE END OF IT!
.:dude shows us his dick on stickam: OMFG ITS A BABY!!!!
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ahh dom! she's meh 2nd honkeh lol. We've had our issues but she's still meh hoe.
She's alittle slow though ;)
.*turns to me and fluffy in the lunch line* MINERVA I THINK THERES CAKE!
.omg paco hold it tighter so it doesnt squirt in my eye again!
.*walks around in circles with fluffy* i like circles!!! *falls*
.*drops her book bag* it gets heavy on your back after a while!
. who me? no im not hard im always soft
. *fluffy asks "so did the shot hurt?"* no, he just stuck it in a pulled it right out
.*walking down the hall with fluffy* *turns to fluffy and says in a death growl voice* " LOOK ITS A MOUNTAIN DEW MACHINE!!!!!!!"
."Donald Trump, isnt that the lead singer of Fall Out Boy"?
.*dom is touching my boobs in gym, the gym teacher walks over* "WHOA, ITS NOT HOW IT LOOKS, YOU TOTALLY WALKED OVER AT THE WRONG TIME!!!!"
."you should hop on it!, holler!"
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