Basics:
Name: aLaN;
Date of Birth: 06/17/1986;
Birthplace: a hospital delivery room;
Current Location: my tOWn, cHi-tOWn;
Eye Color: bAbY bLUe;
Hair Color: dUMb bLoNde…only i’m not;
Height: we’ll just say 6’;
Heritage: lots of dead folks from other countries;
Piercing: i’d show you, but it might involve removing my pants (j/k);
Tattoos: see above answer;Favorites:
Band/Singer: can’t even begin to decide…by my own vocals in the shower are pretty good in i do say so myself;
Song: all of ‘em;
Movie: all of ‘em;
Disney Movie: all of ‘em;
TV show: all of ‘em;
Color: all of ‘em;
Food: VeGGiEs (& other healthy crap);
Pizza topping: pEppERoNi & SaUSagE w/ extra SaUcE & cAYeNNe pEppERs;
Ice-Cream Flavor: Mmmm…scope of each pleaZ;
Soda: diEt COkE;
Store: luv me some tARGet (can i interest you in one of our holiday caaaandles???);
Clothing Brand: hOLLiStER;
Shoe Brand: I tend to go barefoot when I can;
Season: SuMMeR (only cause of NO school thou);
Month: pretty biG fan of JuNE & dECeMbER;
Holiday/Festival: wait…do you hear that???...i hear those sleigh bellZ ringelin’ (aka…x-MaS);
Flower: the one that looks like a lady’s…;
Make-Up Item: i’m a DudE…but i’m pretty partial to ChapStick;
Board game: tAbOO (bZZZZZZZZZzzz!!!);This or That
Sunny or rainy: SuNNy (but a nice rainy day has its place as well);
Chocolate or vanilla: I always got the twist cones;
Fruit or veggie: VeGGiE;
Night or day: it’s all the same;
Sour or sweet: the best things are SwEEt & SoUR (cHiCkeN, gRaNNy SmitH’s, etc);
Love or money: i dunno…i sure LuV me some MoNey;
Phone or in person: let’s get personal!!!;
Looks or personality: LOOks can effect PeRsOnaLity…so again…bOtH!!!;
Coffee or tea: COffEE…it’s a bad obSeSSiON, but I LUV it!!!;
Hot or cold: hOt(t);Your:
Goal(s) for this year: finish my bOOk, still woRkiN’ on my hott boD;
Most missed memory: the ShELtER kiDDz;
Best physical feature: i dunno…ask someone else;
First thought waking up: how can I stop gLoBaL WaRmiNg & CuRe both AiDs/CaNCer before breakfast???;
Hypothetical personality disorder: i start talkin’ like a southern hiCk when I get bOREd and/or tiREd ;
Preferred type of plastic surgery: I honestly think that all-naA-tUR-RaL is the best!!! (but if you want it, i’m not gonna hate either);
Sesame street alter ego: eLMo...cause i’M cute and everybody wants to tOUCh & tiCkLe my special places;
Fairytale alter ego: prince charming…LOL…I dunno;
Most stupid remark: i make way too many (but in all fairness…I’ve already owned up to my proud bLoNde rOOts);
Worst crime: socks w/ sandals???…(crime against fashion);
Greatest ambition: wORLd dOMiNAtiOn;
Greatest fear: LaWn GnOmEs;
Darkest secret: now if I told you…;
Favorite subject: bAd@$$ 101;
Strangest received gift: MaRy-kAtE & AShLEy CaLeNdAR;
Worst habit: typing in aLtERnAtE cASeS;Do You:
Smoke: nO (cough, cough);
Drink: si;
Curse: fUck nO;
Shower daily: YeAh…I like bein’ clean!!!;
Like thunderstorms: they do make me a lil’ XcitEd;
Dance in the rain: hEcK YeAh…LiFe can’t always wait for the storm to pass!!!;
Sing: i literally turn everything into a song…La La La;
Play an instrument: yuppers….all of ‘em…but not a one of ‘em well!!!...cept for the triangle (bOYz got sKiLLz!!!);
Get along with your parents: in all seriousness…YES...they’re the BeSt!!!;
Wish on stars: aLWaYz;
Believe in fate: if it haPPens…it was meant 2 be (in GoD I truSt!!!) ;
Believe in love at first sight: not until I laid eyes on you (play on playa);Can You:
Drive: heLLz yeah…my NeLdA drives beautifully!!!;
Sew: NO!!!;
Cook: LuV too (thanx 2 RaCheL RaY);
Speak another language: very minimal (cHiNeSe & sPaNisH);
Dance: try & stop me;
Sing: i’LL be honest…I’m pretty gOOd (NOT);
Touch your nose with your tongue: nO…my lips are too big for my tongue get around;
Whistle: like the beginning of aNDy GriFFith;
Curl your tongue: let me go check…sorta kinda;Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: nOt that I “rememberâ€;
Been Stoned/High: me & Mary Jane don’t get along;
Eaten Sushi: yUp…in cHiNa;
Been in Love: it’s still up in the air;
Skipped school: who hasn’t?!?!?;
Made prank calls: like every other day of my life;
Sent someone a love letter: I’m pretty much a regular NiChoLas SpARks;
Stolen something: you mean besides a few hearts???;
Cried yourself to sleep: a lil’ embarrassing…but yeah;Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? diRRty lil’ LiARs;
Are you right or left handed? LeFty;
What is your bedtime? tOO early…i’m a poor excuse for a college kiDD!!!;
Name three things you can't live without: my BFs, my fAM, & my MYSPACE (hahaha);
What is the color of your room? @ school…white (but not by choice);
Do you have any siblings? an older biG bra-der…ry-guy’s the BESt!!! (luv that diRRty kidd);
Do you have any pets? they’ve all died…except for my duck afLaC…he migrated SoUth;
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? How much do I hAtE them…like would I be doing society a favor (like killin’ off toBy kEith???);
What is you middle name? tHoMaS;
What are you nicknames? bEaR, bUbbA, bUbbA bEaR, dUck, aL, cOOLeSt kiDD eVER;
Are you for or against gay marriage? i could care less;
What are your thoughts ..ion? i try not to think about it;
Do you have a crush on anyone? i’m a bit of a sMittEn kittEn;
Are you afraid of the dark? Naaaaww….some of the best things go on in the dARk!!!;
How do you want to die? i’m not planning on EVER dyin’;
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? it’s impossible for anyone to count that high;
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? definitely…i’d play the hero;
What is the last law you’ve broken? JaYwALkiN’ (badd boys, badd boys);In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: it doesn’t matter;
Eye color: i like a nice blue or green shade;
Height: shorter;
Weight: not gonna lie…I like ‘em smaller;
Most important physical feature: smile (the grill has gotta be good);
Biggest turn-off: SmOkiNg..
not gonna lie...i'm prolly the coolest kidd you're EVER gonna meet...just kidding...in all actuality, i don't know how to describe myself...i'm just aLaN...you'd just have to meet me to find out
