3 am And A Packet of Peanuts. |
It's 3am. Your in Saigon. You wake up from a restless sleep only to realize your famished. What do you do? You Starve of course. Going outside would mean waking up your keepers to open the gate....
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:52:00 GMT |
Life is Good!!!! |
It is!!!! Take time to enjoy it. Cause even when it sucks, it's still pretty fuckin' awesome. Fall in love with it... fall in love with yourself. Be the person you've always dreamed of being. Be a gre...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:59:00 GMT |
Vietnamese Boys Only Like Me When Im Fugly. |
I'm noticing a very strange pattern over here. Vietnamese boys only like me when I'm fugly. It's really odd. On days where I walk the streets of saigon...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:50:00 GMT |
This week in Nam. |
Let's See... What's new with me... I ran out of money this week, so that was interesting. But, i get myfirst paycheck on tuesday, so no worries. I only get paid once a monthhere! I t...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:12:00 GMT |
A Few Thoughts After Watching The New Pirates Of The Carribean Movie. |
- If I had a pet monkey, I would dress it up as a chinaman and teach it how to set off fireworks. I would not, however, shoot it out of a cannon. This just does not seem fair to the monkey. Plus, I wo...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:47:00 GMT |
In Which Lauren Reflects Upon St. Valentine's Day and Fictional Characters named Jim. |
So, I have come to the abrupt realization that I have a "thing" for fictional characters named James. In late October I had a fate-full encounter with ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:09:00 GMT |
this involves explosives |
Yesterday I got Molotov Cocktails thrown at me by Greek Anarchists. I kid you not... this happend. I almost peed myself, but all is good now. This makes near death encounter number 2 for those of you ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:32:00 GMT |
Greetings from Bosnia |
Guess where I was yesterday?... Bosnia... thats right Bosnia!!! And let me add that Bosnian Potato chips are the most delicious I have ever tasted. Peace Out!!!
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:32:00 GMT |
Latvian Cable Car of Death!!!! |
I have a very interesting story to tell you all!!! Today I almost died in a Latvian Cable car accident!!!
Cheryl and I decided to take a a cable car as a way to ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:11:00 GMT |
The Assassination of Harold |
Last night at 4am cheryl and I were involved in a 40 minute long stand off with a roach we christened Harold. The little bastard had been randomly showing up in Cheryl's room for the past week always ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 22:23:00 GMT |
