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El Whale Rapper

They will make cemeteries their cathedrals and the cities will be your tombs.

About Me

My name is Todd. I'm weird, I'm morbid and I don't like sunlight. I'm a horror and sci-fi geek and Halloween is my favorite day of the year. I'm a thirty- something skateboarder who thinks he's still 15 years old. I want the world to end with the coming of zombies! I was brought up on T.V., Star Wars, Dungeons & Dragons, B.M.X., the 80's video craze, BattleTech, punks, punk rock music, and slam-dancing at hall-shows at the Capitol Theater. I've been rolling around on a skateboard in Flint, Michigan since summer 1986. I collect Browning Hi-Power pistols and many other guns and knives. My favorite band is The Misfits (Danzig era). I like animals more than I like people. I have 8 cats: Elly May, Leo, Penny, Gina, Kimmy, Sheri, Bear and Davey. And I have a hamster named Charlie. Sports are extremely boring to me. Watching sports puts me to sleep (NASCAR included)! Fuck Rap/Hip- Hop music, it sucks my dick. Fuck "NU-metal"..! So...if you are a wigger and/or wear Slipknot t-shirts, listen to Korn and think Godsmack & Disturbed are cool, I probably won't like you. And finally, fuck ALL religions, reborn Christians and Jesus freaks, the world would be a better place without them. Read on...
IF YOU LOVE GOD...BURN A CHURCH.
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My Interests

cats and kittens... baby animals, my animals, all other animals, spending time and being lazy with my cats, helping turtles cross roads, girly fu fu drinks, man purse's, tattoos...
Satan, Satanism, Satanists, atheists, the number 666, demons, burnt up churches, burnt up bibles, pentagrams, inverted crosses, satanic witches, black masses, war, world war, chaos, anarchy, terror, violence, fear, impending doom, apocalypticism, armageddon, ZOMBIES!, horror, horror books, horror comics, horror conventions, vamp rock, horror punk, horror rock, horror metal, punk rawk, hardcore, raw-kill-billy, psychobilly, punkabilly, vampirabilly, rockabilly, thrash metal, metalcore, death metal, grindcore, black metal, vampiric black metal, ouija boards... seances, ghost hunting, EVP's, necromancy in general, black candles, black cats, black magic, Misfits tattoos, devil-locks, EC HORROR!... The Crypt of Terror, Tales from the Crypt, The Haunt of Fear, and The Vault of Horror. The Crypt Keeper, The Old Witch, The Vault Keeper, Deadworld Comics, HALLOWEEN!, cryptozoology, the Jersey devil, big foot, Mothman, the occult, sci-fi, spook-shows, walking through cemeteries, graveyard imagery, hearses, coffins, mortuaries, crypts, mausoleums, scary woods, haunted houses, ghosts, shadow people, werewolves, vampires, mummies, ghouls, banshees, spectres, grim reapers, grave robbers, evil spirits, scarecrows, witches, Frankenstein monsters, skulls, skeletons, gargoyles, blobs, aliens, Fangoria Radio, Coast to Coast A.M. with Art Bell, Ghost to Ghost...
jack o lanterns, bats, rats, wolves, spiders, spider webs, Frankenberry, Count Chocula, Boo Berry, Fruit Brute, Yummy Mummy, fog, the Moon, the full Moon, Moon bathing, Living Dead Dolls, autumns cold, Pagan dead, Samhain fire, the night sky, stormy nights, nightmares, Browning Hi-Powers...

Heckler and Koch P7's, Glock 17's, Glock 19's, Colt 1911's, Les Baer 1911's, CZ-75's, Kahr 9mm's, Beretta M9/92's, M-14's, AR-15's, M1 Garand's, AK-47's, AK-74's, Russian SKS rifles, German Mauser's, 12 Gauge shotguns, M2 Browning .50's, Browning automatic rifles, Colt 6721's, Colt 6920's... skateboarding, collecting switchblade knives, collecting Randall combat/military knives, tactical tomahawks, La Garna Tomahawks... collecting pistols and rifles (military only), bayonets, watching and collecting horror movies and horror comics, Dodge and Plymouth muscle cars, Race Hemi's, Dodge Rams, Dodge Viper's, Hemi Magnum SRT, Sirius satellite radio, The Howard Stern Show, Bubba The Love Sponge Show, drawing, painting, going to shows, mexican and tex mex food, Tequila, margaritas, serial killers, dismemberment(human), cruelty to humans, human suffering, watching people die, hangings and other executions, dead bodies, REVENGE, the end of the world, preparing for the zombie war!!!(READ:stockpiling ammunition)!!!

I'd like to meet:

Glenn Danzig, Morrissey, Howard Stern, G. Gordon Liddy, Art Bell, *BRODY DALLE*, Dax Riggs, Linda Blair, Sheri Moon, Sarah Silverman, Vampira, Elvira, Lily Munster, Morticia, Tom Green, Kevin Smith, Baba Booey.

!!!BRODY DALLE!!!

Music:

MISFITS, SAMHAIN, DANZIG...

REPULSION...
TERRORIZER, CRYPTIC SLAUGHTER, KREATOR, CALABRESE...

Hallowmas, BLITZKID...
American Werewolves, The Other, Send More Paramedics, Nekromantix, Tiger Army, Koffin Kats... The Independents, The Crimson Ghosts (Germany), Newfits, ZOMBEAST, Horrifics, The Rosedales, Miss Fits, Die Monster Die, Forbidden Dimension, Ramones, Amen, Black Flag, T.S.O.L., Suicidal Tendencies, Bad Religion, The Cramps, The Damned, The Explicits, Renee is hot...

THE DISTILLERS *Brody Dalle*

...Brody...Brody...Brody...

Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Social Distortion, G.G. Allin, D.R.I., C.O.C., A.F.I., G.B.H., S.O.D., M.O.D., S.O.B., Superjoint Ritual, Napalm Death, DEATH, Morbid Angel, Fatal(Detroit), CARCASS, Rottrevore, Deceased, Derketa, Mythic, Pungent Stench, General Surgery, Order From Chaos, Revenant, Master, Defecation, Cemetery, Massacra, Macrodex, Cancer, Loudblast, Internal Bleeding, Malevolent Creation, Morta Skuld, Lobotomy, Meatshits, Waco Jesus, Anal Cunt, Phlegm, Paradise Lost, Mortician, Morticious, Carbonized, Phantasm, Embalmer, Winter, MARDUK, Therion, Immortal, Satyricon, Vital Remains, Unholy, Resurection, Headrot, Hideous Corpse, Goat Penis, Belial, Apparition, Arghoslent, Bathym, Hellhammer, Possessed, Celtic Frost, Incubus, Baphomet, Zombified Preachers of Gore, DAX RIGGS, ACID BATH, AGENTS OF OBLIVION, DEADBOY AND THE ELEPHANTMEN...

Cradle of Filth, Type O Negative, Rob Zombie, Metallica, Sacred Reich, DEAD HORSE... Sadus, Devastation, Sepultura(w/Max Cavalera), Destruction, Slayer, Nuclear Assault, Vio-Lence, Man-o-War, Bolt Thrower, Necrophagia, Gorelord, Cannibal Corpse (w/Chris Barnes), Impetigo, Jungle Rot, Hideous Mangleus, Pestilence, Obituary, Immolation, Suffocation, Autopsy, BRUJERIA... Abominog, Cadaver, Deicide, Dismember, Vader, Hypocrisy, Grave, Necrophobic, Nocturnus, Nuclear Death, Morgoth, Nausea, Sadistic Intent, Buddy Holly, Hank Williams, Hank 3, Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Willy Nelson, The Amazing Royal Crowns... 3 Bad Jacks, Highway 13 , The Police, Journey, QUEEN, Kiss, Tom Petty, Bush, The Smiths, Morrissey, R.E.M., The 69 eyes, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, Joy Division, more...

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Flesh Eater, Graveyard Alive, Zombie, Bone Sickness, Cemetery Man, The Children, Return of the Living Dead, Revenge of the Living Dead, Garden of the Dead, Curse of the Cannibal Confederates, The Day It came to Earth, Children Should'nt Play with Dead Things, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Dead and Buried, Dead and Breakfast, Night Life, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Tombs of the Blind Dead, Return of the Evil Dead, The Ghost Galleon, Night of the Seagulls, Universal Monsters... The Midnight Hour, Re Animator, Bride of Re Animator, The Exorcist, The Howling, Silver Bullet, Company of Wolves, An American werewolf in London, Bad Moon, Plan 9 from Outerspace, The Deadly Spawn, Night of the Creeps, Slither, Carnival of Souls, Demons 1 and 2, Dolls, Equinox, The Fog, Fright Night 1 and 2, Blood and Donuts...
Lets Scare Jessica to Death, 30 Days of Night, The Gate 1 and 2, Lost Boys, Lifeforce, Vamp, Underworld 1 and 2; Shock 'em Dead, Highway to Hell, Spookies, Mothers Day, Pumpkinhead, Prince of Darkness, Susperia, Scarecrows... Dark Night of the Scarecrow, Motel Hell, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1, 2 and 3, Creepshow, The Crow, The Black Hole, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Predator, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Clash of the Titans, Enemy Mine, Heavy Metal, Highlander, Escape from New York, Mad Max, Excalibur, King Arthur, Lord of the Rings, The 13th Warrior, Conan the Barbarian, 300, Sin City, Starman, Star Wars 4, 5, 6 (Theatrical versions), Streets of Fire, Outsiders, The Warriors, Windwalker, Last of the Mohicans (Theatrical version), Somewhere in Time, The Bear, Blue Velvet, Billy Jack, Bullet, Death Machine... Hardware, Blade Runner, Earth vs. the Flying Saucers, The Day the Earth Stood Still, War of the Worlds, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera, Eddie and the Cruisers 1 and 2, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Bronx Tale, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Karate Kid, Revenge of the Ninja, Enter the Ninja, 9 Deaths of the Ninja, Natural Born Killers, True Romance, Breakfast Club, Vision Quest, Caveman, Clerks, Clerks 2, Can't hardly wait, Fast Times, The Last American Virgin, Freddy Got Fingered, Ghost World, Gung Ho, 9 to 5, Urban Cowboy, Sixteen Candles, Spun, Tommy Boy, Young Frankenstein, more...

Television:

The Munsters, Addams Family, THE TOM GREEN SHOW, The Sarah Silverman Show... The X-files, Roseanne, Growing Pains, Mr. Belvedere, Happy Days, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Ghost Hunters, Dexter, Supernatural, Sopranos, Married with Children, Simpsons Halloween episodes... The Wonder Years, Star Trek, Star Trek: the Next Generation, Howard TV On Demand, more...

Books:

The Satanic Bible, Satan Speaks, Lucifer Rising, The Devil, The Book of Lilith, Fallen Angels and Spirits of the Dark, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, The Exorcist, The Haunted, The Demonologist, Ghost Hunters, Interview with the Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, The Bell Witch, Cycle of the Werewolf, Jurassic Park, The Art of Talk, The Quickening, The Crow, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Batman: Year One, All H.P. Lovecraft.

Heroes:

My best friend Jimmy Winn ( R.I.P.), all vets, Glenn Danzig, Howard Stern, John Browning, Art Bell, Doug Earp, Batman, Vincent Price, Herman Munster, THE CROW (the comic book Crow, NOT the movie Crow)!, all cop killers.

FEAR IS FOR THE ENEMY...
...FEAR AND BULLETS.
The Dark Knight...

My Blog

.223 / 5.56 ammo

..> Q. What is the difference between 5.56×45mm and .223 Remington ammo? In the 1950's, the US military adopted the metric system of measurement and uses metric measurements to describe ammo. ...
Posted by El Whale Rapper on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:31:00 PST

Mini-elephants

The NationDead 'water elephant' turns up in Mae Sot Published on May 2, 2003 The carcass of a rare small animal similar in appearance to an elephant has been discovered in the possession of a resident...
Posted by El Whale Rapper on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:16:00 PST

Browning Hi Power pistol

The Browning Hi-Power is a notable handgun of the last century for a number of reasons. It was John M. Browning's final pistol design. It introduced the concept of the high-capacity double-column maga...
Posted by El Whale Rapper on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:01:00 PST

NU Metal

..>..>..>..>..> ..> Nu Metal Body: Sep 6, 2007 12:50 PM Subject: METAL VS NUMETAL.. repost this..hahaha so true Body: ----------------- Original Message -----------------From: The Manson Family ©...
Posted by El Whale Rapper on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:27:00 PST