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Simply put.....Jonas

"There should be snipers under water in the ocean so they can shoot sharks when they get too close"-

About Me

FIRST OFF----I JUST WANT TO THANK SOME VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE REALLY QUICK. TO ALL MY FRIENDS BACK AT MY SECOND HOME IN MYRTLE BEACH. FOR THOSE WHO LET ME STAY WITH THEM DURING MY HOMELESS TIMES(SARRAH, DANIELLE, MOLLY), I COULDN'T THANK YOU ALL ENOUGH. I LOVE EVERY ONE OF YOU. I CAN'T BEGIN TO THINK WHERE I WOULD BE IF IT WASN'T FOR ALL OF YOU. TO MY FAVORITE ROOMIE ALESA....THANK YOU FOR BEING THE PERFECT ROOMMATE AND TAKING ME IN ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. YOU WERE SO MUCH FUN TO LIVE WITH AND I'D LIVE WITH YOU AGAIN ANY TIME. I MISS IT!!!! AND ROB, I CAN'T LEAVE YOU OUT. THANKS FOR BEING THE FRIEND YOU ARE AND HAVE BEEN. I'LL BE BACK DOWN SOON TO VISIT EVERYONE. I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG WHILE SINCE I'VE BEEN DOWN. THANK YOU ALL FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!Well, let's see. About me.... Hmm. Well I'm just a 24 y/o guy living life in Knoxville, TN. Born and raised here with about a 1 1/2-2 year stint in Myrtle Beach, SC. That stint shaped my life and made me who I am today. I love all the friends I made down there. I couldn't have asked for a better situation down there friendship wise. All those people down there that I can call my friends are great. And they all know that they're welcome to visit me in Knoxville at any point they can get away. I love you all to death and couldn't imagine life without you all in it....I also love baseball and have played it my whole life. I also love seafood. Any dinner at Joe's, Crabhouse, Red Lobster, or Islamorada is a real treat for me. I also love me some steak. I love all movies, from horror to Disney(yea, I still watch 'em). I love watching sports on TV, but I will not watch many pro sports. I'm a college junkie, and love watching college sports. I just think the pros play for the money and not the love of the game any more. However, I still want to play pro baseball one day. I officially can't stay away from myspace....just ask my friends. I'm on here every day. I used to lifeguard on the beach here in Myrtle. I worked in front of Crown Reef Resort during the Spring, and then I worked in front of Sands Beach Club and, Summer 2005, Sands Ocean Club/Ocean Annies. That was a blast, but my lifeguarding days are currently taking a break. I love to surf, even tho I'm not that good yet. I also love being on the water on a jet-ski, or behind that or a boat on a kneeboard, or wakeboard. I don't get up early enough in the morning before work to eat breakfast, ever. I'm more of a night person if you ask me, but I still get tired around 3AM. I can drink with the best of them, but I try not to do it too too much. I've only been drunk 3 or 4 times in my life. Once off banana rum(yea, a whole bottle), once in Charleston, SC with Tim and Tish and one or 2 since I've moved back. I'VE ALSO COME TO SEE THAT DRINKING DOESN'T DEFINE MY LIFE AND NEVER WILL!!!! IT'S VERY MUCH OVERRATED!!!!
I'm a HUGE Tennessee Vols fan. You won't find many bigger than myself. I love Tennessee football and baseball. You'll find me around a tv on football Saturdays watching my Vols if they're on or checking the score every time it goes by. But anyway, I guess that's enough of me for now. If you wanna know more, catch up with me on AIM- Hollisterbball4....>
HEHE, Taylor I love you, but you know me, Jeremy, Derek, and TJ had to have some fun at your gradumacation....
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My Interests

I love baseball, golf, UT FOOTBALL, well all UT sports, spending time with Hayley, hanging out with all my friends, Mexican food, seafood, and oh yea gotta love some steak. haha.However, I hate stuck up people, those people who also don't see why I make the decisions I make only because it affects them. I really do hate Tonic, Cotton Eyed Joe, and Electric Cowboy. I only go to those places cuz that's where I get to see my friends most of the time. I HATE PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW HOW TO TIP. US SERVERS AND BARTENDERS LIVE OFF OUR TIPS!! OUR HOURLY WAGES SUCK ASS!!!! YOUR TIPS ARE WHAT ALLOW US TO LIVE HALF THE LIVE YOU'RE CURRENTLY LIVING. PLEASE TAKE THAT INTO ACCOUNT WHEN YOU GO OUT TO EAT AND LEAVE YOUR SERVER A TIP FOR ALL THEY DID TO MAKE YOUR NIGHT/DINNER/LUNCH/DAY A BETTER ONE!!!!!! There's a lot more I could throw in here, but I'll leave those be for now. I'll let you all know those at a later point....

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Who you fall in love with is all about who you trust.
Loyalty is important to you, and you want the most faithful of lovers.
In return, you never let your heart or eyes wander.
Open and honest, your relationships tend to be free of secrets.

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So for those who remember the old one wishing for that one special girl....I found her. Her name is Hayley and with every day that passes she makes me see why I care about her and makes me care more and more. She's truly a sweetheart, and for those who know her, I know you all agree. Thank you Hayley for coming into my life. You mean a lot to me and I could not ask for more....

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.. A- You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds

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Jonas is the #816 most common male name.
0.007% of men in the US are named Jonas.
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Heroes:

First and foremost, my family. My parents have done a great job raising my sister and I. I couldn't ask for better parents. Also my sister, to whom I look up to and admire. She is 20 years old and succeeding in life in everything she's doing. I love her more than anything and am so proud of her. Also, my biggest hero is my cousin Jeremy. He's been through so much in his life. He's been here and there and through it all. I love him and his family and let me tell you, his story is so inspiring. Do us all a favor and check it out. WWW.JPSEAL.8M.COM.... Seriously, check out his story, he wants you to just as much as I do.

My Blog

I'm sorry....

I'm sorryThat I was raised with respect;not to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wantsI'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pull out your ch...
Posted by Simply put.....Jonas on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST

HOME HOME HOME HOME----KNOXVILLE!!!!

Just an update for everyone that knows me and hasn't heard or is wanting more information.        I'm moving back to Knoxville as of this Sunday night/Monday. Myrtle Bea...
Posted by Simply put.....Jonas on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:42:00 PST

jobs job jobs job

HEY EVERYONE!!!!             Yea, I'm back again today, but not for the concert of a lifetime tonight....lol. Yea yea yea yea I know, you're thanking...
Posted by Simply put.....Jonas on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:08:00 PST

OK, SO HERE'S THE LINE-UP

!!!!LEMME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!!   OK OK OK OK....so here's the line-up of all line-ups for the best concert in the world....          I know I may be get...
Posted by Simply put.....Jonas on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:06:00 PST

yea, uh huh, again

just to let you all in on a little secret....or so as to say, just sit back while I vent a bit more....   I really do hate when people you thought close would be honest with you. I love my friend...
Posted by Simply put.....Jonas on Mon, 08 May 2006 07:52:00 PST

Just some random randomness

Just thought I'd throw some stuff out to get it off my brain (if I in fact have one of those things....). Anyway, I've just got sooooo much stuff that is keeping my head filled completely that I can't...
Posted by Simply put.....Jonas on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

The story of his life....very inspiring!!!!

HEY EVERYONE....YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT MY COUSIN'S WEBSITE. It tells the story of his life, and it's so very inspiring. This story will help you realize how hard some peoples' lives are growing up and ...
Posted by Simply put.....Jonas on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:24:00 PST

Another new one....yea....

OK OK, so my last blog entry was a little harsh, but I just had to vent a little. Now, I'm back to my old self. Just here to give you all an update on my life at the current point it's at now. Yes, as...
Posted by Simply put.....Jonas on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:27:00 PST

Fucked up shit man....all it is

This is just a plain blog. No wow factor, no emphasis on anything, just simple, to the point, and plain. Straight forward as it can be. So welcome to this new era of blogs. But it will probably only b...
Posted by Simply put.....Jonas on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:00:00 PST

What I despise

Here's an inside to me that most people never get to see or hear about except those 4-5 special people that I really open up to. So ok, let me tell you what I truely despise: 1) Drama- and bullsh...
Posted by Simply put.....Jonas on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:04:00 PST