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Victor

About Me

"______ is great."

I stayed up too late, and saw the leprechauns dance into my living room. They started unplugging my Nintendo and my microwave oven and my electric bathscrubber so I jumped up and kicked one. Pretty hard, too. He died. They held a funeral for him. The dirge was very sad. I can't remember the last time I cried like that. Not counting the time I was stabbed in the neck with a philips-head screwdriver.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a sandwich . Enraged Bar None Bar Sinister . Baring that, I'd like to meet a counter-clockwise spiral . We laugh, we cry, we sing, we die . Some things are better than others, but most things are mostly good . One hand is worth two in the bush, and today's practice is done by tomorrow's dinner .If nothing comes to pass, someone with a bit of wit would be nice .

P.S. THIS WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON

P.S.S. THIS CHANGED MY LIFE!!!

My Blog

I have nothing sarcastic to say about the universe.

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Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:34:00 GMT

To start, you must engage the choke.

And then follow with a knee and/or headbutt.
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 15:21:00 GMT

***You have a Crush Alert!***

I'm going to crush you.
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 19:35:00 GMT

Prayer for the Initiate

Lord,Thank you for the chance,To often take off my pants,Praise to you for my home,For my TV, car, and outlandish loan,Thanks for all the sweet deals,And thanks for keepin' it fo reals.I know many, wo...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:56:00 GMT

Welcome to La Machine

So this Myspace thing is still around, eh?I'll be damned.
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:56:00 GMT

What?

Why did I ever write any of this?
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:32:00 GMT

Another day, my friends

Ah yes.  We come to another tedius delineator of what we call time.  It can be harrowing to many of us to keep up with the plebes and the pushers and the punishers and the pouncers and wind ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 00:11:00 GMT

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So, you're this guy. Or girl. And you're doing your own thing, chillin, doin what you do and makin what you make and generally not really bothering anybody, but occasionally getting into the standar...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 00:57:00 GMT

Rejoice, my walking incubators! Statistics wins!

The divorce is official.
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 22:21:00 GMT

I'm terribly sorry ladies

But I have taken Oprah as my wife Sorry girls.  The best you can hope for at this point is an extramarital affair.
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 22:52:00 GMT