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About Me

..1- matc can kiss my ass. 2- i laugh at people who take themselves too seriously. 3- i believe sex should be a favorite american pastime. 4-my hair is prettier than yours, i work at a salon. 5-i could live on grilled cheese and diet coke for the rest of my life. 6-my cats name is ivan... we're currently sleeping together, and boy, is he jealous. 7-i would vote for pedro. 8-real ladies curse and masturbate. 9-guys who wear pink... eew. 10-procrastination is a virtue. 11-support local bands or... i just might have to kill you. 12-my cat is on welfare. 13-stop kidding yourself... love is pretty damn cool. 14-my number one hobby is pretending i'm a grown-up. 15-if you see compton ass ben, shit on his head for me. 16-i'm allergic to bullshit. 17-guys with brown eyes make me smile. 18-i give a backrub like a champ. 19-crossword puzzles make me sharper than you. 20-God City is takin over. 21-Abstinence '08: No Dick, No Bush. 22- if you want me to stop kissing other boys, ask me to be your girlfriend, idiot.

I got my Myspace layout from pYzam .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

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Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
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Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
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Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
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My Blog

Things that I know to be true.

I'm convinced that absolutely nothing in life is certain. I never follow my own advice. I've been known to make babies cry. I would do anything for you. I'm a sucker for flowers. Music makes life...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:09:00 GMT

Boundaries

I have boundary issues with men. Or maybe that is not fair to say. To have issues with boundaries, one must have boundaries in the first place right? But I dissapear into the person ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:44:00 GMT

My Life According to my Ipod.

1. Opening Credits : Right Now- Korn2. Waking Up : Walking and Thinking- Ra3. First Day Of School : Medicate- Breaking Benjamin4. Breaking Up : Vanishing- A Perfect Circle5. 1st Date : Promiscuous- Ne...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Paths in Life

You can do whatever you want to do... and that may take you more than four years to discover that path. But it's a journey and there are lots of stops along the way. And there are no bad stops or deci...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:08:00 GMT

One Person.

I'm tired. I am tired of being just another person, every day and just mixed in with every other person who is just "another person". Friends, family, myspace drifters&I've had enough. How many of you...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:54:00 GMT

Lock the Door.

Well it is good to know that you will be okay. I have been waiting for this. And you will be there to sit while I pray. And no one is blaming me, I am not supposed to wait. While they open up your h...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:35:00 GMT

Something to think about...

As a nation, we are thus an ambitious people, willing to leave home, and in that willingness to embark on our own journeys we are a people who believe we deserve the privileges we may attain. The cost...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:53:00 GMT

Sleep... Not yet.

1. Ever been given an engagement ring? nope2. Longest friendship? Kristin! :) 3. Last gift you received? Some Peeps Bunnies... except they were in stuffed animal form. :) 4. How many time...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:26:00 GMT

Love

I'm kinda just going with this...Have You Ever, by Shawn McDonaldHave you ever wanted to be someone else?Have you ever wanted to be someone?Have you ever wanted to reach your dreams?Have you ever want...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:47:00 GMT

Good 'Ol Hillary Clinton...

And the speaks... Cheers to the Truth! "Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise."(From the book "Inside The White House" by R...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 19:44:00 GMT