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marky

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About Me

i am a big jerkface. my feet determine how i feel. i like to grossly exaggerate and understate things. i answer questions with questions. i am the pivotal part of a massive global conspiracy. i am bad speller. i like camels and water buffalos. i take boring things and make them fun. i have a crazy imagination. i like to blow bubbles in my gum and flush them down the potty! i am mostly laid back but can be really intense. i make sock puppets. im schizophrenic, but in a good way. i think im going to die. i like to pee. im straight foward, honest, independent and love women of all backrounds. bats fall out of the sky and die when i am around. abnormal things happen to me. yes i am screwed up in the head and thanks for asking! im probly the biggest dork you will ever meet. i accept calls at any hour of the day but only if they are important. i hate being set up on dates. i am like a vampire sucking on a crackwhores throat. and if you are curious i lean to the left, and if you arent then i dont care if you die...

when im a self made millionaire alien robot rockstar pirate assasin tree farmer cowboy beachrat jungle bunny, you better believe that i will dress like this


exploding dog rocks !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the ghost of christmas future

new fun people



My Friends
I have damn cool friends.

get ready

to meet

some of the

greatest

people

alive!

these guys

will kick

your ass

(in

alphabetical

order)

yes

you guys

are all

cool too

so dont

cry!

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My Blog

i feel like death

and i look worse... i got jumped after getting off from work the other night... got beat up pretty good so at least right now i feel pain instead of nothing so thats a possitive.  i got a black eye, c...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:37:00 GMT

a new era

today marks a new chapter in my life.  it was the first time that i legally beat jury duty, that is i actually showed up and pretended i was interested and paid attention and was dismissed in jus...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:35:00 GMT

ive been out of it

so obviously ive been out of it for a long time, but something amazing just happened.  i just got fired.  haha normally people are upset about that sort of thing but im glad because i was si...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:30:00 GMT

PARTY

little bro just got back from about 15 months in afghanistan so there is a party to celebrate his safe return at the house on june 8th, which is a sunday. so if you know dan or just want to come to an...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 18:30:00 GMT

broken

i broke 3 ribs the other day in a freak trampoline accident in north carolina this last weekend... bad news is that everything i do hurts but the good news is that i got some good drugs to numb most o...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 19:55:00 GMT

im still here but im leaving

  so obviously my plans arent taking off as i wished they would have however things are moving along and i will sadly but no so sadly leaving boston this year preferably by the summer so i can sp...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:13:00 GMT

im gone

in 2 years i plan on getting out of here.  ive had just about as much as i can take and feel its time to make a great escape.  im looking towards the pacific islands and one group of islands...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 14:04:00 GMT

im here

so im working in boston.  i cant really say im living here since i live just outside the town and i really dont live i really just work haha  im my spare time though ive been surfing the glo...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:13:00 GMT

im gone

im moving to boston today so ill be off this for a while.  reach me by one of my many emails (whichever one you know) or by phone (if you are lucky enough to have my number). peace y'all
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:05:00 GMT

moving

well im writing this here because i wont have time to get around to all of you and say goodbye individually.  i just found out that my move to boston is happening right about.... now, so im sorry...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:40:00 GMT