King Waffle - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My real name is Greg. I am awesome, but not quite as awesome as Jesus. I'm in Cambodia...do you even know where that is? Ha! Well if you do then obviously you can recognize how pimptight I really am. In fact, I rock the suburbs, moreso than Michael Jackson did. I work as a missionary guy in this way cool place called Battambang. And have you noticed how my profile says that I make less than $30,000? Ha ha ha ha! That's really funny if you think about it.And my funky link which doesn't work below...drop two periods (.) and add a T35 and a (dot)com to it and you'll see my website.

I am awesome and so is Jesus...check it out

My Interests

I'm really into pie. Yeah, pie.A slice of chocolate pie would really hit the spot right about now.

I'd like to meet:

People in general. But chances are I'll never actually meet you because I live in Asia these days.It might be kinda cool to meet a midget too. After all, I'm in Asia and if I can claim to know a midget in Asia then there really isn't anything anyone can claim to make them cooler than I.

Music:

Five Iron Frenzy, The Fray, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Dispatch, Matisyahu, Roper, Ben Folds, Jimmy Buffet

Movies:

Superman, I totally cried at this movie because I was overcome with joy that they made another Superman movie.

Television:

I'm in Asia so I'm really into watching really bad Chinese comedies with subtitles. Oh man are they great!I've also recently really gotten into watching the cartoon "Justice League" where Superman, Batman, the Flash, and several other heros team up to protect the world. Why you might ask? Because I love justice!

Books:

Wugie Norple... The best fat cat story ever.

Heroes:

Superman...Definitely the best hero. I dare you to kick Superman's ass. Can't be done.