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Jazzbox

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About Me

This is how dope I am: This is why i don't take online quizzes. Define "irony": I am 28% Punk Rock.
.. Well, I may know what punk is, but... Okay maybe some people think I am punk, but is that enough? Nope. Take the
Punk Rock Test
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You Are Most Like George W. Bush
So what if you're not exactly popular? You still rule the free world.
And while you may be quite conservative now, you knew how to party back in the day! What Modern US President Are You Most Like?

My Interests

The Mortars & The Friendship Company

I'd like to meet:

I already found him!

Music:

Andrew Lloyd Webber, Arcade Fire, At the Drive-In, Billy Bragg, Bob Dylan, Creedence Clearwater Revisited, Fugazi, Hot Snakes, James Brown, Jawbreaker, Lucero, the Mountain Goats, Neil Young, Nick Cave, Operation Ivy, R.E.M., the Replacements, Righteous Brothers, Ryan Adams, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Sinead O'Connor, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, the Weakerthans, Weezer, the (Young) Pioneers

Movies:

Spike Lee, Willem Dafoe, Fargo, Ordinary People, Gross Pointe Blank, Hook, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Jungle Fever, the Spanish Apartment, Sideways, Bottlerocket, Willow, High Fidelity, Against me!- We're Never Going Home, Stranger Than Fiction, Hoosiers, What To Do In Case Of Fire, How the West Was Won, Cool Runnings

Television:

The Office

Books:

"Johnny Cash's autobiography- Cash: The Autobiography by Johnny Cash"

Heroes:

Tracy Morgan, Tim Meadows, Cecil Fielder, Micheal Jordan, and Oscar the grouch

My Blog

I always knew i had a problem, but..

...I never realized that it was this bad.  For those of you who aren't skilled in telepathy and therefore don't know what's going on, I just made the painful realization that i have ABSOLUTELY NO...
Posted by Jazzbox on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 07:06:00 PST

David Penroses birthday gift to me

Well, he told me that he ordered a movie online for me and that it would arrive shortly so he had nothing to hand to me right then.  However, during a conversation later on that night he gav...
Posted by Jazzbox on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:01:00 PST

This might be kind of crass, but...

has your crap ever smelt EXACTLY like the meal you ate prior to the bowel movement?  I guess i gotta start chewing better or something.
Posted by Jazzbox on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:42:00 PST

That Early-'90s Show! (updated 6/08)

An ongoing dialogue i've had with david penrose over the last couple of weeks is the concept of things being "soooo 90s!"  This blog is a growing list of things that can be used in this sent...
Posted by Jazzbox on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

Weird state of nothingness

I woke up a little bit ago, and I'm feeling this indefinable nothingness.  It's not really a bad feeling, and i wouldn't toss it in to the good bag.  Anywho, I'm just gonna improv ...
Posted by Jazzbox on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:01:00 PST

Our video skits

Here's a link to the skits that we have up on our youtube profile:http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=JamesWort hyFan...
Posted by Jazzbox on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:57:00 PST

I'm not proud of myself...

I feel that I need to share this with the online blogging community.  I'm not proud of myself, and this is not easy for me to admit, so please try to be understanding.  Ok, here goes.  ...
Posted by Jazzbox on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST

"Anthony-Quote" of the year

Not more than 5 minutes ago, while drinking a couple of Pabsts, Anthony shared his feelings with me regarding Aerosmith:"I don't really like Steven Tyler, but Aerosmith were actually pretty ...
Posted by Jazzbox on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:43:00 PST

"United 93"

[head shakes while tilted downward.  Hand is subsequently resting on forehead.] The only thing i can say about "United 93" is:Finally, theres something to top "Titanic."
Posted by Jazzbox on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:55:00 PST

"Lurkers," private profiles, and myspace politics

So, I was recently informed about the term "lurkers," in regards to myspace. The term "Lurkers,"  which carries negative connotations, is used to describe people who go look o...
Posted by Jazzbox on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 04:28:00 PST