andypants

i love to laugh. my laugh can vary from hyena like to a sticatto witch's howl to giggles. either way it can be loud and obnoxious. i curse like a sailor and have no problem with it. i interrupt like nobody's business. i can talk your ears off if you let me. i've got a lead foot. i'm tempremental on a daily basis. i sometimes hold grudges. when life hands me a lemon, i wash it down with tequilla. just when you least expect it, i bust out a song, off key of course. i'm a chronic drunk dialer and a karaoke bar's worst nightmare. the few friends i have, i'd fight to the death for and donate a kidney in a heartbeat if necessary. i wear my heart on my sleeve, which is probably why it gets beaten up so much. you can call me crazy and i'll let you call me a bitch. but if you use the two consecutively, we'll have problems. take me or leave me but if you're going to judge me, you better judge all of me.