Ashlea

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Hi, my name is Ashlea. I am a whore, so I have many wives.The fantabulous HELEN is my clinical partner, so she is my medic wife after she proposed to me in a lecture theatre. We're considering a civil partnership to get more student loan.The magnificent specimen of a man that is KEVIN is another one of my wives. Its more a marriage of convenience really, as we're both dirty homos.I think BELINDA was my first wife. However, this is highly disputed, as I apparently used the ring BELINDA gave me to marry SARAH . Its all a bit complicated this polygamy business, y'know.Once upon a time, I was married to a chav named SAMMY . However, she was a Man U fan, so I divorced her.The super duper JENNIE is another wife. I like to call her Jennifer in my head. It makes me smile. We're getting married in September when we move in to the same house. I'm really only marrying her for her vagina pineapple.One of my latest additions to my harem of beautiful wives, is the magnificent MAGS . This is because she calls me Gashlea and threatens to beat up the bastards that broke into my house and nicked my laptop. She also thinks that Judo involves chops and kicks. She will learn *evil laugh*Other wives I have are CHARLIE and LAURA M , simply because they are ace.I generally walk around wearing my new University Judo Club hoodie, cuz I'm 'ard, innit. It's also usually not washed. This is cuz I'm dirty, innit.I have a penchant for facial hair. I don't know why. Its just fun.This picture pretty much sums me up... See, isn't that just great? It was made by the lovely CHARLIE who is very COOL, and I'd like to take the opportunity to thank her for the above AMAZING picture, cuz she's ace. And shes making me. This is how I dance. I am very sexy when I dance.Unfortunately, not everyone seems to appreciate this.(Thanks again to CHARLIE for nicking the thrusting man off someone elses myspazz so I could nick it off her.)