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MySpace LayoutsHere's the news: I'm from the happiest place on Earth. Jersey, of course. I live in Virginia Beach. Well, that's not true. I own a house there, but temporarily live in Florida. Been in the Navy for about 7 years. Just sold my soul again for another 6! Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah, blah blah-blah blahblah. My life has changed quite a bit over the last year. I am newly single after being married for almost 5 years. It's a real shame things don't work out sometimes. Life is full of lessons. What you learn from those lessons is what's going to make you a better person. If you learn nothing, than you cannot grow. I've definately learned a lot from being married. If you love someone, and I mean truly love them, tell them every chance you get. If you're not feeling them, tell them that as well. It's what never gets said which can destroy a relationship. If you cherish something, show it. Treat it like everyday is the last day you'll experience it. And if you appreciate someone, make sure they know it. Ok, enough of the Dr. Phil crap. I plan on moving back to the Promiseland someday. Most people I know from Jersey can’t wait to get out. They just don’t know how good they’ve got it. I’m the proud father of two beautiful children as you can see from the photos. They are my world and they drive me crazy. I wouldn’t want it any other way. I love coffee. It's the lifeblood which drives our dreams and I drink a lot of it. I procrastinate way too much for my own good. I've gained 17 pounds in 3 months.I feel unheathier everyday. I'm a big Vince Vaughn fan (see movies). I’m into all kinds of music except for country and most hip-hop/rap, whatever you want to call it. I'm still acquiring a taste for wine. Anybody who knows me knows I'm all about Capn' and Coke. Love that shit. Little pre-game at the house, whatever. When you surround yourself with good friends, things are always alright. I remove hair from my eyebrows with tweazers. I try to use my periphreal vision at all times. I own an iPod. I still listen to cassette tapes. 70% of the time, I'm a pessimist everytime. I trust too much. I'm quite tolerant of certain people, or certain types of people I should say. I've got a slight case of O.C.D. I want to drop in on the vert ramp @ Mt. Trashmore. I’m a packrat. If you wanna contact me, please call. I'm getting sick of text messages. If you see me somewhere, say hi if I don't say it first. (i might not recognize you) I hate when people you know pretend like they don't see you just to avoid a conversation. DSL sucks my left nut. I like the way my fingers smell after I rub them behind my earlobe or in my bellybutton. Maybe that's too gross for Myspace. Oh well. Sorry. This is supposed to be about me, isn't it? Well, the rest of this would just be useless bits of random info, so I will say no more.************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********************************************************* $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$D ance Dance
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Music:

alphabetically? sure: 311,a tribe called quest,all american rejects,angels and airwaves,armand van helden,avenged sevenfold,bad boy bill,the beastie boys,blink 182,brand new,carl cox,cj bolland,cypress hill,dmb,dinosaur jr.,faith no more,fishbone,frankie bones,the fugees,the ganja kru,gnarls barkley,green day,guns'n'roses,jay-z,jet,kanye west,keoki,the killers,living colour,long beach dub allstars,long beach shortbus,motley crue,MxPx,my chemical romance,NOFX,nostrum,Ok go,paul oakenfold,pearl jam,poison,the postal service,the ramones,rancid,RHCP,run-DMC,the shins,shiny toy guns,the smashing pumpkins,the strokes,sublime,taking back sunday,van halen,weezer I'm sure there's a ton more than that too.

Movies:

Anything with DeNiro. There's a lot that aren't listed here. Vince Vaughn makes me laugh so hard, I double over in pain. I definitely recommend checking out his early stuff like Swingers. I don't really see any new movies, I usually catch them when they come out @ Blockbuster. But here's a few: Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Television:

The kids have free reign over the T.V. when they're here. But in the meanwhile it's MTV and others of the same and this stuff right here: ..

Books:

I don't read much for pleasure. Actually, never is a more fitting word. If I am reading, it's to learn something or because I have to. Here are some of my favorites from when I was a little kid.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Heroes:

Anyone who's made it through a divorce without losing their minds or killing their ex.

My Blog

Lessons learned

 As I've Matured...    I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do isstalk them and hope they panic and give in... I've learned that one good turn gets...
Posted by Fatty MacButterpants 6000 on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:43:00 PST

Got emotional maturity?

Not too long ago, (I really have no idea when) a study was conducted on some children to learn about the relationship between their behavior and their emotions. Several children were placed in a room ...
Posted by Fatty MacButterpants 6000 on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST

When James goes mad....

So, here's the situation. I set my friend James up with a fake Myspace profile the other day. Just a joke. He hates Myspace, so that's why I did it. I ended up deleting it after about 12 hours cause h...
Posted by Fatty MacButterpants 6000 on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:58:00 PST

The Darwin Awards

In case you haven't received them yet, here are this year's Darwin Awards -- the annual honor given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinaril...
Posted by Fatty MacButterpants 6000 on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:59:00 PST

Blurbs by Stephen Wright

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82...
Posted by Fatty MacButterpants 6000 on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:29:00 PST

56 reasons why I LOVE THE NAVY!!!

Yesterday sucked, today sucked, tomorrow is going to suck, and this seems to be a pretty solid forecast for the rest of my enlistment. Spending 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year training...
Posted by Fatty MacButterpants 6000 on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:38:00 PST

A funny thing happened to me on my way to the cashier...

I'm almost 28 years old. I haven't worn a diaper in probably about 25 or 26 years. To my extreme dissappointment, however, there have been several occasions in recent years which have made me reconsid...
Posted by Fatty MacButterpants 6000 on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 04:56:00 PST

Read on....

Ha! Tricked you. No blog here! Just some crazy guy writing nothing before he goes to sleep. Stay tuned though, I'll be posting some shit this weekend hopefully. I never really got into the blog thing,...
Posted by Fatty MacButterpants 6000 on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:49:00 PST