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Chris

I'm a ho magnet.

About Me

You already know if you need to.

My Interests

69, alcohol, algorithms, aliens, altoids, anal, anne rice, autumn, beer, being naked, castlevania, christopher walken, cigarettes, cky, coding, computer science, computers, cuddling, cunnilingus, darkness, drinking, driving, everquest, fall, female body, fender, final fantasy,gamecube, gaming, gba, ghost hunting, ghosts, gibson, guitar, horror movies, jack black, jazz, jenna jameson, kama sutra, kinky sex, kissing, kyle gass, lan parties, les pauls, licking, lips, logic, long drives, love, making love, making out, marlboro reds, marshall, massages, masturbation, metroid, mountain dew, movies, music, nes, nintendo, nudity, oral sex, orgasms, paranormal, passion, playstation 2, pleasure by giving, porn, pornography, programming, ps2, rain, romance, rpgs, sarcasm, sex, ska, skanking, sleep, sleeping, sleeping in, smoking, snes, starwars, squaresoft, star ocean, thundercats, vampires, video games, werewolves, wolves, xbox, zelda

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who has never heard of myspace.

Music:

bad religion, ben folds, cky, cowboy mouth, harvey danger, matchbook romance, mindless self indulgence, outkast, razbari sumthing, red hot chili peppers, reel big fish, sublime, suspension of graces, tenacious d, the ataris, the beautiful mistake, the toasters

Movies:

a clockwork orange, a nightmare on elm street, american history x, army of darkness, death to smoochy, fear and loathing in las vegas, friday the 13th, from dusk till dawn, full metal jacket, interview with the vampire, john carpenter's vampires, lock stock and two smoking barrels, lord of the rings, office space, sin city, snatch, the 40 year old virgin, the big lebowski, v for vendetta, wedding crashers

Television:

i honestly hate tv.. but i do watch: the discovery science channel, the history channel, and the greatest show ever to air on television - nip/tuck

Books:

i am wicked lame and my library consists of 99% computer related books so excluding that and in no perticular order: the vampire lestat, memnoch the devil, servent of the bones, catcher in the rye, she's come undone, peyton place. and even more oldschool lame classic novels than i care to mention.. lol.. damn my mother's book collections to hell...

Heroes:

george benson, barney kessel, pat martino, joe pass, pat metheny, etc.