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Chris

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About Me

Well, this should be interesting. I'm a bit of a smart ass, wise ass, dumb ass, hard ass. Witty and clever, yet naive. Cocky, but not conceded. A self proclaimed comedian. Love the one liners. Love to make people laugh, but hate too much attention. Love to have the last word. A prick, an asshole, a gentleman. Curtious, polite and rude. Judgemental, but a poor judge of character. Forgiving. If you piss me off, chances are you'll hear about it. But I will get over it. I have been described as "rough around the edges", you know who you are!! A lover, a fighter, a romantic. My friends are my friends, only because they can put up with me and my shit, and I am grateful for that. I have a beautiful wife, and three kids that drive me absolutly insane!! We live on a 5.5 acre spread in Chelsea, in which we share with our two dogs, 3 cats, 4 chickens, tropical fish, and a Albino Leopard Gecko. We also have a 1/4 acre pond for some prime summertime fishin'

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My Interests

Almost anything with an engine or a motor. Hunting and fishing, or just being outdoors. Yep, a bit of a redneck, but not white trash! Music, music, music. Listening to, and/or playing music. Science and technology.I like to brew beer and drink beer. Repeat. I like to eat what I kill. Get on my bad side and it may end up being you. Just about anything I can do with my hands, (Helloooo Ladies! Sorry Honey, hehe.)

I'd like to meet:

Fuck That! Who wants to meet me??!! Hahaha....

Music:

Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, with a few odds and ends mixed in. Anthrax, Megadeth, Maiden, StaticX, Zeppelin, S.O.A.D., Avenged Sevenfold, Killswitch Engage, Hendrix, Ratt, Tesla, old Def Leppard, Kid Rock, Eminem, Johnny Cash, Dwight Yoakam, Allison Krause....to many to list really.

Movies:

Baseketball, Blazing Saddles, Clerks, Mallrats, Back to the Future, Team America World Police, Slingblade, Anything Clint Eastwood, Almost Anything Nicolos Cage, Harold and Kuhmar GTWC, Orgazmo, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Beerfest, Pick of Destiny....

Television:

Seinfeld, Earl, Jeopardy, Heros, That 70's Show, CSI, Unit and Criminal Minds. Dont watch to much TV. Although I would watch the Discovery ch and the Learning ch, but Im just a polock in the woods and cant get that there cable or satellite stuff.

Books:

Huh? Well maybe. But only the ones with pictures.

Heroes:

"All my Hero's are dead and gone."