I'd like to meet:
God,satan,the dali lama,vanessa del rio,waldo,jerk jackman,
dr butcher,the entire cast of deep throat,the entire cast of debbie does dallas,a good therapist,lu lu,any extraterrestrial life forms..the friendly persuasion,annabella lwin,see more butts,ron jeremy,borat,
ali g..both at the same time,rob zombie,john waters,mr clean,mrs dash,madam x,"the other woman",john leslie,hr puffenstuff,keith partridge,the flintstones,the jetsons, the smiths, the joneses,your mother,your mother's mother,a
nympho-nurse,a "monogamous" stripper who is also a nympho,
an extraterestrial "monogamous" pornstar/stripper who once again is a nympho,michael myers,jason voorhees,father merrin,feddy kruger(and the 1000 maniacs who impregnated his mother),leatherface,linda lovelace,kira kenner,the person who invented pez,basquiat,jimi hendrix,alberteinstein,albert's alter ego...albert ein-steen,the dead kennedys,bruce lee,richard quitevis,paul polidoro,any woman
by the name..jezebel,who is a nympho,socrates,plato, aristotle, in any order,the easter bunny,tooth fairy,okay...santa,the great pumpkin,underdog,john doe,jane doe,dick hertz,ben dover,phil mypockets,ivanna tinkle,amanda hugginkiss,hugh jasse,mike hunt,the jerky boys,all the "westend" girls,the cast of girls gone wild,the doctor who told me i needed to see a doctor,the butler who"did it", herschel gordon lewis,pam grier,huggy bear,sum yung girl,joey,marky,dee dee ramone,screamin jay hawkins,mikey wild and the mess,herbie the luvbug,vito corleone,antny"two times",joey "baggadonutz"',paulie walnuts,fisher price,the fisher king,milton bradley,the cryptkeeper,reagen mcneil,jennifer and meg tilley,the aquateen hunger force,the little boy with the thorn in his side,the boy who cried wolf,3rd base,the outfield,the bleechers,thomas dolby,vince clarke,kraftwerk,depeche mode,lady chatterly and her lovers,the person responsible for uttering the first "curse" words,the michellin man,the omega man,the incredible melting man,the wicker man,the rubberband man,the iron man,the ladies man,the damn man's lady,the"man" responsible for all of this,jimmy page,hare rama krishna,sam hill,fred g period sanford,bruce lee's brother...UG, The ever so talented writing staff of "screw" magazine,larry flynt,the"jizz" moppers of your friendly neighborhood local peep shows, willie wonka..and the oompa-loompas,doctors...who,what,when,and why, the red headed stepchild,the lizard king,the spider woman,the 5th element,the goddess of love,the king of pain,the king of matresses,the good witch of the east,the wicked witch of the west, the"one that got away", the people who think out loud and are labelled as paranoid delusional schizophrenics who talk to themselves, people who talk to themselves, the"way-outs", the girl interrupted,the people under the stairs,the sleestacks,the wanderers, the warriors, the turnbill a.c.'s, the orphans, the riffs...yyeah right!!! the rogues...remember!! squeaky from,
puss and boots, alain jourgenson, mauriscz pudjonowski, zadrunas zavickas, professor booty, mike schwartz, mca, mike d., "mother" and "father" fucker,the good humor guy who drives your neighborhood ice cream truck with the pornographic pictures all over the truck's interior, mr softee,all the people who said "it couldnt be done",all the people who done it,all the people who "did it and ran",all the people who contemplated suicide,all the people who encountered near death experiences,all the people who saw god on t.v.,all the people who saw god in their breakfast bowls,all the people who saw god in their toilet bowls,all the people who were abducted by aliens,all the people who had wicked mad sex with aliens,all the people who had wicked mad sex,victor frankenstein,frankenstein's so called "monster",mary shelley,brahm stoker,the man with one shoe,all families who were "inbred",the mommas,pappas,sistas,brothas,cousins,aunts,and uncles of people who were "inbred",the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow,the leprechauns (and elves),who are on your lawn,all the people who actually did have sex with furniture,people who actually do masturbate with sandpaper,people who do actually masturbate with "cheesegrinders",people who clap with one hand,a whole auditorium of people who actually clap with one hand,all the talented lounge lizards,all the amateur pornstars,all the "up and coming",pornstars,all the "where are they now" pornstars,all the presidents men,all the men who tried to put humpty dumpty back together again,all the pink elephants,all the "misfit" toys, all the fresh horses,all the kings men,all the people who still press the buttons on the elevator to get to their floor a thousand times while the button is already lit,all the people who press ALL the buttons on an elevator,all the people who were stuck in an elevator,all the people who had sex in an elevator,all the girls who adore small penises..HEY NOW..I AM JUST SAYING HERE..LIKE U KNOW..IT SEEMS A LOT OF GIRLS ARE ALWAYS LIKING THE BIGGER PENISES,WOULDNT IT BE NICE TO MEET SOME GIRLS WHO SAY OR PREFER SMALL...OH, U KNOW ...UR NOT IMPLYING...OH SHUT UPPPPPP!!!,all the girls who adore men who live with their parents,SHUT UP..I HAVE MY OWN RESIDENCE...BUT VISIT OFTEN TO THE MOMS!!!,all the girls who love experiments gone completely wrong,all the girls who love experiments,all the people who snore violently,all the one drink drunks,all those talented lounge lizards,all those people who wear their underwear brown stain in back yellow stain in front,all those people who wear their underwear brown stain in front,yellow stain in back,all the lipstick lesbians,all the one trick hoes,a monogamous "ho",all the office sluts,all the people who gave at the office, all the people who continue to "give" at the office,all the people who give a fuck, all the people who dont give a fuck,all the people who give a good fuck,all the people who snort when they laugh,all the people who can drink milk through their nostrils,all the ladies who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose,all the ladies who can suck the chrome off a tracter trailer,all the people who pee in public pools and private pools,all the people who have anal leakage,all the people who hiccup hysterically about large bouts of laughter,all the wonderful goth girls,all the mistresses and dominatrices of the world,all the women who were mentally undressed,all the women who like to easily undress,all people with extraordinary telekinetic powers,all the people who have psychoses,all the "psychoses" people get to talk to,all the "voices" inside people's heads,all the parents of pornstars,all the hoes who dont have and dont need pimps,all the idiot savants,all the idiots who consider them to be idiots, all the idiots who consider them to be savants,all the people considered idiots period,all the people who were ever called "pantywastes",ben gay,gay ben,all the people who are full of shit,all the phone sex bitches who get you to wack off over the phone and then put your mother ..wards,all the "despero"sexuals such as i,all the peeps who repair blowup dolls..my warranty has expired on mine,tia carrera,gina carrera,ebony ayes,leatha weapons,bridgette monet,cash markman,jock wesley,lexington steele,al "schlongadoro" my long lost grampop who seriously would give good ol lex a serious run for the money..no lie
kiddies! little red riding hood,little red's alter ego...or should i say DOPPELGANGA.."little red riding HO",genie pepper,tia bella,sativa rose,nautica,sigmund freud,dr. freudstein,a real genie in a bottle,nikita denise,lisa deleeuw,john leslie,seka,john holmes,suzy superstar,miss jones..and the devil in her,the woman responsible for the very first "blowjob"..i believe her name was "OG" or something,the person who first coined the phrase.."blowjob",nina hartley,nina deponca,all the suicide girls,all the razordolls,all the broken dolls, all the valley of the dolls,the master of puppets,the master "bator",the manufacturers of the "masturbator 3000",
the inventors of electroshock therapy,the peeps who are responsible for the first lobotomy,all the "viagara" people..now senior citizens can really fuck themselves to death!! the lochness monster,big foot..dammit! gumby and pokey,the buggaloos, the fuckin bannana splits,chumley,grape ape,tom and muthafuckin jerry,spiderwoman...that poor bitch never gets any props!! ALL THE PEEPS WHO THROW LAVISH TEA PARTIES FOR AT LEAST 20 DIAGNOSED "PSYCHOSES",ALL THE PEEPS WHO DISPLAY AT LEAST 5 SEPARATE PERSONALITIES,ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE NON COMPLIANT TO MEDICATION,ALL PEOPLE WHO CALL THEMSELVES THE FRIENDLY VERSION OF THE ANTICHRIST,ALL PEOPLE WHO CALL THEMSELVES THE FIENDISH VERSION OF THE ANTICHRIST,ALL PEOPLE WHO CALL THEMSELVES A CAB,ALL PEEPS WHO WEAR ONE BROWN SOCK AND THE OTHER BLUE,ALL PEEPL HOO KANT SPEL,ALL PEOPLE WHO HAVE INTIMATE,INTELLIGENT CONVERSATIONS WITH SHOWROOM DISPLAY MANNEQUINS,ALL WOMEN WHO HAVE UNCONTROLLABLE URGES TO GIVE LAP DANCES TO LAWN ORNAMENTS,ALL THE BAY CITY ROLLERS,THE MAYTAG MAN,THE ARCHIES,THE OSMONDS,ALL THE OSMOND'S MOTHERS,THE PIPS,THE RAMONES,MR.ACOVANO,ALL THE HOT "FRENCH" TEACHERS,ALL THE HOT "SPANISH" TEACHERS,THE CAST OF SCARED STRAIGHT,ALL ROLLER DERBY BABES PAST PRESENT,AND FUTURE,ALL "DESPARADOS",ALL "RENEGADES",ALL NATIVE ANERICANS..SIOUX,APACHE,LENAPE,IROQOUIS,CHEROKEE,ALGONKQUIN,
MOHAWK,BLACKFOOT,SHENENDOAH,MAYAN,AZTEC,INCA,HOPI,ALL CHRISTIAN ZOMBIE VAMPIRES,ALL THE PLEASURE SEEKERS,ALL THOSE WHO SLEEP ON RUSTED LAWNFURNITURE,ALL THOSE WHO COMB THEIR HAIR..IN REVERSE,A SCHIZOPHRENIC NUCLEAR PHYSICIST,ALL THE PEEPS WHO REALLY FUCKIN HATE THIS "DIRTY DIRTY DOWN SOUTH" SHIT THAT IS BEIN PASSED OFF AS "HIP HOP",ALL THESE PEEPS WHO ARE TOTALLY FUCKIN FED UP WITH THIS SHIT TRYIN TO PASS OFF AS HIP HOP!!,ALL THE PEEPS REALLY REAALLLYY FUCKIN PISSED OFF AT WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE CLUB,RAVE, AND PARTY SCENE AND WITH THIS FUCKIN CANCER CALLED BULLSHIT CORPORATE RADIO!!,ALL THOSE PEEPS FED THE FUCK UP WITH DJ'S USIN THEIR FUCKIN COMPUTERS OR FUCCKKKIN CD'S AND TOTALLY DISRESPECTIN AND NEGLECTIN THE TURTABLE!!! ALL THOSE STUPID FUCKIN CLUB AND LOUNGE OWNERS AND THE FUCKIN PUPPET DJ'S WHO KISS THEIR ASSES WHO LOOK AT U LIKE U GOT TEN FUCKIN HEADS WHEN YOU BRING FUCKIN "VINYL" TO DO YOUR THING WITH!!,the guy that comes to your house with that tacky,asbestos laden,"popcorn" spackle shit to decorate your walls with..yes with sparkles too! the people who invented spackle,the person who came up with the name "spackle",all people who actually masturbate in "reverse",the nina,pinta, and santamaria,all dj's who still believe in vinyl,dr. seuss, dr. feelgood, dr.zhivago,all THEIR doctor's doctors,bobby delia,all the armies of the walking dead..you know who the hell u are bitches!! bela lugosi,lon chaney,hannibal lecter,all the hopeless romantics,all the "undesirables"'all the "desirables", all the untouchables, all the "touchables",all the "touched",all those wanting to be "touched",all those done with bein touched,herbie the elf who wanted to be a dentist,all the "friendly neighborhood dentists named dr. plierson",all the shit shovelers,all the shit kickers,sid vicious,iggy pop, the stooges the band and the stooges..larry,moe and curly..and shemp.but hell no curly joe!! johnny rotten lydon,al the people who piss themselves after laughing hysterically,the blair witch,the boogeyman,the tall man ,angus scrimm from that movie.."phantasm",rick james...bitches!!,barry white,teena marie,jo jo giorgiani,steve rubell,all the owners of those"amusement ride" trucks,all the skaters of love park,all the retired "disco" roller skaters,lola from copacabana,the solid gold dancers,the difranco family,"stoney" curtis,"ann margrock",mr. slate,jimmy "darerock",joe rockhead,barney rubble,an alien gynocologist,a zombie gynocologist,lucio fulci,george romero,wes craven,dario argento,asia argento,jack dangers,dj gregg wrench,denny terrio,charo,the flying wallendas,the skipper,gilligan,the professor,the movie star,the millionaire,the person who can tell me how to be one,the millionaire's wife,the millionaire's mother,the many "illegitimate" children claiming to be the millionaire's real biological children,mary ann..almost thought i forgot didn't you..ha!!,rudy huxtable...does she do porn now also??,midori,dominique,selena steele,all the porn set "fluffers",the mayans,incas,aztecs,phoenicians,ancient egyptians,druids,greeks,romans,vandals,celts,visigoths,sayan
s,mongolians,spartans,vampires,lycanthropes...werewolves..yo
u silly little freak!!,all shapeshifters,all people constantly pulling "wedgies" out of their asscrackes,all girls who "floss" with their underwear,all people with "innies",all people with "outies",all wolves in sheep's clothing,all the trans sexuals who advertise in the "back" of your local dishrag newspaper for "services of the flesh",all freaks who advertise in the "back" of your local dishrag newspaper,the energizer bunny,all the peple with frequent nosebleeds,all the "premature ejaculators"..who sure cum quickly...but cum correct,all the chronic masturbators,all the people thay have been lied to half of their lives and the other half live with lies,all the people whose underwear sticks to the wall after you throw it there,all the people who "hate" everybody equally,all the avon ladies,mary kay,mary poppins,mary mary...why u buggin?,mary magdalene,all the women who shave and love to be shaved "down thurr",all the people who actually chipped their teeth on vibrators,all the people who believe in foreplay,all the chix who love "fore" skin,all the authors of the kamasutura,drs.dre,ruth,and kinsey,all of our fine manufacturers of dildos and sex toys,male pornstars who suffer from severe premature ejaculation,truman capote,andy warhol, all the cenobite love goddesses,brianna banks,all the people who are fed up,all the people who are hard up,all the people who were felt up,all the blow up dolls that need "blowin up",all the blow up dolls that need some lovin,all the "misfit" blow up dolls,all your mothers..and more importantly...your father's "misfit" blow up dolls, all the people who "suck",
all the people who "rock", all the lonely people who are really just "alone" MAKE ME BAD..ASHLEY..CUZ SHE REALLY
MAKES ME GLAD..AND FEEL REALLY GOOD...MS MADAME YUMMI..TIFFANY!! MARIKO,MARIKO,MARIKO,MARIKO,MARIKO,MARIKO,MARIKO,MMMAAARRRII
IKKKKOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TAI CHI YOGA...SUT NAM GODDESS,LOVE WARRIOR,DARK ANGEL MOST HIGH..MARIKO,MARIKO MARIKOOOO!!!!!!!MAMAKITTEN..MONIQUE,DARK ANGEL OF THE SKIES!!!..ENCHANTING DARK WITCH OF THE WAt not!! FELINE FEMME FATALE MAMMAKITTEN...MAMMAKITTEN!! ONCE BITTENANDSMITTEN!! NOW WHAT???
ANYONE READING THIS!!!!
