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Jack

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About Me


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Myspace BackgroundsI'm an Englishman living in Scotland. That doesn't make me Scottish any more than living in a stable would make me a horse. I'm mostly loyal, friendly, wise and patient. Scared of spiders, ghosts, heights, vampires and dinosaurs. And women sometimes too - them buggers are REAL scary blokes. I like to cook things - food mostly. I like romance, I like being a romantic fool. I like drinking beer and being a little bit drunk, just enough to loosen off a bit and y'know, mebbe dance on tables a little bit.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Batman. The real one. And I'd most definitely NOT want to meet an Alien, y'know, like off of the Alien films? Give me nightmares them buggers does, even after all these years.

Sexy Stormtrooper A Star Wars fanboy fantasy.

My Blog

don’t expect great things

"Didn't you get upset when you were a kid and your parents argued?""No"."Why?""what do you fucking mean, why? because I fucking didn't!"   "Do you like beef?""no""why not?""Because I don't!" Ther...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:47:00 GMT

Arsebelly

It was Friday night and Jack had been drinking Glenlivet 18 year old.Having drunk half the bottle Jack found himself having a huge dose of the munchies so he staggered his way to the kitchen to prepar...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:24:00 GMT

Killing Time

It's morgue-like at work. There's just about fuck all to do and there's absolutely fuck all motivation to do it. I spent the best part of the day doing archery on cardboard boxes. One of the headsheds...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:38:00 GMT

Vidz0rz wtf??

And now videos don't seem to be working. GodDammit but I hate technology. If you can tell me how to get the vids to work, then please for the love of your Gods and mine, let me know.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:18:00 GMT

Bugger

Work is closing down. The gaffer was up from East Kilbride yesterday and hit us with the good news:"Tempest isn't making me enough money so I have to close it down."So that was it, 3 good blokes losi...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 18:28:00 GMT

TE5T

Testing.Is this thing working?It is, it bloody is! Look, you can see the little thing moving....... Quick, think of 5omething to 5ay......BE INTERE5TING!! Whoaaa there 5parky, whenever I pre55 the "5"...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:19:00 GMT