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About Me

JORDACHE3306 = AIM
Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood.Hi! I'm Jordan.... I'm from New Bedford, MA.I was in the Army... (91x =Mental Health Specialist), but, then I quit....BUT, then I realized that was a silly thing to do...
so I went bacckk
I'm now a 21W (Carpentry & Masonry Specialist).
I'm Italian and Irish, and I often wish I had an accent..I'm pretty shy, but rediculously open.If you know me I'm a goof... If you don't I probably come off as a bitch .I absolutely refuse to lie, which is a good thing because I'm completely horrible at it... And on that note, I HATE Liars... hate.. HATE. I'd really rather you say something god-awful to me than lie to make me feel better. ;cough; ok.. moving on.I love horses and big trucks...Coffee and Dr. Pepper,Orange flowers and kisses on the forehead make me melt..I love little kids watches, and holding hands.I want to move to Alaska because it's BEAUTIFUL.I ONLY listen to Jack Johnson when I'm home.I'm probably the klutzy-est person you'll ever meet...I'm extreamly optimistic, and I amuse myself more than you ever could.Piercings and tattoos make me smile, whether on me or someone else, and I hate the government for limiting my choices.I work way too much, and stay out way too late.I love the Army, which is wierd because I'm probably one of the girliest people I know.I love Giraffes and I love Snickers Candy Bars. I can NEVER stand still.When I eat, I binge, and I cant eat one thing for more than a few bites before I get sick of it, I love Variety.90% of the time I have too much pride, and wont admit when I need help.I pout more than you ever could and making silly noises is bad habbit. I want the world, but I'll settle for a million shoes.Ive wasted half my life wishing I was prettier.I have a good head on my shoulders, but I tend to only see the good side of people.I'll do anything in the world to make someone smile, and if you wrong me I'll always forgive you- but I'll remember it forever.

As i walk away
I look over my shoulder
To see what i'm leaving behind
Pieces of puzzles
And wishes on eyelashes fade...
How do i show all the love
Inside my heart?
Well this is all new
And i'm feeling my way through the dark
And i used to talk
With honest conviction
Of how i predicted my word
I'm gonna leave it to star gazers
Tell me what your telescope says
Oh what is in store for me now?
I know that it's true
Cause i'm feeling my way through the dark
Try to find a light on somewhere
I'm finding i'm falling in love with the dark
For my troubles are few
As i'm feeling my way through the dark
♥

IN THE PROCESS OF FINDING LOVE,

DON'T LOSE YOURSELF.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them too, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
You never truly love a person until the mere thought of hurting that loved one is enough to break your own heart.
Koss, Meredith, Coelho, Daniels... Stay safe guys. I don't do it for money, there's still bills that I can't pay
I don't do it for the glory, I just do it anyway
Providing for our future's my responsibility
Yeah, I'm real good under pressure, being all that I can be
And I can't call in sick on Mondays
When the weekend's been too strong
I just work straight through the holidays
And sometimes all night long
You can bet that I stand ready
When the wolf growls at the door
Hey, I'm solid, hey I'm steady
Hey, I'm true down to the core
And I will always do my duty, no matter what the price
I've counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice
Oh, and I don't want to die for you
But if dyin's asked of me
I'll bear that cross with an honor
Cause freedom don't come free
I'm an american soldier, an american
Beside my brothers and my sisters
I will proudly take a stand
When liberty's in jeopardy, I will always do what's right
I'm out here on the frontlines, sleep in peace tonight

My Interests

"She's a good girl,
Loves her mama
Loves Jesus
And America too
She's a good girl,
Crazy 'bout Elvis
Loves horses
And her boyfriend too"

Kevviinn I got used to you whispering things to me into the evening,
We followed the sun and its colors && left this world,
It seems to me, that I'm definitely hearing the best that I've heard.
So throw me a rope to hold me in place,
'Cuz everything's easier when you're beside me.
♥LifeLuvFriends.

Mel and Me.. Packing our stuff the night before Graduation : )
Spc. Pierce... (he might kill me for this..) Getting his gear ready for me to play dress-up in his DCU's.

Tiimmmmmm again, my battllleee.

Say it with me, HOOAAH. Ok. dont.

You know, I owe a lot to this trouble maker... He got me through.

I LOVE my truck; Although she's scratched right now.... shes getting fixed real soon :)

I'm WIKID attractive.
I miss you.
We Break into MacTrucks.
I
I Miss that too.
GeekFace.
I miss Kmart

Jameson. Gas Mask. Priceless.
My poor cat got shot the heck up.

LoserFace.

I love my Battles. A few of the best people in life.

Hula Hoops are comming back.
Messy Vodka Smoothies
Stolen Elf hat from KMART : )
Stolen Construction cone, why? because Ive always wanted one.. :-/

I'd like to meet:

There's a woman inside of all of us
Who never quite seems to get enough
Trying to play by the rules is rough
Well, sooner or later something's gonna erupt
There's some women out there who talk and stare
Who never seem to let down their hair
Like to pass judgement, but they're just scared
And don't know what they're missing,
So they better beware
Don't tell me to behave
'Cause I'll never play that game
Don't tell me what to do
'Cause I'll never be uptight like you
Don't look at me that way
'Cause I ain't never gonna change
And if you're talking about my life
You're only wasting your own time
Y
"Church Day" at Basic Training
Polito, Nic, Painter, Me!
And the caption should say "F*%#&n' Loserface."
(^^No makeup.. No shower.. No problem^^)You're guna find yourself..
Somewhere.. Somehow...

♥LifeLuvFriends.

I love them. Me, Derek, Melissa, Erika, Joes hair?
First, I seduce them and feed them broccoli.
Fatty.
I really don't even like raw broccoli, nor do I remember making out with it.
Erika gets molested, and I molest myself.
sleepy photo shoot.
Mini Derek and me. Beruit.
Refer to above.
Scary.

You know that I would now,

If only I could.

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Music:

Said, the battle's almost won

And we're only several miles from the sun

I love Serj.Music? Everything from Rock to Country;Tom Petty, Alan Jackson, Jimmy Eat World, Marcys Playground, Tim Mcgraw, Gary Jules, Simple Plan, All American Rejects, Ks Choice, George Strait, Pink Floyd, Alanis, Sheryl Crow, Franz Ferdinand, System of a down, Yellowcard, Hellogoodbye, Brad Paisley, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Velvet Revolver, AAR, RHCP, Sound Garden, Sashing Pumpkins, Five for Fighting, Green Day, Modest Mouse, Maroon 5, Queen, Hj, Cake, Rupee, The Verve, Bon Jovi, Led Zepplin, Pearl Jam, The Killers, Sublime, The Strokes, The Donnas, Modest Mouse, The Postal Service, Switchfoot, The verve, Incubus, system of a down, disturbed, boy kicks girl, Home grown, Rascal flatts, SOTY, TBS, Dashboard, Keith Urban
Brian & Kim; I work with a bunch of goofballs.
JEN GARGLES!
Be skerd...
I love us. I really Do.
I have way too much fun at work...
Kimmmmmmmah

Movies:

Mmm I heart Horror movies even though I didn't sleep alone for a year after I watched Stephen king's "IT" when I was five but other than that: American Beauty Untamed Heart Fight Club Nightmare Before Christmas Benny and June Edward Scissor hands War movies Old Classics FBI and Forensic type movies (everything)

Television:

I

BFF's for LIFE YO. lmao.

Books:

I read a lot of books.

Heroes:

My Miss Danielle. My cupcake. My love. R.I.P my darling.

My Blog

shrug

Pisces: We may not be very lighthearted on this Valentine's Day, with the Moon in cautious Capricorn. Our discomfort is emphasized by irritating quincunxes from restrictive Saturn to both impulsive Ma...
Posted by Oh, Jordan. on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

Personality what?

Your Type is INFJ Introverted Intuitive Feeling Judging Strength of the preferences % 33 38 38 1 [[Thats kind of Funny.]] The Counselor Idealists are abstr...
Posted by Oh, Jordan. on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

............

"I've never been the kindTo ever let my feelings showAnd I thought that bein' strongMeant never losin' your self-controlBut I'm just drunk enoughTo let go of my pain To hell with my pride Let it fall ...
Posted by Oh, Jordan. on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST

yipe

L.J Rocks my Socks ...
Posted by Oh, Jordan. on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:58:00 PST

Stupid quiz.

1] is there someone who you like at the moment?...Yessssss.2] have you ever given or been given roses?yes : )3] how long was your longest relationship?Two years?4] how many times can you honestly say...
Posted by Oh, Jordan. on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:31:00 PST

Oh God.

Yeah, well. That really hurt a lot more than I thought it would. Congrats. "A heart felt confession is the ace up a liars sleeve."...
Posted by Oh, Jordan. on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:16:00 PST

Fing beautiful.

I think this is the prettiest thing Ive ever seen. And I intend on getting one. ...
Posted by Oh, Jordan. on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:44:00 PST

Woooaaahhh.

"I can't flyMy wings don't workSo I... get high so my feelings ain't hurtFuck the world don't ask me for shitDead and gone but it still don't quit My wings are brokenAnd I cant reach to the skyI'm jus...
Posted by Oh, Jordan. on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:56:00 PST

Fuckin A' dude.

This is really from Sept 23. Ahhh. 1. Where were you 1 hour ago?I was in Fall Rivaah with a gorgeous boy and big boats (battleship cove). 2. Who will be your next kiss?Oh, that's e...
Posted by Oh, Jordan. on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:42:00 PST

Effing Loser.

ARE YOU1. A Cuddler? Oh god, so much I'm probably annoying.2. Are you a morning person? No way, without coffee, I dont think I'd say more than a grumble for at least 2 hours.3. Are you a p...
Posted by Oh, Jordan. on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:42:00 PST