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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Disclaimer: I haven't updated the information here in months or years or something. It consists entirely of lies, as I am now a Greenlandish monk and spend my days tending to my crops of parsnips, pineapples, and potatoes. Read at your own risk. i am a work in progress. i'm 3'34". i make music. i enjoy dissonance. my bowling name is sad r. i don't entirely believe in consciousness. the bartender at the hi-pointe knows my drink and thinks i'm european. i don't like going to sleep. contrarian. i like good words. "stelaquity" would make a good word. it refers to the practice of not being particularly awake when you get up, cutting a corner too sharply and smashing your face into the doorframe. i am sometimes stelaquitous.

My Interests

all things music, quality chinese/thai food, movies, cards, arguing late at night, racquetball, full-contact solipsism, bowling, sneak-attack headbutting, traipsing, sunday comics, stand-up comics, stealing souls via photography, foodiyaki, insomnatic rants about philosophy of neuroscience

I'd like to meet:

everyone! (read "eh, maybe a few of you"). people in chicago who are fun or racquetball players, or both. musicizers. bowlers. thinkers. sharks (card and pool, not ocean). explorers.

Music:

a lot. mostly death-polka. ask me.currently spinning:
the ex, blonde redhead, morphine, the dismemberment plan, archers of loaf, primus, the cavedogs, soul coughing, critters buggin, tin hat trio, tom waits, tool, don caballero, andrew bird, mr. bungle, fred's variety group, malachi constant, man or astro-man?, shellac, wilke surprise, maps and atlases, richard shindell, so many dynamos, don conoscenti, silkworm, modest mouse, zzzz, quatre tete, noir desir, radiohead, reverend horton heat, shadowy men on a shadowy planet, tara jane oneil, xtc auk news:
the cd is done! pressing in done! the cd is for sale on the website ! check it out! exclamation point!
moved the band to chicago. seeking new appendages.

Movies:

gilliam, jeunet, burton, rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, the saddest music in the world, kiss kiss bang bang, city of god, this is spinal tap, bambi meets godzilla, sin city, dead alive, if..., the other, way of the gun, brain candy, rumble fish, intacto, hudsucker proxy, tank girl, blues brothers, ...other ones.

when i was in costa rica, they released not another teen movie there, but the translated title was not another stupid american movie. i think that says it all

Television:

i dislike tv, with a few exceptions...

channel 102 (not really tv, but it's still great)

arrested development, flcl, invader zim, duckman, kids in the hall, ren & stimpy, mst3k, space ghost, cowboy bebop, back when liquid tv was good, mr. show - all long gone

Books:

currently reading:
neal stephenson - the confusion
a collection of texts by g.w. leibniz neal stephenson keeps the world spinning. as do: niel gaiman, michael chabon, kurt vonnegut jr., italo calvino, douglas hofstadter, daniel dennett, jhonen vasquez, douglas adams, the dictionary, anthony burgess, scott adams, hunter s. thompson, fyodor dostoevsky, gabriel garcia marquez, anything dystopic additionally, currently hooked on webcomics:

    married to the sea toothpaste for dinner the perry bible fellowship her! simulated comic product action figure graveyard

Heroes:

The motorcycle boy reigns

My Blog

something about aardvarks

I used to blog (not here)...and now I don't (also not here).
Posted by Blank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nobody ever talks about the storm before the quiet

haiku haiku hai-ku haiku haiku haikuhaiku haiku blah
Posted by Blank on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 05:55:00 PST

something is happening

Just finished Quicksilver. Jumping right into the Confusion. I can't get enough.
Posted by Blank on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST

loved despite of great faults

The category for this post is "Romance and Relationships". I'm eloping with my bass. Don't get in the way of our love.Finally got my tech21 di box for insanely cheap (read "used") the other day. It so...
Posted by Blank on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

Authorities believe that the crash took place sometime in the past.

I found an old list...some highlights:Later, they were tied to the bumper of a car and dragged around the block, as onlookers shrieked with delight. But one old man, who had a banjo, just shook his he...
Posted by Blank on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

The baby's blood type? Human, mostly.

So, Dave sent me a link to a great WIRED article made up entirely of 6-word stories written by sci-fi/horror authors.  The Niels/Neals showed up...it's pretty rad.This reminds me of a teacher I h...
Posted by Blank on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

Done with Swank Frank

From an old Onion.Community VoicesThis week, The Onion picks up another popular syndicated column: Christopher Walken's "Walken in L.A."  For the last two years, Mr. Walken has provided his reade...
Posted by Blank on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:23:00 PST

heptabilogic is the word of the day

i love it.time was weird today.  yep....
Posted by Blank on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:59:00 PST

Mmmm. Soup

I just watched this 4 times in a row.  It's rad.  Also, it's making me really hungry.  Check out the other videos/animations that the guy did on his website.Ok, time for food....
Posted by Blank on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:16:00 PST

Let me tell you, dissolving a squirrel is a lot more work than you'd think.

Going on a Zim binge during an extremely late lunch.  So much goodness from Jhonen...so much goodness.  A room with a moose!  He was in town a couple of weeks ago and I missed it. ...
Posted by Blank on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST