About Me
So, I was in the mall the other day and ran into that loud girl that that pretty dude Kelso dates (not that I have a crush on him or anything, but you gotta admit he’s kinda dreamy.) Anyway, the loud girl, Jackie, I think it is, was standing outside my favorite store, the Cheese Palace, and she handed me a free piece of cheese as I walked by. How lucky is that? Hyde says it’s not luck at all, that it’s her job to give out free cheese to people, but I don’t believe him. I mean, when I go by my second favorite store, McDonalds, they don’t give me free samples at all (unless you count straws.) In fact, they usually call me a burnout and kick me out. You know, now that I think about it, that’s kind of mean of them. So, I’m gonna demote them from my second favorite store to... eighth. Yeah, right behind the Fotohut. Oh, sure, I know what you’re thinking (that’s one of my top six skills), you’re thinking if I own the Fotohut why isn’t it my favorite store? I mean, it’s warm, everyone is nice to me, and they never call the cops on me when I fall asleep on the counter, but – and here’s the key -- do they sell food? No they don’t, man. And I like food. In fact, I try to eat it three times a day – pretty wild, don’t you think?
