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AIMLET

YES THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE NOW. BEIN 28 IS ROUGH

About Me



.. ITS HARD TO FIND TIME TO DO MUCH OF ANYTHING BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS TRAINING FOR THE ONE MAN LUGE. ITS HARD TO TRAIN FOR THE ONE MAN LUGE BECAUSE THERE IS NO TRACK AROUND THESE PARTS. MY NEIGHBORS ARE GETTING VERY TIRED OF ME SLIDING MY FRONT PORCH STEPS AY 3 AM IN A SLEEPING BAG AT 8O MPH SHRIEKING LIKE A 5YR OLD GIRL THEY SAY ITS A NUISANCE. I ALSO PLYED THE ROLE OF 'MISS DAISY' IN THE FILM, 'DRIVING MISS DAISY', I HAVE GONE OVER NIAGARA FALLS IN A BARREL OF 3 DIFFERENT OCCASIONS, AND I TOURED GERMANY IN SUPPORT OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. I AM SPONGEBOB I ALSO PLAY GUITAR IN THE HOSTILE OMISH. CHECK OUT THEIR MY SPACE PAGE. THANKS AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY Free Spooky Gothic layouts at drearyland.com

My Interests

MMA,HOSTILE OMISH, MUSIC, MOVIES, MY CATS, MY DOG, GOOD FRIENDS, GOOD FOOD, GOOD BEER, GOOD SMOKE

I'd like to meet:

LIVING: DEVIN TOWNSEND (WHOM I ACTUALLY MET ONCE BUT WAS TO NERVOUS TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT "YOUR MUSIC MEANS ALOT TO ME") ANDERS FRIDEN (AGAIN WHOM I ACTUALLY MET ONCE BUT WAS TO NERVOUS TO SAY ANYTHING ACCEPT "THANKS FOR SIGNING THAT FOR ME") TITO ORTIZ, BILL LUMBURGH, WANDERLEI SILVA ODERUS URUNGUS, JIM GAFFIGAN, NICK SWARDSON, ANGELA GOSSOW, RAYLENE, ARTIE LANGE, A BEER DRINKING VIKING, A BEAT POET THAT BRINGS A NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE "THAT VASECTOMY WAS DELICIOUS", THE DUDE WHO PLAYED "SLIMER" IN GHOST BUSTERS, THE DUDE WHO PLAYED "BILL MURRAY" ON SNL, THE DOCTOR WHO GAVE TIGER WOODS HIS LASIK EYE SURGERY SO HE COULD CONCENTRATE ON CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF. A FISH NAMED WANDA. DESCEASED: FREDDIE MURCURY, JOHNNY CASH, GG ALLIN, TIMOTHY LEARY, JIM MORRISON, DIMEBAG DARRYL, ITHE PERSON WHO INVENTED CHIKEN WINGS, MILLARD FILLMORE, RAVISHING RICK RUDE, HENRY THE VIII, A GUY NAMED BARNABY, THE INVENTOR OF NACHOS, THE FIRST PERSON TO SAY 'DUDE'.

Music:

HOSTILE OMISH IS THE BAND I AM CURRENTLY IN AS FAR AS MY LISTENING TASTE?? IN FLAMES, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD ARCH ENEMY, AMON AMARTH, BENEATH THE MASSACRE,CHILDREN OF BODOM, DIMMU BORGIR, CRADLE OF FILTH, DRAGON FORCE, NON HUMAN LEVEL, FIN TROLL, NEVERMORE,OPETH, SHADOWS FALL, SEPULTURA, GWAR, DEVIN TOWNSEND BAND, MENSREA, DEMERICIOUS, CATTLE DECAPITATION, WHITE ZOMBIE, MUSHROOMHEAD (OLD), SUPERJOINT RITUAL, PANTERA, HELL YEAH!THE ONE AND ONLY GG ALLIN, NOFX, THE DARKNESS, CHOKING VICTIM, LEFTOVER CRACK, MISFITS, DEAD KENNEDYS, THE SCHWAZ, MINOR THREAT, QUEEN, THE SENSATIONAL ALEX HARVEY BAND, LED ZEPPLIN, THE DOORS. ANDY C. USUAL SUSPECTS, DIESELBOY, DARA, AK1200, HYPE, ZINC, MICRO, MISTRESS BARBARA, JEFF MILLS, ADAM BEYER

Movies:

GOODFELLAS, HALF BAKED, WALK THE LINE, CADDYSHACK, YOUNG FRANKENSTIEN, BLAZING SADDLES, NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE, GARDEN STATE, DARK CITY, CASINO, SALTON SEA, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, ZOOLANDER.

Television:

MMA, FAMILY GUY, GOOD STAND UP COMEDY, LOST, HEROS, THE OFFICE,ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA.

Books:

ON A PALE HORSE BY PIERS ANTHONY, ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID TEST BY TOM WOLFE, FALLEN ANGELS BY WALTER DEAN MEYERS, JOHNNY GOT HIS GUN BY DALTON TRUMBO, ONE FLEW OVER THE KUCKOOS NEST BY KEN KEYSEY, NO ONE HERE GETS OUT ALIVE BY DANNY SUGARMAN

Heroes:

MY FATHER, MARTIN HERRON

My Blog

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

WHY IS IT YOU ONLY REALIZE YOUR OUT OF TOILET PAPER AFTER YOU DROP A DUECE???  ONE WOULD THINK OH THATS FINE JUST USE PAPER TOWEL OR KLEENEX.  WELL THERE IS NONE OF THAT AROUND EITHER. ITS ...
Posted by AIMLET on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 06:01:00 PST

JENOS PIZZA ROLLS, THE PERFECT SNACK, OR SILENT KILLER???

  SO AS IM SURE YOU ARE ALL AWARE OF THE JOY THAT ONE CAN GET FROM PARTAKING IN A DELICIOUS PLATE OF OVEN BAKED JENOS PIZZA ROLLS.      FROM THE PEPPERONI TO THE DARING SUPREM...
Posted by AIMLET on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:27:00 PST

MY SPACE IS FOR LOSERS

HAVE WE BECOME GERBILS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN???  WE ALL GO ABOUT OUR DAILY ROUTINES, BUT THEN AS SOON AS WE WALK PAST THE DAMN COMPUTER, "WAIT I HAVE TO CHECK MY SPACE" WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?...
Posted by AIMLET on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:47:00 PST

MY ALL TIME FAVORITE JOKES

 OK SO I LOVE A GREAT JOKE, I MEAN WHO DOEST RIGHT SO HERE ARE TWO OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES, IF YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE, PLEASE POST IT TO ME, THE RAUNCHIER AND RACIER THE BETTER, joke 1 A guy walks...
Posted by AIMLET on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:13:00 PST

FOR THOSE WHO ARE NO LONGER WITH US.

A FRIEND ON MY SPACE L@UR@ P (OLD HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND) RECENTLY WROTE A POEM AND POSTED IT ON HER BLOG AND IT REALLY HIT HOME FOR ME. ( I SUGGEST YOU ALL READ THIS)   WITHIN THAT POEM SHE DESCRIBE...
Posted by AIMLET on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:48:00 PST

Better Than SEX?

GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GERMS, So I need to know what the general public has against one of the greatset, no wait, THE GREATEST SINGER/SONGWRITER IN OUR TIME,better yet, ALL OF ETERNITY. He rivals the...
Posted by AIMLET on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:55:00 PST