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Ian

Shimmy shimmy quarter turn!!

About Me

HEY DUDERS!! When I was little a see-saw crushed my ankle and I looked like I had elephantitis for 3 weeks. Bet you didn't know that huh? HAMMER TIME!!!

My Interests

My friends are all super awesome! I love you guys! I also love Coke (cans of pop Mike!), chicken, palm trees, gigs, SUN, ripping up the dance floor with chums, baseball (GO SOX!! SWING FOR THE FENCES! etc), lollies, drawing, barbecues, hacki sac (spelling?), summer & monkeys! I started a fanzine called Let's Get Awesome that Mike/Treat and I do- it's probably the best thing since owls first turned their heads almost backwards! Yup.

I'd like to meet:

Zombies, pirates, ninjas! Zombies might have trouble typing I guess. Oh and John Bernell the silver mained, orange skinned super cop! hahaha

Music:

Saves The Day, Hellogoodbye, Fall Out Boy, Brand New, Vanilla Pod, Coheed&Cambria, Movielife, Piebald, Lawrence Arms, Over It, Race The Sun, Rehasher, Blink 182, Motion City Soundtrack, TBS, Milloy, ...Robots, Route 215, Northstar, Reggie..., Jerry Built, Alk Trio, Weezer, New End Original, NFG, Strung Out, Ten Foot Pole, Pulley, Autopilot Off, AFI, Head Automatica, Rufio, Sodapop, Misfits, Strike Anywhere, Thrice, Ataris, Starting Line, Rise Against, Joe Ninety, The (mighty) Burton (EYES!!!!), Lagwagon, One Car Pile-Up, Descendents, Get Up Kids, Bigwig, Beach Boys, The Cure, BB King, G'nR, AC/DC, THE TIMELESS HOFF!!! yeah boy!

Movies:

HE'S GOT AN ARM OFF!! Shaun of The Dead is a slice of fried gold. Ferris Bueller's Day Off (SAVE FERRIS!!), Goonies, Stand By Me, Teenwolf, Karate Kid (Going to halloween party as a shower- Genius), Back to The Future, Lethal Weapons, Evil Deads, Dawn of The Dead (original am best), Braindead, 28 Days Ltr, Sleepy Hollow, Princess Mononoke, Zoolander, Spirited Away, My Sassy Girl, Transformers, Shaolin Soccer, Police Story, Versus (leather jackets + swords + zombies = acetastic!), Zatoichi (go Takeshi!), Napoleon Dynamite, Indiana Jones, Anchorman, Bruce Almighty, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Yes Men, Big Lebowski, Spiderman 2, Great Escape, Monsters Inc, Goodfellas, The Crocodile Hunter (u know u love Steve Irwin!)

Television:

Brasseye, Takeshi's Castle, Spaced (skip to the end) Neighbours (burn Lassiters burn), Family Guy, A-Team (I ain't gettin on no plane fool!), original Turtles, TJ Hooker (skills), Malcolm in the Middle, Scrubs

Books:

Bear vs Shark, Join Me, A Prayer For Owen Meany, To Kill A Mockingbird, If Chins Could Kill (Bruce Campbell's autobiography) Want to find some ace new books. Suggestions from u dudes would kick ass!

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell. Ash is the man and the commentary he does on the Bubba Ho-Tep DVD as Elvis is GROOVY! Oh and No Face too! Cos he looks mint and eats everything then voms it back. He goes 'uhh' real quiet too. Awesome

My Blog

Can't touch this!

Last night me and my mate Andy watched this... SKILLS!!! I didn't know that Hammer was amigos with Tupac and his later stuff (before he went back to being a broke, dancing preacher man) was on ...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BEAR V SHARK

Okay so I've just started reading the ace book 'Bear V Shark' by Chris Bachelder again (I REALLY need a new book to read!). In the words of The Bachelder: "Given a relatively level playing field- i...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Awesomeaster!

So I've spent Easter in London hangin out with my great friends that am here or visiting. It was ace. Rocking out to Fastlane, Route 215 and Dugong over the last few days, eating phenomenal brownies, ...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST