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Fallon

I don't care how bad I fuck up; I just care about how fucked up I get.

About Me

Who am I? I am real. I am loyal. I am flawed. I am intelligent. I am funny. I am creative. I am frayed around the edges. I am caring. I am respectful. I am not afraid of being who I am. I may be your next best friend or I may be your next worst enemy. I reason out my beliefs so I don't look foolish in believing them. I tend to put up my guard when I meet someone until I know that they are capable of being trusted. I am lazy. I am angry. I am trouble. I am responsible. I am an adult. I am always dreaming. I am always thinking. I sometimes try too hard or not enough. I always let the moment slip by. I always notice the one thing that shouldn't eat at my heart, but often does. I am more than you think I am. I am myself.
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My Interests

Music. Writing. Drinking. Girls. Watching movies. Bars. Friends. Girls. Boobies. I'm an easy-to-please kinda guy, so please, please me.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone in the know. They know who they are.

Music:

Here's what I'm listening to now:

Movies:

The top 10: Better Off Dead, Garden State, High Fidelity, A Few Good Men, Boogie Nights, Anchorman, Almost Famous, Pulp Fiction, Rudy, Rounders.

Television:

Arrested Development, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Entourage, South Park, Family Guy, SportsCenter, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Beavis & Butt-head, My Name Is Earl, The Office, The Simpsons, Viva La Bam, Chappelle's Show, The Human Giant, Short Circuitz, The King Of Queens and ALF. Fuck, that furry bastard was funny.

Books:

Books...I've heard of these magical wonders. Perhaps I shall view one of these things you call books one day soon.

Heroes:

My heroes are men of greatness and the ones who inspire me to be a better human being on a daily basis. And they lived and died with complete respect. I will love and admire them for as long as I am on this earth.

My Blog

there's always an 'i' in the world 'idea'

Sometimes, late at night, my mind begins to wander aimlessly.Okay, well...not exactly aimlessly, because if it were just wandering about (like, say, a nude homeless man in Westlake), it wouldn't think...
Posted by Fallon on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST

the viriginia tech massacre

Been sort of an odd week, hasn't it?Obviously, if you have any sort of outside source to the world's happenings, you know how terrible, senseless and tragic Monday's massacre at Virginia Tech was. How...
Posted by Fallon on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:07:00 PST

It must be love! She's waiting to talk to ME!!!

Social networking. Boy, it's sure become quite the fad, hasn't it? People from all over the world, from different cultures and many, many different intelligences (many different intelligences) come to...
Posted by Fallon on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:12:00 PST

"You've just been 'Ballsacked'!"

Man, I thought of such a rad premise for a prank show that is kind of like "Punk'd" in the sense that every time after somebody gets pranked, we kick them in the balls and tell them, "You've just been...
Posted by Fallon on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:12:00 PST

as fast as "open letter to the damned"

As Fast As - Open Letter To The DamnedMy Grade: AProduced by: Matt Wallace, Howard Benson and Spencer AlbeeLabel: Octone RecordsReleased: May 9th, 2006    Oftentimes when we think of Am...
Posted by Fallon on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:49:00 PST

a change of pace "prepare the masses"

A Change Of Pace - Prepare The MassesMy Grade: BProduced by: Elvis BasketteLabel: Immortal RecordsReleased: August 15th, 2006    Nowadays, music is getting harder and harder to define. ...
Posted by Fallon on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

relient k "five score and seven years ago"

Relient K - Five Score And Seven Years AgoMy Grade: AProduced by: Howard BensonLabel: Columbia Records/Gotee RecordsRelease Date: March 6, 2007    In recent years, faith-based rock band...
Posted by Fallon on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST

"for the sake of making myself rich, i'd like to be your friend, ms. winfrey."

Seems like everybody who thinks they're a somebody these days has one idea or another up their sleeves that is "guaranteed" to make them get rich quick.Don't believe the hype, my little al'a modes. 'T...
Posted by Fallon on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:43:00 PST

"C'mon! Get happy! Even if it's not real happiness."

Lithium and Valuum should get together and do a cross-promotional bus tour across America full of people who have had their lives enriched thanks to these wonderful, mind-bending, chemical-balancing p...
Posted by Fallon on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:18:00 PST

"now here's a bitch who needs to immediately contract AIDS!"

Ahhhh, the glory of stupid people.They're sure to be the death of us in the future, when they overtake the population, because remember: morons are like rabbits; they multiply faster than herpes betw...
Posted by Fallon on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:58:00 PST