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Jerm-dee-oh-double-gee

You're doing it all wrong!

About Me


[robot voice] Hello, meat sack. My designation is Jeremy. Would you like to exchange data? [/robot voice]
I'm not really a robot. Not yet anyway - and even then, only a cyborg. Being a cyborg would be sweet. I want to have speakers implanted in my ears so I don't have to use head phones for anything. I would use them to answer the phone. If you thought it was weird seeing people on a bluetooth headset, imagine that. I would also have a music player implanted into myself. Then I could listen to music all the time and people wouldn't know it. It would connect wirelessly to networks and let me scan for more music. I would be a WiFi hot-spot, with a connection to space satellites that would let me surf the internet from anywhere. I would cut off my right arm (its useless anyway) and replace it with an advanced robot arm that would be controlled with my brain waves. It would have different attachments: one for crushing, one for cutting and one for loving. Cyborgs need love too.

My Interests

Computers, Cars, Guitars, Girls, Guns, Giant Robots, Bars/Clubs, Ninjas, Pirates, Film, Photography, Time Travel, Space, Skate Boarding, Hiking, History, Martial Arts, Fitness, Art, and a bunch of other stuff.

I'd like to meet:


Time travelers, Cyborgs, Androids, Space People, Ninjas, Chuck Norris, Medieval Knights, the Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt, Alchemists, Magicians, Bigfoot, Ghosts ...

Music:

Nirvana, Sublime, Mindless Self Indulgence, Rage Against the Machine, The Offspring, The Bloodhound Gang, Weezer, Pearl Jam, Cake, Decendants, Bad Religion

Movies:

Princess Bride, Super Troopers, Braveheart

Television:

Heroes, Naruto, Eureka Seven, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Trigun

Books:

How the Scots Invented the Modern World, A Brief History of Everything, Why People Believe Weird Things, A Year in the Life of a Shinto Shrine

My Blog

some bullshit quiz thing !!!

I've been tagged.  So here's the deal;  I'll type seven interesting facts about my self and post them.  Then I will "tag" ten more people by sending them a message and they will do the ...
Posted by Jerm-dee-oh-double-gee on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:24:00 PST

I swear I've seen you before...

The only thing better than getting all the Porn-Bot friend requests - is when they use an easily recognizable adult film star as the photo!Come-on guys... we've caught on by now. If the only thing in ...
Posted by Jerm-dee-oh-double-gee on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:17:00 PST

Philosophicles - Episode 1

So I've been wanting to do something with video blogging for a while. I've experimented a little in order to figure out things like shooting and editing video. I've finally scripted, shot, and edited ...
Posted by Jerm-dee-oh-double-gee on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:11:00 PST

Bloglishious

Yeah... I'm just typing this to see if people will read it. If so... smack yourself in the face, and then leave a comment.
Posted by Jerm-dee-oh-double-gee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It is so true

I think I am hot too.
Posted by Jerm-dee-oh-double-gee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boo on my car

My car isn't running, and it is too damned cold and snowy for me to go outside and try to fix it.
Posted by Jerm-dee-oh-double-gee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fresh

I dyed my hair black. Surprisingly, it is one of the few colors I've never had before. My hair is naturally a medium brown color.
Posted by Jerm-dee-oh-double-gee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OMG! NYC was Awesome!

After my trip around New York City for New Years i feel like a fucking rock star. All I can say is... Hip hip bar in east town and my friends and I drank for free all night long. FREE!! We got so wast...
Posted by Jerm-dee-oh-double-gee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SNOW!! YAY!!

My name is Jeremy... and I love the snow. But, alas... snow has turned its back on me and buried my car, dirty back stabbing bitch! GIVE ME MY CAR BACK!!!
Posted by Jerm-dee-oh-double-gee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Years!

I'm going to NYC for New Years... staying at some dudes place, I don't even know him, nor do the other guys I'm going with... should be a good time! Bet everyone wishes they could go along... haha! Bu...
Posted by Jerm-dee-oh-double-gee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST