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Joe Buck Yourself

It is not dead, that which eternal lies, and in strange aeons even Death may die.

About Me

Gee, where to begin? Firstly, I am a member of the Troglodyte Death Squad of Ultima Thule (TDSUT), so I am obviously bullet-proof. I am also secretly an amphibious squirrel ninja, and I like cheese. My teacher said I am smart because I can count to potato. My pants seem to be on fire at the moment, and I think that my brain may have just fallen off. I have no legs, but I am a really good sniper, so I should neither be taken too seriously, nor underestimated. If you run, you will only die tired. I am an intelligent, simple man trapped in the mind/body of a shamelessly psychotic moron. I am so mutha-fuckin' badass, that I rock your girlfriend's panties off...just like Charles Bronson! I am a serious gangsta, and pretty much your typical Christian (hypochristian). I looooove the RAP music: Quatta? Nyewl-nadda-needa-dem-don-workt, Yo. Gaziza fer-shizzle and blit. A-boing-de ten-six-niner! I mean, "Hey Bacchus," and what-forth. You don't know about my flows, Bantch. If you don't understand, you shouldn't be here. Your money is now our money, and we will spend it on drugs! I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!!!
THE END
Blessed are the Bold,
For they shall inherit the Earth,
Cursed are the Weak,
For they shall inherit the Yoke,
Blessed are the Strong,
For they shall be masters of the World,
Cursed are the Righteous who would humble,
For they shall be trodden under Cloven Hoof.
May the skulls of the slaughtered bleach in the suns of a thousand worlds.
May the children of tomorrow sleep soundly until the new dawn,
And may the sheep of today toss and turn alone in the dark until tomorrow comes.

My Interests

Drawing, painting, soccer, sculpting, writing parables/poetry, making/listening to music, travel, camping, quantum mechanics, chaos theory, holographic theory, history, anthropology, psychology, serial killers and demagogues, spiritual/religious beliefs of those unfortunate enough to hold such beliefs, survivalism, philosophy, talking to/interrupting myself, anything morbid or taboo, wild - crazy - monkey sex, confusing people with ridiculous statements, dancing randomly at inappropriate times without realizing it, and making a fool of myself in public!
If you would like to see more of my artwork go to: http://burzumfen.deviantart.com/

I'd like to meet:

More vapid self-involved idiots with no sense of humor. I can't get enough of them, and lord knows there are SO few of them to go around! 1,440 more fools are being born every day (do the math). I was the idiot born at 9:35 AM...that is MY minute, damn you!
Stupidity should be painful
Stupidity should be painful
Stupidity should be painful

Music:

Neurosis, Today is The Day, Mastodon, Lamb of God, Nile, Soilent Green, Acid Bath, Cephalic Carnage, Bolt Thrower, Burzum, Wumpscut, Bongzilla, Black Sabbath, My Dying Bride, Isis, Dillinger Escape Plan, Fantomas, Snog, Tribes of Neurot, Six Feet Under, Slayer, Johnny Cash, The Doors, Joy Division, Social Distortion, The Misfits, The Sex Pistols, Crass, Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, Black Flag, The Skatenigs, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, KMFDM, My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult, Skinny Puppy, Nitzer Ebb Apotheosis, Pig, Bile, Marilyn Manson, Satyricon, Faulkinbach, Kampfar, Troll, Mithotyn, Darkthrone, Tartaros, Dimmu Borgir, Behemoth, Dissection, Isengard, Nailbomb, Carnivore, Type-O-Negative, Danzig, Pink Floyd, Metatron, Unsane, Strapping Young Lad, Fudge Tunnel, The Haunted, Pop Will Eat Itself, Machines of Loving Grace, Tool, Electric Hellfire Club, White Zombie, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Nirvana, The Melvins, Corporate Avenger, Devil Driver, Meshuggah, Tool, Helmet, Led Zepplin, Uberzone, Aphex Twin, Muchos Backflips!, Carl Orf, Wagner, Beethoven, Bach, Chopin and other classical music.

RAP = Aural Diarrhea, like having to listen to someone's annoying-ass ring tone all day, while some intoxicated, homeless invalid rambles incoherently through a bullhorn over it. It's like having idiot in stereo. Take your simple, a-musical, ghetto-blaster, yamaha my first keyboard shit, and turn it the hell off.

Movies:

Fightclub, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Machinist, Suspect Zero, Rosemary's Baby, Baraka, Memento, Waking Life, Hellraiser series, Troy, From Hell, Butterfly Effect, Kingdom of Heaven, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, Zombie, Ghost in the Shell, Princess Mononoke, Berserk, Warriors of the Wind, When the Wind Blows, Lord of the Rings, Braveheart, What to do in Case of Fire, Saw, Dawn of the Dead (old and new), High Strung, Jacob's Ladder, Night of the Living Dead, Alien Quadrilogy, Alien vs Predator, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Kung Pao, Deathwatch, The Crow, Sidhartha, Cemetary Man, City of Lost Children, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Cube trilogy, Tesseract, Altered States, The Mosquito Coast, Lord of the Flies, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, THX-1138, Equilibrium, The Hunted, Pi, The Island, Pink Floyd: The Wall, The Edge, War of the Worlds (old and new), everything by Monty Python, Sean of the Dead, The Number 23, Mirror Mask, Solaris, THE FOUNTAIN, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dark Portals, Pan's Labyrinth, What Dreams May Come, I am Legend (original with Charlton Heston), The Omega Man, Soilent Green, Traces of Death series (and the more comical Faces of Death), Frank Miller's 300, Beowulf and Grendel, Rescue Dawn, Idiocracy, and of course: Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal and Hannibal Rising.

Television:

I like watching the TV watch me.

Books:

Anything by Michael Crichton, JRR Tolkien, Herman Hesse, Franz Kafka, Ray Bradbury, Edgar Allen Poe, Aldous Huxley, H. G. Wells, H P Lovecraft, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palaniuk, Daniel Quinn, Friedrich Nietzsche, Dr. William Glasser, or Michael Talbot, the Ishmael trilogy, The Holographic Universe, Gulliver's Travels, Tao Te Ching, The Art of War, The Dhamapada, The Egyptian Book of the Dead, The Popul Vuh, Heart of Darkness, Lord of the Flies, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, Robinson Crusoe, The Lucifer Principle, Everything is Under Control, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Good Omens, God's Debris, The Religion War, The Last Victim, Paradise Lost/Regained, AND MANY MORE!!!

Heroes:

...still waiting...

My Blog

"Waiting for the Sun" by The Doors

At first flash of eden, we race down to the sea.Standing there on freedoms shore.Waiting for the sunWaiting for the sunWaiting for the sunCan you feel it now that spring has come.And its time to live ...
Posted by Joe Buck Yourself on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:12:00 PST

Skull Monkeys

This is a dream that I had about five years ago.I was wandering the halls of a great castle with a large group of my peers. A few in this group were close, life-long friends, who had shared in many of...
Posted by Joe Buck Yourself on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:54:00 PST

Dirge of the Dire Wolves

I dreamt that I walked through a primordial, forested swamp. Spanish moss hung like ragged shrouds from the heavy branches of the solemn, bearded trees. Vines and brambles dangled from the canopies, w...
Posted by Joe Buck Yourself on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:36:00 PST

Public Service Announcement

If anyone has information concerning my whereabouts on New Year's Eve, it would be appreciated if you could relay such information to me through the usual channels. If anyone knows how I managed to ob...
Posted by Joe Buck Yourself on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:06:00 PST

A Holiday Wish

From us ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee") please accept withoutobligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentallyconscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stres...
Posted by Joe Buck Yourself on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:29:00 PST

Reflection

In light of my recent political paranoia (AKA: healthy patriotic skepticism), and my downward-spiral exploration/introspection of a deep psycological abyss, I am very thankful for all of my close frie...
Posted by Joe Buck Yourself on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:40:00 PST

Beholding the Daughters of the Firmament

I lose myself in the forest this cold night. It is not my way that I wish to find, but a greater treasure. Tramping through a downpour in the dark, I come upon a clearing in the mighty trees - and als...
Posted by Joe Buck Yourself on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:30:00 PST

Invisible Monsters

If you think about something for long enough, it has a habit of becoming true for you in the locally manufactured universe we call the unconscious mind. This dream-like monster is what really controls...
Posted by Joe Buck Yourself on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:30:00 PST

Six Truths of Life

6 truths of life:1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.3) The first truth is a lie.4) You're smiling now because you are an idiot....
Posted by Joe Buck Yourself on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:51:00 PST

Someone Call the Internet!

A fungoid moon shines down on a stagnant quagmire. A funereal parade at the meat carnival. With shit like chocolate cake, and ass smelling of petunias, a generation stuggles to maintain an image of st...
Posted by Joe Buck Yourself on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:14:00 PST