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Ryan Johnson

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I would love to meet ..well there's so many you'd just have to ask me in conversation!Actually my alter ego MAVIS would be pretty kool to meet in person!!! He's an absolute nutter!!Also my Fantasy girlfriend Toy from the faders (totally cute bass player)

My Blog

Fairwell To Another Waste Of Time

Well imagine that hey..3 weeks ..and then boom it's over! Man some people are daft..i did not one thing wrong i was a gentleman i was sweet and caring and sher still breaks it off! Well bugger  i...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:31:00 GMT

Total mind fuck

Ok so this is how it is!! For so long i have been single and truthfully i did enjoy it. I mean did what i liked when i liked im not the kind of person to get depressed about trivial things such as the...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:47:00 GMT

First Date Nerves

I have this date tonight with this amazing looking gal (yeah imthinking the same thing..how?) well im absolutely brikcing it..i mean what do i say? what doi order? ARGHHHHH  why cantthngs be simp...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:53:00 GMT

Stupid brain

At 1:34am on a work day i should be asleep..but no i crashed out earlier and now im wide awake..but i had to post this dream i had! Starts at night on a military base..a young cadet goes to jump ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Im Off

Well as of 6:00am tomorrow i shall be off on my journey to the isle of st john's!!! For a well deserved break...so meh to you all ..... thats it just wanted to brag really!!!   catch you all in 2...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 23:51:00 GMT

Well aint that just a shitter

Well i decided that i would get my mohican back..YAY i love myself too much when i have my mohican...well as shit luck woulod have it...half way through shaving sed mohican ...ready for it   THE...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 21:57:00 GMT

Well how's this for a Twist....

Well Is it not bad my leg is in a cast....i have to go and try and climb a drain to get into my parents house!! It's like 1.30 in the morning..and im a little worse for wears!!! Im not cmpletely munt...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 03:17:00 GMT

Something a friend sent that i just had to fill in

--> Spell your name without vowels: ryn pl jhnsn --> What is the date 2 days after your birthday?: 1st april --> How many pairs of jeans do you own?: 5 --> How many are designer?: mine are original ge...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 15:29:00 GMT

What a nightttt

what a night!!! jeez i got pushed home in a trolley!! damn that's the life!! everone i know (basically my little bro, my mate lloyd and mate gav) thinks im drunk but #### i got life yet but hey we got...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:03:00 GMT

Jeez Louise

Alright not happy guy...im scarred for life again!!! I've just heard my parents going at it!! You've gotta be shitting me...you know your life's fucked when your parents get laid more than you do !!!!...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 13:38:00 GMT