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Ollie

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Ollie. I wrap cutlery.

My Interests

Juggling, Pearl Jam, Walking, Making Films, Frisbee, Fine Cuisine, Silly Modern Art (unmade bed... genius!), Curry, Southern Comfort, Gigs and festivals, Double Vodka Red Bull, Triple Vodka Red Bull, Kellogs Crunchy Nut, Jazz, Channel 4, Short Films, Mosh Pits, Laughing Gas, Corona with lime (the novelty I guess), Really Green Grass, the smell after it's been raining (cliche I know), Burning Things, Zippo Lighters, Youtube, Pondering lifes unanswered questions... that's about it.

I'd like to meet:

Barry Scott from the Cillit Bang adverts: he's so hot right now.

Music:



Movies:

My DVD Collection includes:
Monsters Inc
Twelve Monkeys
Pulp Fiction
Being John Malkovich
The Shining
True Romance
Fight Club
28 Days Later
City of God
Dawn of the Dead
Saw
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind
Collateral
Goodfellas
Aliens
Apocalypse Now
Shaun of the Dead
Napoleon Dynamite
This Is Spinal Tap
Reservoir Dogs
Scarface
Memento
The Rules of Attraction
Blow
Seven
Requiem for a Dream
Audition
Taxi Driver
Withnail and I
Hero
The Machinist
Human Traffic
Indiana Jones Box Set
Bowling for Columbine
Romeo and Juliet
Ichi The Killer
Clerks
Kids
Godfather Trilogy
The Pianist
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
A Clockwork Orange
Zoolander
Alive
Platoon
Traffic
My Sassy Girl
Battle Royale
Cinema 16: British Short Films

Television:

Pretty much just Gladiators (those were the days), The Mighty Boosh, Garth Marenghis Darkplace and Lost. Also Brasseye and The Day Today by Chris Morris.

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was a good one. I also enjoyed The Curious Incident of the Dog and the Night Time.

The horrible histories and horrible science books also give a compelling read.

At home we have a Readers Digest on the toilet, usually kept up to date.

Heroes:

Eddie Vedder, Johnny Depp, Garth Marenghi, Mr Blobby, Harold Bishop.

My Blog

The Letter I

Apprently myspace have been filtering out the letter i from all blogs. This is just a test to see if this is true.If so, that is so bizarre!
Posted by Ollie on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:58:00 PST

I'm going to ROCK WERCHTER!!!

Oh yes, I have got tickets for the best music festival of the year... Rock Werchter in Belgium. CAN'T FOOKIN WAIT!!!I'm really looking forward to seeing Pearl Jam again, in my opinion the best live ba...
Posted by Ollie on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:41:00 PST

Chris Cunninghams Rubber Johnny (fixed)

This is great! ...
Posted by Ollie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

International Respect for Chickens Day

United Poultry Concerns is launching International Respect for Chickens Day on May 4th. We're urging everyone to do an ACTION of compassion for chickens on that day. This can range from writing a lett...
Posted by Ollie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Best Comeback

I was seven, running around the garden, with a pointed stick. As you do, being a kid. Suddenly my mum starts shouting from the kitchen "If you keep running around with that stick, you'll poke y...
Posted by Ollie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Addiction to sneezing!

I don't know about you, but I just LOVE sneezing. It really wakes me up. Also, the feeling you get right before you sneeze is just so awful and to get it out is just so...so... GREAT that I wouldn't m...
Posted by Ollie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck me, i'm all out of wheetabix!

Today was really boring I got out of bed really early because I had a wet dream. I feel good because i'm getting my penis pierced! Finally! My mum said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERY...
Posted by Ollie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I love you.

Today was really tiring. I got out of bed early because I had to throw up. I'm really sick. I mean REALLY sick. I feel good because today I getting a tattoo! Finally! Mom said I could and she's ...
Posted by Ollie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The World is my Oyster

Today was really orgasmic. I got out of bed really early because my mom was yelling at me. I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy. I'm so sad. My kitten got run over th...
Posted by Ollie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST