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Turd Ferguson

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About Me

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Myspace Comments | Myspace Graphics | Myspace SurveysI am fun to be around.I wish I had more money to buy you something.I have an adorable little cousin named Carmen.I indulge on some alcoholic beverages time to time.When I was younger I ran out of preschool often.I like to play pool, but Danny is better than I am.I usually will eat whenever I want.Eddie Van Halen is a better guitarist than Jimi Hendrix.I do not like any music that they play on 99.1Its amazing Art Lebowe has been around as long as he has.I like Tacos.I most likely will beat you in Madden.Money is a powerful assest; listen to Bone Thugs, you'll see what I mean.You reap what you sow, so fuck haters.I do not put up with bullshit, unless I am the one dishing it.Many people will agree that you should not argue with me because I will win.I like hanging out with my mom whenever I get a chance.I have a 2006 Ford Fusion. I love it!I am not pretentious.I will never pay more than $30 for a shirt for myself.1+1=2V for Vendetta is my favorite movie.I vote.You will not hear me complain about shit that I cannot fix.Gas prices are not the presidents fault.I will listen to any new type of music, as long as its not pop, punk, emo, screamo, or any type of new rock...that shit sucks.I joined the YMCA 3 years ago and have only been there 3 times.Ive been more into Basketball recently, along with any other athletic activity instead of sitting down stoned all day.I can be the biggest asshole you know. Trust me.Bone Thugs-n-Harmony are fucken awesone!Take the quiz:
What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::

Metal
You're about as hardcore as they come. Music is your passion and you listen to it for talent not because it's popular. You probably have a lot of respect for all artforms and you like classical piano. Slipknot definitely sucks in your eyes...and for good reason. Any band who takes the time to put on make-up and masks just isn't worth your respect.
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My Interests

Softball, which I dearly miss :(, Die Hard Packers FAN!!!!!, Learning anything and everything, which I just learned that for some reason racial jokes seem to be the funniest jokes, Being saracastic and thinking of new ways of being saracastic, including at your expense and not limited to the handicapped, mentally retarded or any other deformity that is discovered in this day and age, going to work at the good ol' Fairview Ford, and talking shit to my brother Danny Bustin, Carmen, who is my baby cousin that is the cuttest thing in the world, not to mention will call you fat or ugly without hesitation! Chillin with my people including my family, my friends, my co-workers Conversating, (do you like Clefts is a great way to start a conversation!) Fighting, any type of martial arts, Ninjas, VAN HALEN is the best band to ever walk face! Fuck all pussy punk, emo, indie, and most prog rock (coheed and cambria can suck a dick because those guys suck balls!) Seriously that music sucks most of those guys dress like girls and most of them suck at whatever they do!RIP Sam...great memoriesThe woman I owe it all too...RIP grandma...i miss you :(Straight Chillin...It says LA puta!Keepin it real with some Bone ThugsFuck you too!He was a lazy ass than...he is a lazy ass now!Costco seems like it was so long ago!Cant replace family...i remember when all these brats were needing to get burped!Baby from a LONG time ago...she is cuter now!My fam minus my sisMi familia...mi sangremore family...gotta love the Padilla's!

I'd like to meet:

I met her already. So just look at the shrine....."http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNr ZXQuY29t" target="_blank" "#3 Neva trust no-body/ya moms will set that ass up/properly gassed up/hoodie and masked up/shit for that fast buck/she be laying in the bushes to light that ass up/#4 I know ya heard this before/NEVA GET HIGH OFF YOUR OWN SUPPLY/#5".."http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG 9idWNrZXQuY29t" target="_blank" "Yeah you life til your mother fucken ass gets drafted/while your at band camp thinkin the crap cant happen/til you fuck around and get an anthrax napkin/inside a package wrapped in seran wrap wrapping/open the plastic then you stand back gaspin/fucken assasins hijacking amtraks crashin/all this terror america demands action/next thing you know you got uncle sams ass askin".."http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQ uY29t" target="_blank" "As God as my witness/with the sickness of cannabilist canibus/i floats like a cumulist/my perplexual rebel intellectual wont experience with hallucinigincs either/i flow strictly with the cannibus sativa".."http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZX QuY29t" target="_blank""The breath rebirth/i damage your mental and physical UNIVERSE/ You quit the earth when you hit face first/break before it gets worse/but those that thirst".."http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZX QuY29t" target="_blank"The track renders helpless and suffers from multiple stab wounds and leaks sounds that's heard ninety-three million miles away from came one to represent the nation, this is a gathering of the masses that come to pay respects to the Wu-Tang Clan As we engage in battle, the crowd now screams in rage.."http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY 29t" target="_blank""I bomb atomically/socrates philosphies and hyptotheses/cant define while i be dropping these mockeries/lyrically performed armed robbery/flee with the lottery/possibly they spotted me"

Music:

VAN HALEN!!! A Tribe Called Quest, Keith Murray, RJD2, DJ Shadow, Crown City Rockers, Dre, Notorious BIG, Jeru the Damaja, GANGSTARR!!, Common, De La Soul, Erykah Badu, Tony, Toni, Tone, Jodeci who is by far probably the best R&B group ever, Chali 2na, Raphael Saddiq, Led Zepplin, AC DC (i forgot the lightning bolt), did i mention VAN MUTHA FUCKEN HALEN!!!, Iron Maiden, Deftones, Plate Fork Knife Spoon, Gorillaz, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, OTEP, Steve Miller Band, Boney James, Pantera (RIP Dimebag!) KMFDM, Megadeath, Metallica, oh yeah VAN HALEN!!! Latest thrill is Dreamtheater...check them out...Team sleep, sepultura, soulfly, korn, Eric Clapton, Fatboy Slim, Gorillaz, Hatebreed, Racer X, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Incubus, K-os, The Mars Volta, Marvin Gaye, Prodigy, Bobby Brown(fuck all yall, he was the shit back in the day), TRENDKILL BITCHES!!! NOTE: If you think you know a lot about music, and would like to chat about it, please do not hesitate to hit me up...I know more music than you can ever imagine...Take the quiz:
What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)

Metallica
You are a band with Metal in it's name. Metallica. You have no costume or make-up, you just serve metal up the ass. You rock!

Movies:

V for Vendetta is the best movie ever. Tommy Boy, Half-baked, Road Trip, Old School, Trading Places, Coming to America, Boomerang, A Low Down Dirty Shame, I find Schinedlers List comical, How High, Eddie Murphy Raw, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Anything starring Will Ferrel or Vince Vaugh, Dont be a meance could quite possibly be my favorite one. Also like a lot of older action movies. I was so down with Arnold when he was doing his thing. T2 was the shit, Eraser, True Lies, all of his old ones. Also Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, Enemy of the State, Idependence Day,(big Will Smith fan) A low down dirty shame, Saw, The Grudge, Constantine is bad ass! Oh the list goes on and on.

Television:

Refuse to watch it...Fuck TVI am 55% Metal Head.
.. I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling." Take the
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Books:

Hardball, Da Vinci code, The Inferno, Death of a Salesman, anything Dean Koontz, God's Politics

Heroes:

Mommy, Grandma.....RIP I MISS YOU!!!, Eddie, Dime

My Blog

One of those days...alone

Today was one of the most uneventful days of my life. It feels like this day passed by me with the blink of an eye. I feel like i might have done something to my back, but i guess im alright. I know t...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:22:00 PST

Some good lyrics...

First off, this is not going to be rock lyrics. If that what you were expecting, my apologies. I have not been in a rock mood lately, but when I do I swear i'll post one. Nonetheless, here is what im ...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST

Something to do....

So now im tired of not having a fucking job. I was thinking about it a lot the last weekend, and I haven't had money to do anything. Id much rather be working and being able to pay bills, than not wor...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:05:00 PST

Gotta lose weight...ayone wanna join?

Fuck its been almost 2 months since I had a job and Im starting to go flippin crazy. I blame only one person; myself. Not only that I have gained a noticeable amount of weight. This is starting to mak...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:22:00 PST

Unhappy?

One thing I will never understand is the expression "unhappy" Honestly what delegates one to be happy and one to be unhappy? Is it the mood you are currently in? Is it the state of mind that you hold ...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:41:00 PST

Good Stuff

Gemini May 20 - June 20The more you talk to people, the more success you will have, dear Gemini. Everyone around you is a valuable resource, so tap into this boundless well and have fun. Your agility...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:53:00 PST

some thoughts

We has humans tend to fall into many different categories of who we are. Ideas, thoughts, notions, actions, and applications are ways an individual can present an ideology or a philosphy. Ideas are de...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:14:00 PST

Id like to take a minute

This blog is dedicated to Sam Orona....RIP girl.... This is the time that we all sit back and reflect upon the good times we had with Sam. Death is a mere fact of life. For some, its sooner than other...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:15:00 PST

Update on me

I was bored and wanted to sit back and reflect on some stuff thats been goin on with me. So here goes nothin! Its been a little more than a month since I quit Hell...I mean Costco. I hope Brian McCut...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:05:00 PST

RIP Dime

You were such a goddamn mad man on the guitar...your influence over the metal community is unmeasureable....your passion to play and your style is evident in anything you touched...you were unique in ...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 11:12:00 PST