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Jade

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About Me

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My Interests

greeting card illustration and production, children's literature,faerie tales, midnight gardening, roadside birdwatching, intrepid family adventures, swanky light fixtures, pretty dishes, vintage fabric, the flora and fauna of michigan both large and tiny, being bendy, anything that sounds or looks like it crawled up out of a swamp, banjo solos, I have a fetish for mary-jane shoes, like a real one, which I am willing to admit now after 16 years or so, turkey vultures, bats, moths, butterflies, bellflowers, herbs, grackles, etc...

I'd like to meet:

My long lost half-brother, The big bad wolf, The crick that ate my house, The bastard that left me to drown in the lake eight years ago, a date rapist who will make me talk dirty in made-up french, 5 guys named Moe, and Maybe even YOU if you're fancy enough. ESPECIALLY if you're nerdy enough. The myopic devotion to any pursuit that most people would consider marginal is like an aphrodisiac to me. If history has proven anything, it's that I will throw myself into a river for you right after I straighten your glasses. Also, I'm hot for teacher.

Music:

"And if the sky falls, mark my words, we'll catch mockingbirds"

Movies:

"Dottie, there are things about me that you wouldn't understand...things you couldn't understand...things you SHOULDN'T understand..."

Television:

Makes a good cat warmer
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Books:

My favorite children's book authors and illustrators are: Lewis Carroll and John Tenniel, Andrew Lang, The brothers Grimm, Beatrix Potter, Edward Gorey, Johnny Gruel, Crockett Johnson, Maurice Sendak, Clement Hurd, Richard Scarry, Roald Dahl and Quentin Blake, Nancy Tafuri, Kris Waldherrer, Ian Falconer, Tony DeTerlizzi and Holly Black, Elisa Kleven,William Stieg (Sylvester and the Magic Pebble), Astrid Lindgren (Pippi), Dr. Seuss, Jerdine Nolen and Elise Primavera (Raising Dragons) Irene Haas (Summertime Song) Michael Hague, Brian and Wendy Froud , Dav Pilkey, Lisbeth Zwerger, Alvin Tresselt, Yaroslava, Jessie Wilcox Smith, Lisa McCue and illustrator Anne Harriet Fish

Heroes:

The Snow Queen..."Kay looked at her face. She was so beautiful, he could not imagine anything lovlier. She no longer appeared to be made of ice, as she had when she beckoned him at the window. In his eyes she was perfect. He told her that he could do mental arithmetic as far as fractions, that he knew the number of square miles and the number of inhabitants in the country. She smiled, and it seemed to him that what he knew was not enough.At that moment Kay felt a sharp wind, as the Snow Queen flew him high upon a black cloud. The storm blew and whistled. Below them the cold wind roared, the wolves howled, the snow crackled. Above them flew black screaming crows. But over it all the moon shone bright and clear, and Kay looked down at the long, long winter night. By day he slept at the feet of the Snow Queen."-Hans Christian AndersenCURRENT MOON moon phases

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Posted by Jade on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:51:00 PST

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Posted by Jade on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:39:00 PST