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J McLovin

I am here for Friends

About Me


I like Otter Pops (but only when they scratch my throat), aerobic workouts centered around Nintendo Wiis, cooking for ridiculously large groups of people, tea parties (Boston or otherwise), and building cloud chambers to check for gamma rays.

My friends know me as the Notorious V.A.G. The kid who mows my lawn knows me as Mrs. Robinson. You can call me Al.

Much like your annoying Aunt Shirley, I like to take pictures.

I also like to write random stuff.

My Interests

My sleep number is 46. I have been diagnosed with JDD, which is much like ADD, only highly highly evolved. www.overheardintheoffice.com. I like pork barbacoa and french onion dip, but not together. Did you know that Shirley Temple always had 56 curls in her hair? She did.

I'd like to meet:


Barack Obama as himself.

Music:

Guru, Nick Drake, Regina Spektor, Elliot Smith, Glen Hansard, Van Morrison, Common, Bobby Gentry, Stevie Ray Vaughn, John Mayer, Lilly Allen, Anna Nalick, David Bowie, Fiona Apple, Prince, Jurassic 5, Dave Matthews, BB King, Morphine, Sly and the Family Stone, Louie Armstrong, INXS, Damien Rice.There is exactly one song by AC/DC that I love. The rest of it can burn. I am so xtreme, huh.

Movies:

Anything Cary Grant, Ingrid Bergman...Magnolia and Everything is Illuminated are the two greatest films ever made. Maybe. Other than that, documentaries, dramas, some comedy.

Television:

HBO and John Stewart.

Books:

Marley and Me, The Souls of Black Folk, 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know, 1984, Death Comes for the Archbishop, Love My Rifle More Than You, Mrs. Dalloway, Cry, the Beloved Country, The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas, A Theory of Justice, Why Men Hate Church.

Heroes:

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My Blog

You got it

I changed my locale to Guam just to get used to the feeling. Now to pack. Which color bathing suit do you think will look best on me while I lay on beaches for two and a half weeks in Hawaii and Guam?...
Posted by J McLovin on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:45:00 PST

How does this work?

I have 14 subscribers to my blog. It is pretty flattering, I must admit. I just hope they are reading the real deal. Ain't nothing to see here, folks. Move on....
Posted by J McLovin on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:49:00 PST

The blog has left the building

Ahem. Jessica inspired me. I am now a real blogger. http://JulianneIAm.blogspot.com is where all of the ADHD thoughts will be recorded now. I will continue to post the ridiculousness of the people I l...
Posted by J McLovin on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

I've got your effen TPS report right here...

Dear Jackasses,I am tendering my resignation effective May 4, 2007. I would like to thank you for the mental anguish, the constant lack of faith in my abilities, the extra long hours ithout any incent...
Posted by J McLovin on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:41:00 PST

Pig Roast 2007: whoever holds the conch gets to speak

So it got a bit on the barbaric side, I am a bit concerned with these people I call my friends, but to those of you who came out on Saturday, thank you for coming! We had an amazing time, and not too ...
Posted by J McLovin on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:47:00 PST

What did Google say?

Don't be evil? Google is one of the dozens of organizations who directly or indirectly (through an agency who buys large quantities of media) supports AnnCoulter.com.Ann Coulter. You know, the one who...
Posted by J McLovin on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST

Must.Move.Now.

So I can't decide what troubles me most on this.....But I think I will have to go with the fact that I live in the state with the second lowest average IQ in the nation, topped by Alabama and blown ou...
Posted by J McLovin on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:05:00 PST

Must be bored

I haven't posted a blog with any substance in months here, and I know they are missed (I moved my blogging to a locale with a much more, um, vested audience). Here is something to satisfy the 37 subs...
Posted by J McLovin on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

Rulez 4 u

I am on a rampage and I cannot believe I actually have to say these things, but here we go: Rules for being my friend on MySpace, by JA1) Porn: If your account gets phished and you keep sending bullet...
Posted by J McLovin on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

Sleeping with the enemy

LOL If that didn't get your attention, Christi. For those who didn't get a call in the middle of the night after I encountered another so-called Christian who actually fights against the development o...
Posted by J McLovin on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST