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Bottomless Pete: Nature's Cruelest Mistake

Hold me up, hold me down, hold me closer to the ground..

About Me

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HotFreeLayoutsSelf-proclaimed feelin' good smiling happy-time kind of guy. A real Guy Smiley type. I am the fattest kid you know, really. Don't believe me. Ask the bacon wrapped filets next to the pork-fried hash browns topped with ever more bacon, cheddar and sour cream. They were over there just a minute ago. I am gainfully employed and happy to be so. I am also a big jerk. I also play trumpet in a fusion project dubbed "NEW CLEAR FUSION". It is an entirely original ensemble of 7. The music is hard to describe as it transcends genre. I feel priviledged to play with these very talented musicians. Come out, get yer smile on and SEE US PERFORM, check out our myspace!

My Interests

Smiling and then some. I do enjoy a snifter of port around the holidays. PLAYING MY HORN(alone or in New Clear Fusion). heady jams live or recorded. exercise junky; lifting mostly currently. cooking(healthy or fatkid). Fine Bourbon, microbrews of the malty variety(IPA's need not apply). you and that smokin dad of yours. Red wine so longs as its dry. Protein Shakes. Hobos, Gimps, crazies and other socially awkward types. Camping/Festivals with no driving, thinking or responsiblities for enough time for my brain-piece to WILE OUT(see COVENTRY,IT, BONNAROO, FLESHPOT,MOE.DOWN). Maggie. Buttering bacon and subsequently baconing sausage. Getting up. Getting down. eating a big pile of the brown. Deadlifts. shiny objects of varied sharpness. Rasslin'. Pondering the complex and wonderous intricacies of our existence and the reality that unfolds before our eyes. attempting to sound more intelligent and verbose than I actually am.

I'd like to meet:

YOUR DAD, YOUR DAD'S DAD, POSSIBLY MR. PEANUT.

Music:

PHISH and respective members/side projects, BONNAROO ANYONE??????? MMW, Jon Scofield, Grateful Dead and all recent manifestations, Soulive, Umphrey's McGee, Allman Bros, String Cheese, Frame of Mind, Maynard Fergeson, Oysterhead, Umelt, coltrane, Moe., Warren Haynes and Gov't Mule, Karl Denson, Widespread Panic., miles davis Dirty Dozen, rebirth or any other tasty brass band. Dr John. Zepplin,Buddy Rich, CCR, Derek tRUCKS, particle. Herbie Hancock, NCF...could go on

Movies:

And watch what I say as it flutters away, And all this emotion is kept harmless at bay, Not to educate somebody's fright...

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, 24

Books:

Thoughts follow my vision and dance in the sun. All my vasoconstrictors they come slowly undone. Can't I live while I'm young? CAN'T I LIVE WHILE I'M YOUNG??

Heroes:

wade benford and his alter-ego wanye. myself; man am I great! HOMER SIMPSON. sandwich pepperoni. "Mr. Thurston P. Smash III" is a god among mere mortals.mr chris kessler and his fistfucked cocksucker. Tim H; I mean G-love that surly smilin' bastard. Sorry, T, the secret is out....cold beverages?

My Blog

Geez, that is your answer to everything, huh???

well yea...  This weekend, at the Grassroots festival in Trumansburg and in the company of some rather cool people, I had a revelation.  An epiphany of sorts...What if, by some stretch, ther...
Posted by Bottomless Pete: Nature's Cruelest Mistake on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:08:00 PST

FALL IS HERE

heynow today, sept 22 is "officially" the first day of the autumn season.  whoopidee doo!  fall has typically been my favorite season, but this one feels a little askew and can't figure out ...
Posted by Bottomless Pete: Nature's Cruelest Mistake on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:45:00 PST

Who loves short shorts?

I love short shorts!
Posted by Bottomless Pete: Nature's Cruelest Mistake on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:36:00 PST

at the crossroads?

Recently, I have began to feel as if I am at an apex. To my front is a complex road of responsibility, obligation, compounded interest, and $$$.  Behind me is my youth.  I have really f...
Posted by Bottomless Pete: Nature's Cruelest Mistake on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:24:00 PST