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dj tiners (aka the deej)

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About Me



n I love text messaging and avoid talking on the phone. It's a disease I have.
n My brothers are my two favorite people in the whole world.
n I don't eat seafood. I avoid spicy foods (because I'm a sissy). I also avoid eating meat off a bone.
n At the amusment to those who talk to me, I speak with extra movements in my mouth.
n I enjoy fat kids. Especially Peter from the Cosby Show.
n I will never pass up a movie night by choice. If I could sit in every night of the week and watch a movie I would.
n I have 5 tattoos and I want more. Buy me one.
n I am currently enrolled in "Badass Lessons" with Jim...watch out.

Check out my art page:

My Interests

painting, fat kids, tattoos, bowling, cherry coke, portillo's, batman, poker, the art museum, buying and selling fat kids, air, food, water, shelter, music, chinese food, burning things (like fat kids), make up, breakfast, text messaging, Chicago, candy, candy in my easter basket, the look on a fat kid's face when he finds candy in his easter basket

I'd like to meet:



Thug Love
I have 482 homies.

DJ tiners makes art

Scaryanne

Joey

Tony

Rachel

Kim

Rami

Lisa (sister)

Barbie

Mickey

Tony Martino

Bahrsight

Prof. Badass

Crazy Carl

Danielle

Ben

stalk my best buds

Music:

Against Me!, Alkaline Trio, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Brand New, CCR, Face to Face, The Format, Gwen Stefani, Ima Robot, The Lawrence Arms, Less Than Jake, The Loved Ones, MIA, Midtown, Millencolin, No Doubt, No Use For a Name, Paramore, Queen, Rise Against, Save Ferris, Saves the Day, The Smoking Popes, State and Madison, Teenage Bottlerocket, Weezer

Movies:

One Fine Day, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Big Daddy, Batman, Super Troopers, Dumb and Dumber, Zoolander, When Harry Met Sally, Mr. Deeds, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Borat, Superbad, Billy Madison, The Sweetest Thing

Television:

Cosby Show, Friends, Family Guy, Fresh Prince, Entourage, Sex and the City, The Andy Milonakis Show, Big Love

Books:

Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, Harry Potter, As I Lay Dying, A Farewell to Arms, He's Just Not That Into You, Zodiac Unmasked

Heroes:

Alberto Giacometti, Ralph Steadman, Derek Hess, my dad, my mom, and Gwen Stefani

My Blog

i’ve got this guitar that I can barely play

In the last 2-3 weeks: 1.   Mike Hussa gets off on other people's misery....and oddly, it amuses me too. [20:49] Hilikus07: do you want me to tell you a story? [20:49] meow0139: yes [20:49...
Posted by dj tiners (aka the deej) on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:59:00 PST

dj tiners makes art

new art up....worked on it while i was off yesterday.check it out (link in the last blog)
Posted by dj tiners (aka the deej) on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:37:00 PST

haunted at every turn

first...i didn't puke tonight thankfully. yay for overcoming panic attacks for once in my life.second...after seeing a movie with carrianne tonight i was thinking a lot. maybe way too much.---conclusi...
Posted by dj tiners (aka the deej) on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:16:00 PST

How I spent my Memorial Day (aka: The Booze and Looze Classic)

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Posted by dj tiners (aka the deej) on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:01:00 PST

"Aw, at least youre pretty."

. It only makes me cooler that at Venuti's on Thursday I saw a kid that I thought was Augusto (Joe's cousin) and I pointed straight at him and said, "Hey! You should be saying hi to me." Then he comes...
Posted by dj tiners (aka the deej) on Tue, 27 May 2008 11:08:00 PST

"You call yourself a really good hat?!"

.  My roommate and I have found a new way to bond:Go out to Fitz's in Elmhurst and remind yourself why you hate the place (especially helpful if US99-yes the country radio station- is there givin...
Posted by dj tiners (aka the deej) on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:35:00 PST

the ferocious blue jay.

my brother is brilliant:"You'd be suprised at the ferocity of a bluejay. They have been known to subdue even the largest of animals. I once saw a single jay take down a herd of bison......Amazing."(in...
Posted by dj tiners (aka the deej) on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:59:00 PST

"he was the only boyfriend I ever cheated on. i kissed another boy at zero gravity."

hahaha.carrianne...quote of the month.i've got one praise and two gripes.Praise: Rice Cooker......best purchase this month. It's really the best thing ever. If you are anything like me. Get yourself o...
Posted by dj tiners (aka the deej) on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:29:00 PST

you have a ponytail on your face

.  The only good thing about the movie Turistas, is Josh Duhamel with his shirt off....and maybe the scene where the guy says, "In any situation, the best thing you can do is the right thing; the...
Posted by dj tiners (aka the deej) on Wed, 14 May 2008 08:46:00 PST

I don’t like it if it don’t gleam clean, and to hell with the price cause the $$$ ain’t a thing

.  I suck at the "I never..." drinking game. And not because I didn't get smashed or did....but because I can't think of a damned thing that might incriminate my friends. Kudos to Ben on that dil...
Posted by dj tiners (aka the deej) on Sat, 10 May 2008 07:57:00 PST