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About Me

GOOD MORNING. Welcome to my half-assed profile. My name is Andrew, and I should inform you of a few rules and regulations one must follow in order to be my friend. Constant retarded bulletins including chain letters and "what am I doing now L0Lz!" will get you deleted instantly, because I don't care, and your bulletins scroll other bulletins that I just might care about off the page. Second, you are not allowed to like Fall Out Boy. Third, no popped collars will be tolerated, and Hollister is for the 14-18 year old demographic (they say it themselves). People who "feel strongly" about things are not welcome, as your opinions are most likely garbage, and wrong if they do not coincide with my own. I will not accept any male trying to add me unless they are exceptionally cool or one that I already have met, nor any female that does not wish to immediately engage in intercourse. Lastly, if I go to check out your profile beforehand and see that xXyou TyPe LiEk ThIsXx or have an extremely obnoxious ghetto hip-pop dirge with awful synthetic bass as your profile music, you have an approximately 0.00% chance of being added to my friends.Other than that, feel free to add me.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chad Kroeger, so I can shove a photograph, frame and all, into his culo:

Oh, and this guy.

YEEAH LATS!

My Blog

Reggaeton = Worst Music Ever.

If you can think of a worse genre of music than reggaeton, I'd like to hear it, so I can vehemently disagree with you.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:30:00 GMT

My Dreams Suck.

Last night I had a dream that I was gleefully buying 100 shares of Bear Stearns for $2.00 each. And in Dreamland, shares apparently look like index cards. Fucking lame.
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:23:00 GMT

This needs to be said: Youre a fucking tool.

If you think the band Tool is great, that is. Their singer is talented. Their bassist has a few interesting basslines. That's it. But people talk about this band as if God himself is their number one ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:31:00 GMT

Just a NOTE...

The Confederate Flag you see pictured hanging in my room is but only a keepsake from a memorable day, which I found wandering drunk around Marlton one winter in an abandoned shack in the woods. I am a...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 21:27:00 GMT

Have you been texting me? Because I’m not gonna read it.

That's right, I no longer receive texts on my cell. This means you will actually have to CALL instead of hiding behind acronyms such as "wut r u doin" and "lol ntm".
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:49:00 GMT