Alcohol 101 |
Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on!!!
Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!!!
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep!!!
When I read about the evils of dr...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:15:00 GMT |
Definantly atleast PG13 |
Dwight...since ur probably the only one that reads my blogs, don't bother u know them all!!!
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Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's ro...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:59:00 GMT |
I miss you THIS MUCH |
We may be far away,
But our love remains true,
I just want u to know,
How much I miss you,
I miss your touch,
I miss your smile,
I miss everything about you so much,
I miss your eyes,
Gazing into mi...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:50:00 GMT |
things u always wanted to know or say:D |
However by MeThe things that u do, can make me fell loved,However, sometimes it feels like my heart's been shoved!!!The way that you joke, can cause me to smile,However, they get harsh, causing tears ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:05:00 GMT |
Pissed in it’s ear |
2 guys are walking and they see the body of a rabbit that has been there everyday for the past 3 days that they went hiking on that trail!!!
1st: Hey, do you think that old rabbit over there is dead? ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:04:00 GMT |
If you’re asking |
If ur asking if I need u,
The answer is forever,
If ur asking if I'll leave u,
The answer is never,
If ur asking what I value,
The answer is u,
If ur asking if I luv you,
The answer is I do
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:42:00 GMT |
Sex Poems |
Roses are redLemons are sourOpen ur legs and give me an hourKissing Is A HabitFucking Is A GameGuys Get All The PleasureGirls Get All The Pain10 Minutes Of Pleasure9 Months Of Pain3 Days In The Hospit...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:30:00 GMT |
Joke(just made it up& I don't know y) |
There is this blonde guy and he just gets done eating out his blonde girlfriend, who is a little bit big/chubby.Then he puts on his clothes, grabs his sunglasses and says:
"I'm gonna go jog down to th...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 17:17:00 GMT |
Even when a man listens, he'll still get it wrong |
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:13:00 GMT |
Intelligent American!!! |
Three guys--a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer--are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, w...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:04:00 GMT |
